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Pacific Poker - 1000/2000 Ante 200 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
BTN: 4,392
SB: 15,844
Hero (BB): 31,554
UTG: 6,889
UTG+1: 1,437
MP: 63,329
MP+1: 13,621
MP+2: 18,941
CO: 11,902
9 players post ante of 200, SB posts SB 1,000, Hero posts BB 2,000
Pre Flop: (pot: 4,800) Hero has 8♦:A♦:
fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, SB raises to 15,644 and is all-in, Hero calls 13,644
Flop: (33,088, 2 players) J♣:6♦:A♣:

Turn: (33,088, 2 players) 8♣:
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River: (33,088, 2 players) 2♠:
SB shows A♠:6♠: (Two Pair, Aces and Sixes)
(Pre 36%, Flop 74%, Turn 8%)
Hero shows 8♦:A♦: (Two Pair, Aces and Eights)
(Pre 64%, Flop 26%, Turn 92%)
Hero wins 33,088
Stupidest hand I've ever won
This was played at a 0.25/0.5 $50 buy-in NL live game in a college dorm. There are 4 players at the table.
I'm dealt K - 4 of spades in the small blind. CO folds, button limps, I raise to $2, BB and button both call. 3 to flop.
Flop comes 2 - 2 - 2. Checks all around with many laughs
This is where it gets funkier. The dealer accidentally exposes the burn card, which is the king of clubs. This is terrible until he flips over the turn card which is the king of hearts. I bet 2$ (1/3 pot). BB folds, button calls.
The river is none other than the king of diamonds. Since the burn card had been exposed, it meant I had the lone king in the deck. The board is now 2 - 2 - 2 - K - K with a known burnt king.
Everybody is in shock, so I shove $30 into a $10 pot. Button insta calls. I show him the terrible news.
Good thing he didn't have the lone 2.
Originally posted by eggman420
Stupidest hand I've ever won
This was played at a 0.25/0.5 $50 buy-in NL live game in a college dorm. There are 4 players at the table.I'm dealt K - 4 of spades in the small blind. CO folds, button limps, I raise to $2, BB and button both call. 3 to flop.
Flop comes 2 - 2 - 2. Checks all around with many laughs
This is where it gets funkier. The dealer accidentally exposes the burn card, which is the king of clubs. This is terrible until he flips over the turn card which is the king of hearts. I bet 2$ (1/3 pot). BB folds, button calls.
The river is none other than the king of diamonds. Since the burn card had been exposed, it meant I had the lone king in the deck. The board is now 2 - 2 - 2 - K - K with a known burnt king.
Everybody is in shock, so I shove $30 into a $10 pot. Button insta calls. I show him the terrible news.
Good thing he didn't have the lone 2.
Oh please, kind sir
Don't keeps us in suspense -- not that it matters -- but what did he have?
Steel Wheel plus the magic 6
I haven't played much recently, but got bored today, so thought I'd play some PLO8
Pacific Poker - $0.02 PL Hi/Lo - Omaha Hi/Lo - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
Hero (SB): $4.00
BB: $0.56
UTG: $2.16
UTG+1: $1.30
MP: $3.39
MP+1: $1.37
MP+2: $3.11
CO: $2.61
BTN: $3.80
Hero posts SB $0.01, BB posts BB $0.02
Pre Flop: (pot: $0.03) Hero has T♦:5♠:2♠:A♠:
fold, fold, fold, MP+1 calls $0.02, MP+2 calls $0.02, CO raises to $0.11, fold, Hero calls $0.10, fold, MP+1 calls $0.09, MP+2 calls $0.09
Flop: ($0.46, 4 players) 3♠:5♥:6♦:
Hero checks, MP+1 checks, MP+2 checks, CO bets $0.46, Hero calls $0.46, fold, fold
Turn: ($1.38, 2 players) 4♠:
Hero bets $0.91, CO calls $0.91
River: ($3.20, 2 players) 6♠:
Hero bets $2.52 and is all-in, CO calls $1.13 and is all-in
Hero shows T♦:5♠:2♠:A♠: (High: Straight Flush, Six High, Low: 5432A)
(Pre 57%, Flop 49%, Turn 73%)
CO shows 3♣:2♣:4♥:J♠: (High: Straight, Six High, Low: 65432)
(Pre 43%, Flop 51%, Turn 27%)
Hero wins $2.60
Rake paid $0.27
Hero wins $2.59
when I saw the river paired the board, I was resigning myself to half the pot and a bit worried about getting only a quarter of it.
I hadn't noticed until I went to post this that I had the straight flush
Nut-Nut
We all know that in hi/lo games, the goal is to play to scoop, ideally making something called nut-nut, which gives us the nuts for both the hi and the lo pot. Usually, this is achieved by combining a wheel straight with some kind of flush, or possibly a full house. One particularly spectacular example would be a steel wheel, of course, which is a straight flush from A to 5.
This one is another interesting case, where the ace on the river happened to give us both the broadway for nut hi and the best possible low - but sadly no wheel, which would have made it even cooler.
PokerStars, $1.96 + $0.24 - Courchevel H/L Pot Limit - 200/400 - 6 players
Hand delivered by CardsChat
UTG: 7,298 (18 bb)
MP: 6,228 (16 bb)
CO: 26,646 (67 bb)
BU: 5,150 (13 bb)
SB: 7,290 (18 bb)
BB (Hero): 12,365 (31 bb)
Pre-Flop: (600) 3♣ Hero is BB with 5♦ 4♣ 2♦ Q♠ T♣
4 players fold, SB calls 200, Hero checks
Flop: (800) 3♣ 7♠ J♥ (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks
Turn: (800) K♣ (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 533, SB calls 533
River: (1,866) A♥ (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 1,244, SB calls 1,244
Total pot: 4,354
Showdown:
BB (Hero) shows 5♦ 4♣ 2♦ Q♠ T♣ (HI: a straight, Ten to Ace; LO: 7-4-3-2-A)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 42%, Flop: 37%, Turn: 36%, River: 100%)
SB mucks A♦ 9♥ K♦ 4♠ T♠ (HI: two pair, Aces and Kings)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 58%, Flop: 63%, Turn: 64%, River: 0%)
BB (Hero) wins 4,354
PokerStars - $0.25 Ante $0.03 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
Hero (BTN): 137.28 BB
SB: 111.72 BB
BB: 127 BB
UTG: 223.32 BB
MP: 92.4 BB
CO: 100.32 BB
6 players post ante of 0.12 BB, SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 2.12 BB) Hero has 9♣ Q♣
UTG raises to 2 BB, fold, fold, Hero calls 2 BB, fold, BB calls 1 BB
Flop: (7.12 BB, 3 players) T♠ 6♦ Q♥
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets 3.8 BB, fold, UTG calls 3.8 BB
Turn: (14.72 BB, 2 players) Q♠
UTG checks, Hero bets 7.88 BB, UTG calls 7.88 BB
River: (30.48 BB, 2 players) Q♦
UTG checks, Hero bets 22.72 BB, UTG calls 22.72 BB
Spoiler
Hero shows 9♣ Q♣ (Four of a Kind, Queens)
(Pre 47%, Flop 90%, Turn 95%)
UTG mucks 8♠ 8♣ (Full House, Queens full of Eights)
(Pre 53%, Flop 10%, Turn 5%)
Hero wins 72.52 BB
PokerStars - $1 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
BTN: 102.91 BB
SB: 114.45 BB
Hero (BB): 100 BB
UTG: 54.39 BB
MP: 106.35 BB
CO: 97 BB
SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has K♣ A♥
fold, fold, CO calls 1 BB, BTN raises to 5 BB, fold, Hero raises to 16.5 BB, fold, BTN calls 11.5 BB
Flop: (34.5 BB, 2 players) 2♠ K♠ K♥
Hero bets 11.47 BB, BTN calls 11.47 BB
Turn: (57.44 BB, 2 players) T♥
Hero bets 72.03 BB and is all-in, BTN calls 72.03 BB
River: (201.5 BB, 2 players) 9♥
Spoiler
Hero shows K♣ A♥ (Three of a Kind, Kings)
(Pre 7%, Flop 96%, Turn 98%)
BTN shows A♦ A♣ (Two Pair, Aces and Kings)
(Pre 93%, Flop 4%, Turn 2%)
Hero wins 199 BB
I feel your pain.... but I still think it is one of the +EV lines, sir.
This is one of those hands that is way more impressive than it looks.
I really like the aggression!
PokerStars - 2800/5600 Ante 700 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
Hero (UTG): 48.61 BB
UTG+1: 81.99 BB
MP: 45.44 BB
MP+1: 15.76 BB
CO: 44.28 BB
BTN: 34.34 BB
SB: 105.4 BB
BB: 16.41 BB
8 players post ante of 0.13 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 2.5 BB) Hero has A♠ Q♣
Hero raises to 3 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, BTN raises to 34.21 BB and is all-in, fold, fold, Hero calls 31.21 BB
Flop: (70.92 BB, 2 players) J♥ 4♠ A♦
Turn: (70.92 BB, 2 players) J♠
River: (70.92 BB, 2 players) 6♦
Spoiler
Hero shows A♠ Q♣ (Two Pair, Aces and Jacks)
(Pre 28%, Flop 91%, Turn 95%)
BTN shows K♠ K♣ (Two Pair, Kings and Jacks)
(Pre 72%, Flop 9%, Turn 5%)
Hero wins 70.92 BB
PS 10K Progressive Freeroll, 6th of 29, right now. I hope I win some money.
Update: I won $140.
Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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SB: $101.70 (101.7 bb)
Hero (BB): $199.91 (199.9 bb)
UTG: $68.75 (68.8 bb)
MP: $188.06 (188.1 bb)
CO: $69.11 (69.1 bb)
BTN: $130.62 (130.6 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BB with J♥: J♣:
2 folds, CO raises to $3, 2 folds, Hero raises to $13, CO calls $10
Flop: ($26.50) 9♠: J♦: K♠: (2 players)
Hero bets $12.53, CO calls $12.53
Turn: ($51.56) Q♥: (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $25.36, Hero calls $25.36
River: ($102.28) A♥: (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $18.22 and is all-in, Hero calls $18.22
Results:
Spoiler
$138.72 pot ($3 rake)
Final Board: 9♠: J♦: K♠: Q♥: A♥:
Hero showed J♥: J♣: and won $135.72 ($66.61 net)
CO showed 8♦: 9♥: and lost (-$69.11 net)
Spoiler

Originally posted by pisiattu
CO showed 8♦: 9♥: and lost (-$69.11 net)
I was so ready to see QTo ![]()
nice hand
Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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SB: $148.70 (148.7 bb)
BB: $113.24 (113.2 bb)
Hero (UTG): $108.81 (108.8 bb)
MP: $101.87 (101.9 bb)
CO: $140.27 (140.3 bb)
BTN: $100 (100 bb)
Preflop: Hero is UTG with A♣: K♣:
Hero raises to $2.20, MP calls $2.20, 3 folds, BB raises to $14, Hero calls $11.80, MP calls $11.80
Flop: ($42.50) T♣: 6♣: Q♦: (3 players)
BB bets $15, Hero calls $15, MP raises to $87.87 and is all-in, BB raises to $99.24 and is all-in, Hero calls $79.81 and is all-in
Turn: ($319.99) A♥: (3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: ($319.99) 6♦: (3 players, 3 are all-in)
Results:
Spoiler
$319.99 pot ($3 rake)
Final Board: T♣: 6♣: Q♦: A♥: 6♦:
BB showed K♥: K♦: and won $0.00 (-$108.81 net)
Hero showed A♣: K♣: and won $316.99 ($208.18 net)
MP showed Q♥: J♠: and lost (-$101.87 net)
Spoiler

Pacific Poker - 25/50 Ante 5 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
MP+1: 2,997
MP+2: 2,997
CO: 2,997
BTN: 2,982
Hero (SB): 2,967
BB: 3,189
UTG: 2,877
UTG+1: 2,997
MP: 2,997
9 players post ante of 5, Hero posts SB 25, BB posts BB 50
Pre Flop: (pot: 120) Hero has 3♣:3♠:
fold, UTG+1 calls 50, fold, fold, MP+2 raises to 2,992 and is all-in, fold, fold, Hero calls 2,937 and is all-in, fold, fold
Flop: (6,069, 2 players) 3♥:9♠:4♠:
Turn: (6,069, 2 players) 3♦:
River: (6,069, 2 players) K♥:
MP+2 shows A♠:J♣: (One Pair, Threes)
(Pre 48%, Flop 5%, Turn 0%)
Hero shows 3♣:3♠: (Four of a Kind, Threes)
(Pre 52%, Flop 95%, Turn 100%)
Hero wins 6,069
Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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SB: $98.97 (99 bb)
BB: $142.73 (142.7 bb)
UTG: $84.20 (84.2 bb)
MP: $240.26 (240.3 bb)
CO: $106.94 (106.9 bb)
Hero (BTN): $110.23 (110.2 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BTN with Q♥: A♣:
3 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, SB folds, BB calls $1.50
Flop: ($5.50) K♥: 9♠: T♥: (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1.60, BB calls $1.60
Turn: ($8.70) K♠: (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks
River: ($8.70) Q♠: (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $6.20, BB calls $6.20
Results:
Spoiler
$21.10 pot ($1.16 rake)
Final Board: K♥: 9♠: T♥: K♠: Q♠:
BB showed K♦: 8♣: and won $19.94 ($9.64 net)
Hero showed Q♥: A♣: and lost (-$10.30 net)
I missed straight in the board ![]()
Played vs the same villain over 30 minutes.
Hand 1:
PokerStars - $1 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
BTN: 100 BB
Hero (SB): 553.1 BB
BB: 221.68 BB
UTG: 134.27 BB
MP: 97.21 BB
CO: 153.75 BB
Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has ? ?
fold, fold, fold, BTN raises to 2.25 BB, Hero calls 1.75 BB, BB calls 1.25 BB
Flop: (6.75 BB, 3 players) 5♣ 2♣ 4♦
Hero checks, BB checks, BTN bets 2.12 BB, Hero calls 2.12 BB, fold
Turn: (10.99 BB, 2 players) 9♣
Hero checks, BTN bets 6.89 BB, Hero raises to 548.73 BB and is all-in, BTN calls 88.74 BB and is all-in
River: (202.25 BB, 2 players) A♦
Spoiler
Hero shows T♣ Q♣ (Flush, Queen High)
(Pre 52%, Flop 25%, Turn 77%)
BTN shows 4♠ 4♣ (Three of a Kind, Fours)
(Pre 48%, Flop 75%, Turn 23%)
Hero wins 199.75 BB
Hand 2:
PokerStars - $1 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
BTN: 193.55 BB
SB: 92.84 BB
Hero (BB): 670.4 BB
UTG: 103 BB
MP: 119.04 BB
CO: 143.76 BB
SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has ? ?
fold, MP raises to 2.25 BB, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls 1.25 BB
Flop: (5 BB, 2 players) 9♣ 8♣ 6♦
Hero checks, MP bets 3.14 BB, Hero calls 3.14 BB
Turn: (11.28 BB, 2 players) J♥
Hero checks, MP bets 9 BB, Hero calls 9 BB
River: (29.28 BB, 2 players) 3♣
Hero checks, MP checks
Spoiler
Hero shows Q♣ 6♣ (Flush, Queen High)
(Pre 31%, Flop 49%, Turn 25%)
MP mucks J♣ J♠ (Three of a Kind, Jacks)
(Pre 69%, Flop 51%, Turn 75%)
Hero wins 27.82 BB
Wut?
Some run good on 200€ husng shot from today.
Was 20/40 with me having 880 and villain 1120. Villain limp, I check and get awesome flop. Pretty mandatory x-r imo as we don't block any draws or Kx. Deeper stacked I suppose calling would be fine but can easily triple barrel this on good amount of runouts.
So villain bet 40, I raise to 120, bet 200 on turn and shove 520 on river. Obviously I were thrilled to get it in especially if no heart comes and board doesn't pair in nasty way. Well even if heart does come I would tend to barrel especially if it's on river. I mean I can still have busted straight draws that could be bluffed some portion of time and I think Kx tend to be quite sticky. Quite a OMG moment on showdown though...

Bit later got AA versus 4bb shove. Villain had AQ. Did bring some chances with Qxx flop and bd fd for villain.
Hero (CO): 210.1 BB
BTN: 182 BB
SB: 124.2 BB
BB: 129.8 BB
SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has Q♦ K♥
Hero raises to 3 BB, fold, SB calls 2.5 BB, BB calls 2 BB
Flop: (9 BB, 3 players) 9♥ T♣ J♣
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets 7 BB, fold, BB calls 7 BB
Turn: (23 BB, 2 players) Q♠
BB bets 5 BB, Hero raises to 38 BB, BB raises to 71 BB, Hero raises to 200.1 BB and is all-in, BB calls 48.8 BB and is all-in
River: (262.6 BB, 2 players) 7♥
Spoiler
Hero shows Q♦ K♥ (Straight, King High)
(Pre 67%, Flop 97%, Turn 97%)
BB shows 6♦ T♠ (One Pair, Tens)
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(Pre 33%, Flop 3%, Turn 3%)
Hero wins 249.5 BB
Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
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SB: $82.33 (82.3 bb)
BB: $45.70 (45.7 bb)
Hero (MP): $110.46 (110.5 bb)
CO: $100 (100 bb)
BTN: $131.45 (131.5 bb)
Preflop: Hero is MP with Q♦: J♠:
Hero raises to $2.20, 2 folds, SB calls $1.70, BB calls $1.20
Flop: ($6.60) 9♦: T♣: 8♥: (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $4.68, SB calls $4.68, BB folds
Turn: ($15.96) T♠: (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $12, SB calls $12
River: ($39.96) 7♠: (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $91.58 and is all-in, SB calls $63.45 and is all-in
Results:
Spoiler
$166.86 pot ($3 rake)
Final Board: 9♦: T♣: 8♥: T♠: 7♠:
SB showed 6♦: Q♥: and lost (-$82.33 net)
Hero showed Q♦: J♠: and won $163.86 ($81.53 net)