According to a local all-news station, a baby alligator entered a house around here through a doggie door and started chasing the housecats around. A woman in the house captured video footage of this, which was shown on TV. She managed to herd the little gator into a closet and close the door until animal control officers arrived. The cats escaped unharmed.
I have no idea what a baby gator is doing up here in El Frozo Norte. We have absolutely nothing like an alligator's natural habitat up here.
