Climb to low stakes? Why not?!

Welcome back! (As we degens say, you can't quit PLO - PLO quits you )

Don't lock yourself, just find places where you can socialise with people who don't have high body shape standards I.e. pretty everywhere; just don't give a damn about females if they frustrate you - your mood depends only on your own attitude to the situation - that's what I've learned in the study of my sexuality over the last several days

Oh wait, or did you mean that it's just too hot outside and the basement is the only cool (literally) place?

See you at Kyyberi's live coachings!

Vvvvvvvaaaaaammmmmmooooooossssss!!1!

So I made opening ranges and want some feed back (im am quite rusty)
UTG

MP

CO

BU
well any 2 vs ultra tight
any 2 suited vs tihgt + Kx Qx J5+ connectors; one gappers
vs not so tight + fish; a bit more than CO
Flat + 3b
red- value 3b
orange- bluff 3b
green- flat or 3b

Dont know yet how to play blinds? 3b its probably the same? how about callig range?

Originally posted by tonypmm
As we degens say, you can't quit PLO - PLO quits you

SO TRUE

Welcome tonypmm how are you doing? ♦

Well I am to lazy to socialize its not all about my body shape i dont look so bad
Point is I dont like my body I am ashamed of how bad my form become in 1.5 years but fuck this crying lets do something about it!

When I looked at your opening ranges, I was stunned for like 10 seconds before I painfully realised that you're going to play with half as many hole cards

I'm actually making the opposite switch and going play with twice more hole cards than in the past 5.5 months... at least until the Rio jackpot on iPoker grows back to €40-50K

Originally posted by PmagicLchocoOballs
but fuck this crying lets do something about it!

My health is rusty too, I need to eat more, sleep better and get out of the bed...

1. http://www.pokerstrategy.com/video/28677/

2. Beat- I'm broke, but with hope

My battle field opens in late afternoon. I forgot to say i will play NL10 SH

Obviously failed at sleep today ♦

4.6
[] watch one more video + quick re-watch todays
[] gym

Such players
much cracks
very sad
WOW

Hey man, I like your spirit, keep it up. ♠_evil:

The ranges look solid.

I would do a few tweaks such as :

UTG - open AJo for sure, consider removing lowest PPs, consider opening all suited brodways and T9s.

MP - remove JT-KTo / add A4-A5s

CO - remove A8o, 98o / add Q9s and QTo (how come u want to open QTo from MP, but not from CO? )

Just my 2 cents after taking a quick look.

Good luck and will follow

Solid 2 cents DannyJQ, thanks for the input. Can u give me some guide lines about blind defense?

4.6
Played to much

Down 5BI not so bad i was 12BI down on a peak. Lost AKvs88 twice vs same guy in like 5min(zoom zoom). Havent played A+ game for sure.
Watched squeezing and "why I hate AK" (because it never wins maybe? ♠_mad:)video but not as concentrated as i would like so probably will re-watch.

gym-failed damn I went on few beers instead

5.6
watch speed video
play some zoom
beg for HM2 or PT3 code
?gym?

Have a nice day readers

stars are rigged fuck off poker

add me on community tool

busto roll playing omaha nl is stupid poker is stupid pokerstars are stupid fuck this im done short đrni report

hero has 2pair lets give villain runner runner flush
hero has fd+sd lets save villains top pair

hero has str8 lets give villain flush
hero has flush lets 4same color card be dealt and villain has to win
hero has set no worries villain you will outset him

flop villain hits mid set hero has str8 draw wow str8 hits ott and pokerstars dealer program is like ♠_evil: ♠_evil: "dont worry villain I will take care of him" river pairs the board ♠_evil:

Hero gets top set otf and its happy to se that moneiz flow into pot but pokerstars are like ♠_evil: ♠_evil: ♠_evil: we will give hero full house ott to get him ai ♠_evil: ♠_evil: no worriez villain you will suck out str8 flush ♠_evil: ♠_evil:

AND AS ALWAYS VILLAINS ARE LIKE

OBV never going to be winner so i fucking quit good fucking bye burn in hell like I will

Don't know how did I end up here but awesome blog so far ♦

OP, I have to admit that I can't relate to your situation fully because I've never been that broke, though I considered myself poor in the university years and have had psychological and physical problems similar to yours. But I'm commiserating with you as hard as I can.

You seriously have to do something about your pessimism that, as far as I can see, applies not only to poker. Optimism is not something you had to be born with, it can learned like a foreign language, by looking at the same situations at different angles (say, every busted roll gives you a lot of food for thought, a lot of hands to review). Read e.g. Martin Seligman's book 'Learned Optimism'.

I know that there are students of psychology (particularly psychoanalysis) who have to collect experimental material for course papers and will counsel for free or cheap. There are even attractive girls among them (but beware of getting unrequitedly infatuated, it's too easy to do so during psychotherapy; I prefer male shrinks for that reason). When you earn enough money, you'll be able to receive more professional help, but now freebies are better than nothing, and at least you'll get to talk to people this way.

Well Its over I am broke blocked form stars for 6months so u are late for "party" I mean it was only 5 days

Well i think I owe u some graphs

HOLDEM

OMAHAHA

First i was like woha im owning these suckers i can rebuilt with omahahaha

But than i got fuc*ed

i got like 40k hands in 5 days and wasnt even trying hard. 240k hands 30days 2M hands in a year but fuck it i have only grinding skills SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bye

Originally posted by PmagicLchocoOballs
Well Its over I am broke blocked form stars for 6months

So it's time to work on the real life quality It's not the end of the movie, it's only the end of its n-th episode!

loled so hard ♦ ♦

Well starded playing again and i think i am going to continue(or is it continuoue lmao) this trip here, i think i am 10days into new begining already shot at nl200 ♠_evil: longer post later probably yes ♠_grin:

I decided to continue this blog here and not opening new one. I have quite a nice example of what I shouldnt do in future. In break months I recovered quite nice on my life roll(working long hours) so I can afford spewing new roll and add up new gif ending ♦ thats not the plan tho

This time I dont want to start with poker goals but some life goals. Time off tables and poker definitely reflects on poker results.

1. I am going back to school next month
- that is going to be big jump/ challenge for me. I was never good at school always put just enough effort to pass it at the end ♦ And I wasnt in school for 2 years now so... I hope it will end up well

2. Going back to gym
+
3. 150 crunches, 60 push-ups, 60 squats, 5min of planks, 60 leg raises per day (week1)
+
4. MMA big wish for a quite a long time now never kicked my lazy ass to start training
5. No rice, pastas, potatoes, sodas, sweets(except 100g of 75%+ chocolate) 6days per week
POKER

Started again on 15.9 deposited 30BI for NL10 on 888poker. Need 50points to get gold and 19%[EDIT: its 9% ; platinum is 18% ] cash back for next month(I think its decent). Next 9 days I am going to 6table; 2speed+6reg tables NL10 only!
Off tables:
1. work on ranges
2. playing from blinds
3. basic post flop plays/situations
4. basic math

I will probably give poker 2-4hours per day and every minute of free time like always

-I am going to do bigger updates every Sunday
-Need new name for the blog(i dont like to be degen no more)