I just caught a breather after two coolers....
PokerStars - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
BTN: 73.6 BB (VPIP: 100.00, PFR: 100.00, 3Bet Preflop: 100.00, Hands: 1)
SB: 100 BB (VPIP: 41.94, PFR: 20.00, 3Bet Preflop: 16.39, Hands: 162)
BB: 176.76 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 3)
UTG: 147.8 BB (VPIP: 29.27, PFR: 4.88, 3Bet Preflop: 5.00, Hands: 42)
Hero (MP): 100.4 BB
CO: 100 BB (VPIP: 17.50, PFR: 13.13, 3Bet Preflop: 5.71, Hands: 165)
SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has 5♥ 5♦
UTG calls 1 BB, Hero raises to 2 BB, fold, BTN raises to 8.4 BB, fold, fold, UTG calls 7.4 BB, Hero calls 6.4 BB
Flop: (26.6 BB, 3 players) J♣ 7♣ 5♠
UTG bets 25.4 BB, Hero calls 25.4 BB, BTN raises to 65.2 BB and is all-in, UTG calls 39.8 BB, Hero raises to 92 BB and is all-in, UTG calls 26.8 BB
Turn: (275.8 BB, 3 players) 8♦
River: (275.8 BB, 3 players) 2♥
UTG shows J♦ A♦ (One Pair, Jacks)
Main Pot [222.2 BB]: (Pre 23%, Flop 1%, Turn 0%)
Side Pot#1 [53.6 BB]: (Pre 40%, Flop 1%, Turn 0%)
Hero shows 5♥ 5♦ (Three of a Kind, Fives)
Main Pot [222.2 BB]: (Pre 58%, Flop 99%, Turn 100%)
Side Pot#1 [53.6 BB]: (Pre 60%, Flop 99%, Turn 100%)
BTN shows J♥ A♠ (One Pair, Jacks)
Main Pot [222.2 BB]: (Pre 19%, Flop 1%, Turn 0%)
Hero wins 267.8 BB
I've never seen two players shove so fast in my life!
PokerStars - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
Hero (BTN): 273.12 BB
SB: 1112.36 BB (VPIP: 36.31, PFR: 31.21, 3Bet Preflop: 26.79, Hands: 159)
BB: 86 BB (VPIP: 37.50, PFR: 25.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 10)
UTG: 325.12 BB (VPIP: 28.11, PFR: 21.08, 3Bet Preflop: 12.79, Hands: 571)
MP: 100.12 BB (VPIP: 15.38, PFR: 11.97, 3Bet Preflop: 2.27, Hands: 148)
CO: 101.32 BB (VPIP: 27.27, PFR: 18.18, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 11)
SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has 5♣ 5♦
fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 2 BB, SB raises to 8 BB, fold, Hero calls 6 BB
Flop: (17 BB, 2 players) 9♥ 5♥ 9♠
SB bets 12 BB, Hero raises to 265.12 BB and is all-in, SB calls 253.12 BB
Turn: (547.24 BB, 2 players) A♦
River: (547.24 BB, 2 players) 4♠
Spoiler
SB shows 7♥ Q♥ (One Pair, Nines)
(Pre 47%, Flop 2%, Turn 0%)
Hero shows 5♣ 5♦ (Full House, Fives full of Nines)
(Pre 53%, Flop 98%, Turn 100%)
Hero wins 539.24 BB
I run bad tonight. I played 2.3k hands and was in hole the whole time.
Until this maniac came and saved me. I finished the session with +80BB.... phew
edit: Let me explain why I shoved on flop with the virtual nuts. A maniac like this needs a carrot to chase, so you have to put the food in front of his eyes for him to start salivating.