Bon ... Bah ... C'est fini (enfin presque ...) Bankroll 3.30€ ... Pas un seul ITM sur 8 SNG ...
Jamais fait une session aussi merdique, je me prends encore plus d'horreurs qu'en 1 et 3€ 
Je vous poste la main clé de chacun des 8 SNG pour que vous voyiez que j'ai pas le bol :
Je perds mes flips, je touche pas mes tirages, et je prends un magnifique bad !!!
#1 : Je joue mon FD + paire de façon agressive ... Ca passe pas ... OK
PokerStars - €4.55+€0.45|50/100 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3
BTN: 2,115.00
SB: 1,845.00
Hero (BB): 2,395.00
UTG: 1,845.00
UTG+1: 1,110.00
MP: 1,310.00
MP+1: 1,300.00
CO: 1,580.00
SB posts SB 50.00, Hero posts BB 100.00
Pre Flop: (150.00) Hero has T♠ 9♠
fold, fold, fold, fold, CO raises to 211.00, BTN calls 211.00, fold, Hero calls 111.00
Flop: (683.00, 3 players) 9♣ A♠ 2♠
Hero checks, CO checks, BTN bets 500.00, Hero raises to 2,184.00 and is all-in, fold, BTN calls 1,404.00 and is all-in
Turn: (4491.00, 2 players) 8♣
River: (4491.00, 2 players) 2♣
Spoiler
Hero shows T♠ 9♠ (Two Pair, Nines and Twos) (PreFlop 33%, Flop 43%, Turn 25%)
BTN shows T♦ A♣ (Two Pair, Aces and Twos) (PreFlop 67%, Flop 57%, Turn 75%)
BTN wins 4,491.00
#2 Je push 33 à la bulle ... un coinflip qui passe pas malgré un superbe flop pour moi ...
PokerStars - €4.55+€0.45|150/300 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 4 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3
BB: 2,575.00
Hero (UTG): 1,720.00
BTN: 4,595.00
SB: 4,610.00
BB posts ante 25.00, Hero posts ante 25.00, BTN posts ante 25.00, SB posts ante 25.00, SB posts SB 150.00, BB posts BB 300.00
Pre Flop: (550.00) Hero has 3♣ 3♠
Hero raises to 1,695.00 and is all-in, fold, fold, BB calls 1,395.00
Flop: (3640.00, 2 players) 5♥ 4♦ 2♥
Turn: (3640.00, 2 players) K♦
River: (3640.00, 2 players) 5♦
Spoiler
BB shows 9♠ K♥ (Two Pair, Kings and Fives) (PreFlop 48%, Flop 25%, Turn 77%)
Hero shows 3♣ 3♠ (Two Pair, Fives and Threes) (PreFlop 52%, Flop 75%, Turn 23%)
BB wins 3,640.00
#3 Bon ... Là OK, je m'enflamme pas mal
Mais Vilain est très agro ...
PokerStars - €4.55+€0.45|75/150 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 4 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3
UTG: 1,575.00
BTN: 3,665.00
SB: 6,715.00
Hero (BB): 1,545.00
SB posts SB 75.00, Hero posts BB 150.00
Pre Flop: (225.00) Hero has T♣ 6♠
fold, fold, SB calls 75.00, Hero checks
Flop: (300.00, 2 players) T♥ 3♣ 7♣
SB bets 150.00, Hero calls 150.00
Turn: (600.00, 2 players) J♥
SB bets 300.00, Hero raises to 1,245.00 and is all-in, SB calls 945.00
River: (3090.00, 2 players) K♥
Spoiler
SB shows J♣ 8♣ (One Pair, Jacks) (PreFlop 66%, Flop 52%, Turn 91%)
Hero shows T♣ 6♠ (One Pair, Tens) (PreFlop 34%, Flop 48%, Turn 9%)
SB wins 3,090.00
#4 Easy Push 10BB deep ... Mauvaise rencontre
PokerStars - €4.55+€0.45|100/200 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3
SB: 1,130.00
BB: 4,480.00
UTG: 3,690.00
Hero (CO): 2,380.00
BTN: 1,820.00
SB posts ante 25.00, BB posts ante 25.00, UTG posts ante 25.00, Hero posts ante 25.00, BTN posts ante 25.00, SB posts SB 100.00, BB posts BB 200.00
Pre Flop: (425.00) Hero has Q♥ A♦
fold, Hero raises to 2,355.00 and is all-in, fold, fold, BB calls 2,155.00
Flop: (4935.00, 2 players) J♦ 2♦ 4♣
Turn: (4935.00, 2 players) 5♥
River: (4935.00, 2 players) 7♠
Spoiler
BB shows Q♦ Q♣ (One Pair, Queens) (PreFlop 70%, Flop 81%, Turn 84%)
Hero shows Q♥ A♦ (High Card, Ace) (PreFlop 30%, Flop 19%, Turn 16%)
BB wins 4,935.00
#5 Push light contre un CL qui limp (Ouais ... Mauvaise idée ... Je sais ^^)
PokerStars - €4.55+€0.45|100/200 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 4 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3
SB: 1,635.00
Hero (BB): 1,157.00
UTG: 7,125.00
BTN: 3,583.00
SB posts ante 25.00, Hero posts ante 25.00, UTG posts ante 25.00, BTN posts ante 25.00, SB posts SB 100.00, Hero posts BB 200.00
Pre Flop: (400.00) Hero has K♥ J♦
UTG calls 200.00, fold, fold, Hero raises to 1,132.00 and is all-in, UTG calls 932.00
Flop: (2464.00, 2 players) 2♠ 7♦ 8♦
Turn: (2464.00, 2 players) Q♥
River: (2464.00, 2 players) 4♦
Spoiler
Hero shows K♥ J♦ (High Card, King) (PreFlop 42%, Flop 29%, Turn 14%)
UTG shows 4♥ A♣ (One Pair, Fours) (PreFlop 58%, Flop 71%, Turn 86%)
UTG wins 2,464.00
#6 Alors là ... C'est le ponpon ... Les stats Preflop, flop et Turn sont juste Hallucinantes ... MAIS JE PERDS QUAND MÊME !!!
PokerStars - €4.55+€0.45|100/200 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 4 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3
BB: 4,760.00
UTG: 2,655.00
BTN: 3,560.00
Hero (SB): 2,525.00
Hero posts SB 100.00, BB posts BB 200.00
Pre Flop: (300.00) Hero has K♥ Q♦
fold, fold, Hero raises to 2,525.00 and is all-in, BB calls 2,325.00
Flop: (5050.00, 2 players) K♠ K♣ 9♠
Turn: (5050.00, 2 players) 3♦
River: (5050.00, 2 players) T♣
Spoiler
Hero shows K♥ Q♦ (Three of a Kind, Kings) (PreFlop 74%, Flop 83%, Turn 91%)
BB shows J♣ Q♠ (Straight, King High) (PreFlop 26%, Flop 17%, Turn 9%)
BB wins 5,050.00
#7 Encore un Coinflip qui ne passe pas ...
PokerStars - €4.55+€0.45|100/200 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3
SB: 2,170.00
BB: 7,110.00
UTG: 1,880.00
CO: 1,105.00
Hero (BTN): 1,235.00
SB posts ante 25.00, BB posts ante 25.00, UTG posts ante 25.00, CO posts ante 25.00, Hero posts ante 25.00, SB posts SB 100.00, BB posts BB 200.00
Pre Flop: (425.00) Hero has 5♠ 5♦
fold, fold, Hero raises to 1,210.00 and is all-in, fold, BB calls 1,010.00
Flop: (2645.00, 2 players) 8♦ 6♥ K♣
Turn: (2645.00, 2 players) J♦
River: (2645.00, 2 players) 4♣
Spoiler
BB shows Q♥ K♥ (One Pair, Kings) (PreFlop 50%, Flop 89%, Turn 95%)
Hero shows 5♠ 5♦ (One Pair, Fives) (PreFlop 50%, Flop 11%, Turn 5%)
BB wins 2,645.00
#8 On prends les mêmes et on recommence ...
PokerStars - €4.55+€0.45|75/150 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 7 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3
MP: 851.00
Hero (CO): 1,410.00
BTN: 2,690.00
SB: 2,381.00
BB: 2,635.00
UTG: 1,305.00
UTG+1: 2,228.00
SB posts SB 75.00, BB posts BB 150.00
Pre Flop: (225.00) Hero has 5♦ 5♥
fold, UTG+1 raises to 450.00, fold, Hero raises to 1,410.00 and is all-in, fold, fold, fold, UTG+1 calls 960.00
Flop: (3045.00, 2 players) T♦ 3♠ 4♣
Turn: (3045.00, 2 players) 6♥
River: (3045.00, 2 players) 9♦
Spoiler
UTG+1 shows T♠ A♦ (One Pair, Tens) (PreFlop 47%, Flop 88%, Turn 77%)
Hero shows 5♦ 5♥ (One Pair, Fives) (PreFlop 53%, Flop 12%, Turn 23%)
UTG+1 wins 3,045.00
... Bon ... Du coup, pas besoin de montrer de graph, il ressemble à ça : \
Les 3.30€ seront joués sur 6 tables à 0.50€ après avoir mangé ... On y croit