А потом я вспомнил что больше не хочу сливать и начал апать
Анекдот:
Фолд монстрадро
Как же бесят подобные раздачи:
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PokerStars - $0.05 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
BB: $5.26 (VPIP: 20.00, PFR: 13.33, 3Bet Preflop: 6.67, Hands: 30)
UTG: $18.61 (VPIP: 34.94, PFR: 22.89, 3Bet Preflop: 3.33, Hands: 84)
UTG+1: $6.20 (VPIP: 25.00, PFR: 6.25, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 32)
UTG+2: $18.82 (VPIP: 70.27, PFR: 2.70, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 37)
Hero (MP): $6.02
MP+1: $2.72 (VPIP: 55.56, PFR: 22.22, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 9)
CO: $5.14 (VPIP: 17.91, PFR: 17.16, 3Bet Preflop: 14.00, Hands: 134)
BTN: $5.00 (VPIP: 21.88, PFR: 15.63, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 33)
SB: $5.00 (VPIP: 15.88, PFR: 11.70, 3Bet Preflop: 5.43, Hands: 363)
SB posts SB $0.02, BB posts BB $0.05
Pre Flop: (pot: $0.07) Hero has Q♣ Q♠
UTG raises to $0.15, UTG+1 calls $0.15, UTG+2 calls $0.15, Hero raises to $0.80, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, UTG+2 calls $0.65
Flop: ($1.97, 2 players) 9♥ 7♥ J♥
UTG+2 checks, Hero bets $1.44, UTG+2 calls $1.44
Turn: ($4.85, 2 players) 3♦
UTG+2 checks, Hero bets $3.78 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls $3.78
River: ($12.41, 2 players) 5♣
UTG+2 shows A♥ 4♥ (Flush, Ace High) (Pre 33%, Flop 97%, Turn 100%)
Hero shows Q♣ Q♠ (One Pair, Queens) (Pre 67%, Flop 3%, Turn 0%)
UTG+2 wins $11.89
Тьфу, капец... 
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PokerStars - $0.05 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
UTG+1: $6.18 (VPIP: 13.19, PFR: 11.02, 3Bet Preflop: 2.39, Hands: 510)
Hero (UTG+2): $5.00
MP: $4.75 (VPIP: 10.17, PFR: 5.08, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 60)
MP+1: $2.93 (VPIP: 4.53, PFR: 2.79, 3Bet Preflop: 2.02, Hands: 292)
CO: $9.73 (VPIP: 15.20, PFR: 8.83, 3Bet Preflop: 2.59, Hands: 1,046)
BTN: $6.12 (VPIP: 16.67, PFR: 16.00, 3Bet Preflop: 13.79, Hands: 150)
SB: $5.00 (VPIP: 14.15, PFR: 7.55, 3Bet Preflop: 6.25, Hands: 108)
BB: $5.00 (VPIP: 15.64, PFR: 12.57, 3Bet Preflop: 6.34, Hands: 361)
UTG: $16.33 (VPIP: 43.52, PFR: 12.96, 3Bet Preflop: 1.47, Hands: 329)
SB posts SB $0.02, BB posts BB $0.05
Pre Flop: (pot: $0.07) Hero has J♠ J♥
fold, fold, Hero raises to $0.15, fold, fold, fold, fold, SB calls $0.13, fold
Flop: ($0.35, 2 players) 7♠ A♦ J♦
SB bets $0.25, Hero raises to $0.66, SB calls $0.41
Turn: ($1.67, 2 players) A♣
SB bets $0.95, Hero raises to $2.36, SB raises to $4.19 and is all-in, Hero calls $1.83 and is all-in
River: ($10.05, 2 players) 7♦
SB shows 4♠ A♠ (Full House, Aces full of Sevens)
Hero shows J♠ J♥ (Full House, Jacks full of Aces)
SB wins $9.63
Жопой почуял неладное
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PokerStars - $0.05 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
Hero (UTG): $5.00
UTG+1: $5.62 (VPIP: 24.24, PFR: 18.18, 3Bet Preflop: 10.00, Hands: 33)
MP: $4.40 (VPIP: 16.67, PFR: 8.33, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 12)
MP+1: $5.39 (VPIP: 13.10, PFR: 10.80, 3Bet Preflop: 2.22, Hands: 436)
CO: $8.99 (VPIP: 15.48, PFR: 7.74, 3Bet Preflop: 5.08, Hands: 157)
BTN: $5.22 (VPIP: 20.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 5)
SB: $5.70 (VPIP: 53.85, PFR: 7.69, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 13)
BB: $5.00 (VPIP: 16.04, PFR: 11.95, 3Bet Preflop: 6.42, Hands: 321)
SB posts SB $0.02, BB posts BB $0.05
Pre Flop: (pot: $0.07) Hero has J♥ A♠
Hero raises to $0.15, fold, fold, fold, fold, BTN calls $0.15, fold, fold
Flop: ($0.37, 2 players) 2♣ 6♣ A♦
Hero bets $0.25, BTN calls $0.25
Turn: ($0.87, 2 players) T♦
Hero bets $0.70, BTN calls $0.70
River: ($2.27, 2 players) 3♥
Hero checks, BTN bets $1.25, Hero calls $1.25
BTN shows 3♦ 2♦ (Two Pair, Threes and Twos) (Pre 38%, Flop 24%, Turn 32%)
Hero mucks J♥ A♠ (One Pair, Aces) (Pre 62%, Flop 76%, Turn 68%)
BTN wins $4.57
Бл*ть! 
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PokerStars - $0.05 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
SB: $5.22 (VPIP: 12.67, PFR: 10.33, 3Bet Preflop: 1.63, Hands: 301)
Hero (BB): $5.00
UTG: $4.91 (VPIP: 10.71, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 29)
UTG+1: $5.07 (VPIP: 13.65, PFR: 11.92, 3Bet Preflop: 4.55, Hands: 526)
UTG+2: $5.33 (VPIP: 15.50, PFR: 9.23, 3Bet Preflop: 2.89, Hands: 869)
MP: $5.00 (VPIP: 29.63, PFR: 29.63, 3Bet Preflop: 21.43, Hands: 27)
MP+1: $3.10 (VPIP: 17.65, PFR: 12.94, 3Bet Preflop: 2.78, Hands: 87)
CO: $2.25
BTN: $15.74 (VPIP: 42.79, PFR: 12.66, 3Bet Preflop: 2.20, Hands: 233)
SB posts SB $0.02, Hero posts BB $0.05, CO posts penalty blind $0.05
Pre Flop: (pot: $0.12) Hero has 2♥ A♣
fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, CO checks, BTN calls $0.05, fold, Hero checks
Flop: ($0.17, 3 players) 2♠ A♥ 3♦
Hero bets $0.20, CO calls $0.20, fold
Turn: ($0.57, 2 players) 9♦
Hero bets $0.52, CO calls $0.52
River: ($1.61, 2 players) 5♣
Hero checks, CO bets $1.48 and is all-in, Hero calls $1.48
CO shows 6♠ 4♣ (Straight, Six High) (Pre 43%, Flop 16%, Turn 9%)
Hero shows 2♥ A♣ (Two Pair, Aces and Twos) (Pre 57%, Flop 84%, Turn 91%)
CO wins $4.38
Ну ничо, отомстил ♠_cool:
В том числе и регу ненавистному, который меня в той раздаче с монстрдро рейзнул
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PokerStars - $0.05 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
UTG: $5.34 (VPIP: 17.97, PFR: 11.72, 3Bet Preflop: 2.04, Hands: 131)
UTG+1: $5.30 (VPIP: 17.06, PFR: 13.49, 3Bet Preflop: 6.11, Hands: 516)
MP: $4.29 (VPIP: 29.41, PFR: 7.06, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 85)
Hero (MP+1): $5.00
CO: $5.00 (VPIP: 11.11, PFR: 8.89, 3Bet Preflop: 6.67, Hands: 93)
BTN: $2.43 (VPIP: 12.50, PFR: 6.25, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 17)
SB: $6.04 (VPIP: 41.18, PFR: 5.88, 3Bet Preflop: 20.00, Hands: 17)
BB: $4.00
SB posts SB $0.02, BB posts BB $0.05
Pre Flop: (pot: $0.07) Hero has 9♥ 9♦
fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.20, fold, Hero calls $0.20, fold, fold, SB calls $0.18, fold
Flop: ($0.65, 3 players) 3♦ 9♠ 3♠
SB checks, UTG+1 bets $0.60, Hero calls $0.60, SB calls $0.60
Turn: ($2.45, 3 players) 4♣
SB checks, UTG+1 bets $2.00, Hero calls $2.00, SB calls $2.00
River: ($8.45, 3 players) Q♥
SB bets $3.24 and is all-in, UTG+1 calls $2.50 and is all-in, Hero calls $2.20 and is all-in
SB shows K♠ 8♠ (One Pair, Threes)
Main Pot [$15.05]: (Pre 15%, Flop 0%, Turn 0%)
Side Pot#1 [$0.60]: (Pre 17%, Flop 30%, Turn 18%)
UTG+1 shows A♦ A♣ (Two Pair, Aces and Threes)
Main Pot [$15.05]: (Pre 68%, Flop 9%, Turn 5%)
Side Pot#1 [$0.60]: (Pre 83%, Flop 70%, Turn 82%)
Hero shows 9♥ 9♦ (Full House, Nines full of Threes)
Main Pot [$15.05]: (Pre 17%, Flop 91%, Turn 95%)
UTG+1 wins $0.57
Hero wins $14.43
Словил подачу
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PokerStars - $0.05 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
BTN: $5.00 (VPIP: 15.05, PFR: 11.29, 3Bet Preflop: 2.90, Hands: 186)
Hero (SB): $7.16
BB: $4.79 (VPIP: 8.14, PFR: 4.65, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 87)
UTG: $6.73 (VPIP: 10.20, PFR: 6.12, 3Bet Preflop: 1.85, Hands: 149)
UTG+1: $9.20 (VPIP: 14.69, PFR: 8.44, 3Bet Preflop: 2.65, Hands: 1,211)
UTG+2: $7.15 (VPIP: 15.70, PFR: 14.68, 3Bet Preflop: 11.61, Hands: 295)
MP: $2.00 (VPIP: 14.12, PFR: 12.94, 3Bet Preflop: 2.86, Hands: 86)
MP+1: $4.74 (VPIP: 92.31, PFR: 23.08, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 13)
CO: $15.88 (VPIP: 42.61, PFR: 13.03, 3Bet Preflop: 1.18, Hands: 405)
Hero posts SB $0.02, BB posts BB $0.05
Pre Flop: (pot: $0.07) Hero has 6♣ A♣
fold, fold, fold, fold, MP+1 calls $0.05, CO calls $0.05, fold, Hero calls $0.03, BB checks
Flop: ($0.20, 4 players) 8♦ 4♦ A♠
Hero checks, BB checks, MP+1 checks, CO checks
Turn: ($0.20, 4 players) A♦
Hero checks, BB checks, MP+1 bets $0.05, fold, Hero calls $0.05, fold
River: ($0.30, 2 players) 4♥
Hero checks, MP+1 bets $0.29, Hero raises to $1.04, MP+1 raises to $1.79, Hero raises to $7.06 and is all-in, MP+1 calls $2.85 and is all-in
Hero shows 6♣ A♣ (Full House, Aces full of Fours) (Pre 64%, Flop 80%, Turn 100%)
MP+1 shows 4♣ 5♣ (Full House, Fours full of Aces) (Pre 36%, Flop 20%, Turn 0%)
Hero wins $9.18
Было очень обидно, что я стормозил и чекнул терн, он же фиш, зачем против него слоуплетить!
И вопрос: как смотрите на оверпуш терна или ривера? Я надолго задумался и решил добрать просто большим рейзом, но думаю если у фиша на руках карманки или он попал в 6 или 9, он мне с удовольствием оплатит любую ставку, даже стек в 200бб.
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PokerStars - $0.05 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
Hero (CO): $9.77
BTN: $5.00 (VPIP: 15.96, PFR: 14.89, 3Bet Preflop: 12.26, Hands: 284)
SB: $5.07 (VPIP: 14.59, PFR: 8.45, 3Bet Preflop: 2.70, Hands: 1,199)
BB: $2.57 (VPIP: 20.00, PFR: 17.14, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 36)
UTG: $2.35 (VPIP: 6.25, PFR: 4.40, 3Bet Preflop: 3.61, Hands: 439)
UTG+1: $11.63
MP: $6.72 (VPIP: 36.07, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 62)
MP+1: $15.24 (VPIP: 43.48, PFR: 21.74, 3Bet Preflop: 7.69, Hands: 46)
SB posts SB $0.02, BB posts BB $0.05
Pre Flop: (pot: $0.07) Hero has J♠ A♦
fold, fold, fold, MP+1 calls $0.05, Hero raises to $0.20, fold, fold, fold, MP+1 calls $0.15
Flop: ($0.47, 2 players) A♥ A♠ 6♥
MP+1 checks, Hero bets $0.32, MP+1 calls $0.32
Turn: ($1.11, 2 players) A♣
MP+1 checks, Hero checks
River: ($1.11, 2 players) 9♦
MP+1 checks, Hero bets $0.98, MP+1 calls $0.98
Hero shows J♠ A♦ (Four of a Kind, Aces) (Pre 60%, Flop 96%, Turn 100%)
MP+1 mucks 5♠ 6♠ (Full House, Aces full of Sixes) (Pre 40%, Flop 4%, Turn 0%)
Hero wins $2.94
Какие вариант розыгрыша? Мне не нравится как я сыграл, но флоп очень дровяной 
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PokerStars - $0.05 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
BTN: $5.00 (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 5)
SB: $4.60 (VPIP: 13.89, PFR: 6.94, 3Bet Preflop: 3.64, Hands: 146)
BB: $5.83 (VPIP: 12.42, PFR: 8.35, 3Bet Preflop: 4.64, Hands: 470)
Hero (UTG): $5.00
UTG+1: $5.00 (VPIP: 13.18, PFR: 11.20, 3Bet Preflop: 4.25, Hands: 613)
MP: $6.80 (VPIP: 19.75, PFR: 12.10, 3Bet Preflop: 6.00, Hands: 160)
MP+1: $5.17 (VPIP: 13.04, PFR: 4.35, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 23)
CO: $5.38 (VPIP: 34.04, PFR: 21.28, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 48)
SB posts SB $0.02, BB posts BB $0.05
Pre Flop: (pot: $0.07) Hero has T♦ T♥
Hero raises to $0.15, fold, fold, fold, CO calls $0.15, fold, fold, fold
Flop: ($0.37, 2 players) 6♥ 9♣ T♣
Hero bets $0.28, CO raises to $0.73, Hero raises to $1.80, fold
Hero wins $1.75
А тут уж точно надо было слоуплеить
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PokerStars - $0.05 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
MP: $1.55 (VPIP: 44.44, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 9)
MP+1: $3.76 (VPIP: 26.77, PFR: 17.68, 3Bet Preflop: 0.96, Hands: 599)
CO: $5.53 (VPIP: 12.95, PFR: 10.55, 3Bet Preflop: 2.29, Hands: 418)
BTN: $4.26 (VPIP: 50.00, PFR: 50.00, 3Bet Preflop: 100.00, Hands: 2)
SB: $5.00 (VPIP: 21.43, PFR: 4.76, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 42)
BB: $4.00 (VPIP: 33.33, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 3)
Hero (UTG): $5.00
UTG+1: $2.35 (VPIP: 21.43, PFR: 14.29, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 14)
SB posts SB $0.02, BB posts BB $0.05
Pre Flop: (pot: $0.07) Hero has 2♠ 2♦
Hero raises to $0.15, fold, fold, fold, fold, BTN calls $0.15, fold, fold
Flop: ($0.37, 2 players) 2♥ 3♥ 3♠
Hero bets $0.25, BTN raises to $0.50, Hero raises to $1.48, fold
Hero wins $1.31
А от подобных раздач особенная радость 
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PokerStars - $0.05 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
MP: $4.02 (VPIP: 22.58, PFR: 11.29, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 62)
MP+1: $6.09 (VPIP: 26.81, PFR: 18.12, 3Bet Preflop: 0.81, Hands: 697)
CO: $7.58 (VPIP: 17.44, PFR: 12.58, 3Bet Preflop: 6.21, Hands: 458)
BTN: $2.86 (VPIP: 5.88, PFR: 4.12, 3Bet Preflop: 3.97, Hands: 345)
SB: $3.95 (VPIP: 22.22, PFR: 11.11, 3Bet Preflop: 14.29, Hands: 9)
BB: $16.20 (VPIP: 23.86, PFR: 13.20, 3Bet Preflop: 5.48, Hands: 199)
UTG: $4.00
Hero (UTG+1): $9.99
SB posts SB $0.02, BB posts BB $0.05, UTG posts penalty blind $0.05
Pre Flop: (pot: $0.12) Hero has A♣ K♣
UTG raises to $0.10, Hero raises to $0.30, fold, fold, fold, fold, SB raises to $1.50, fold, UTG calls $1.40, Hero raises to $9.99 and is all-in, SB calls $2.45 and is all-in, UTG calls $2.50 and is all-in
Flop: ($12.00, 3 players) J♠ 7♣ A♥
Turn: ($12.00, 3 players) 3♠
River: ($12.00, 3 players) 8♣
UTG shows 8♦ T♣ (One Pair, Eights)
Main Pot [$11.90]: (Pre 29%, Flop 20%, Turn 10%)
Side Pot#1 [$0.10]: (Pre 34%, Flop 19%, Turn 9%)
Hero shows A♣ K♣ (One Pair, Aces)
Main Pot [$11.90]: (Pre 42%, Flop 72%, Turn 86%)
Side Pot#1 [$0.10]: (Pre 66%, Flop 81%, Turn 91%)
SB mucks 2♥ 2♠ (One Pair, Twos)
Main Pot [$11.90]: (Pre 29%, Flop 8%, Turn 5%)
Hero wins $11.50
В общем я кажется опять вкурил как играть
Зарегался в недельном задании на 200k, набил половину необходимых вппшек.
+22.89
БР 203.05
Перенси блог в БСС. Я уже раздел мсс не смотрю, а так буду чаще отписываться у тебя, помогать 
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