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Alficor1 · 2010-08-11T18:48:47Z

Hey guys, my name is Ondra, i'm 18 years old and come from Czech Republic. I started to play poker when i was 17, like many people, on facebook. I really felt in love with the game. After i became more familiar with the game, i started to play for play money on full tilt. I was playing the 27 men sng and was in the "money" almost everytime, so i asked my brother if i could try to play on his real money account on bwin. I did really well, and because he had to focus on school rather than on poker, he told me that he'll leave me 10 USD there so i can play and that he's going to withdraw the rest. After one month playing SSS there, i managed to reach 60 bucks, which was a big success for me. Then i was on a downswing, couldnt really handle the situation and lost all the money in a week. I was playing games i shouldnt have been playing. But I think it gave me a really good lesson that made me much better player. I learned about the importance of BRM and self control. Then i learned about pokerstrategy, registered there exactly on my 18th birthday and passed the quiz and got my capital deposited on Party. I did well there too, but i stopped playing there, because i really didnt like the site (the rake is sky high, tournaments just suck, software isnt as good as at FTP's and the lobby is a mess). Then i came across a site that offers free capital on Absolute poker, so i said, why not, i'll give it a try, i hope it'll be better than PP. The software is really good, there are really great tournaments, cash games are quite easy to beat. Now, after one month, i have 116 USD (about 91 bucks profit), thanks to 2nd and 4th place in one buck tourney and some good cash game results. I'd like to cash out these money though, so i can play on my favourite site - FTP. So, there are my goals: For 2010: -Play 5k raked hand so i can withdraw the money from AP -Deposit on FTP, play NL5 (I'll use bit more conservative BRM, 32 BI) -Beat NL5 and maybe reach NL10 at the end of the year (it's not really likely though, because i'll have a tough year at school) -Improve my game For 2011: -Obv to reach NL10 and crush it. -Reach NL25 by the end of the year and do the same -Improve my game Lifetime goals: -Improve my game -Earn enough FT points to buy that sweet Mini Cooper -Play at Poker after dark and smack Shanna Hiatt's ass &spades;_love: -Call Phil Hellmuth's raise with QT, K8. T4 and 57 and watch his reaction -Play against Sammy Farha, Doyle, Antonio Esfandiari, Vanessa Rousso, Eli Elezra, Durrrr, Phil Galfond and Ivey at the same table. I hope i'll uptade my blog often enough and i also hope you'll like my blog. :)

jbpatzer

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04.12.2011, 09:09 0

Originally posted by Alficor1

Originally posted by Zareos

Originally posted by Alficor1
You mean my mom? ♠_o:

I meant the hot one you said you were taking on that date.... but if I meant that it would have been funnier.... ♦

How's the tournament play tonight?

Awesome, just busted w KK vs. 55 very deep in one for the chip lead.. So all i got today are 3 fucking $20 cashes. So frustrating.

Yea, i might post her pics one day

Post pics of your mum too please.

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04.12.2011, 15:47 0

My mom is too hot for this blog.

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04.12.2011, 17:08 0

Originally posted by Alficor1
My mom is too hot for this blog.

:f_o:

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04.12.2011, 18:41 0

Originally posted by jbpatzer

Originally posted by Alficor1
My mom is too hot for this blog.

Well, all czech women are hot.

Btw im playing the $1 record tourney and im in the TOP 100k stacks. Ship it imo.

Anyway, for those of you who think im just crying about running bad, i really am. My PT3 says im running 800 bbs under ev.. I really run like shit.

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04.12.2011, 21:17 0

God this is rly like a bad dream.. I cant fucking believe all this crap. Ppl are making the most ridiculous plays i have seen in my life and obv get away w it. Calling a raise w 92s and making runner runner flush to beat my two pair, nh sir. Snapping of a 4bet w AQ and getting there all day when being just dead to my AK/KK.. Obviously no bluffs work, all of a sudden everyone is an amazing hand reader or too retarded to fold and makes ridiculous hero calls. And i just keep on busting right before bubble despite having Top 50 stack all the time.. Its all so fucking golden.

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04.06.2012, 02:40 0

Originally posted by Alficor1
LOL inducaments

PokerStars - $5+$0.50|60/120 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

Hero (UTG+1): 8,867.00
MP: 1,975.00
MP+1: 7,666.00
CO: 6,182.00
BTN: 2,351.00
SB: 5,330.00
BB: 1,880.00
UTG: 8,895.00

Hero posts ante 15.00, MP posts ante 15.00, MP+1 posts ante 15.00, CO posts ante 15.00, BTN posts ante 15.00, SB posts ante 15.00, BB posts ante 15.00, UTG posts ante 15.00, SB posts SB 60.00, BB posts BB 120.00

Pre Flop: (300.00) Hero has T♦ A♦

UTG calls 120.00, Hero raises to 321.00, fold, fold, fold, fold, SB calls 261.00, fold, fold

Flop: (1002.00, 2 players) 9♥ Q♣ 9♣
SB checks, Hero bets 511.00, SB raises to 1,225.00, Hero calls 714.00

Turn: (3452.00, 2 players) A♣
SB checks, Hero bets 840.00, SB raises to 3,769.00 and is all-in, Hero makes the quickest call of 2,929.00 anyone has ever made

River: (10990.00, 2 players) 2♥

SB shows 6♠ 5♠ (One Pair, Nines) (Pre 39%, Flop 22%, Turn 0%)
Hero shows T♦ A♦ (Two Pair, Aces and Nines) (Pre 61%, Flop 78%, Turn 100%)
Hero wins 10,990.00

dont know if its good to float flop there like that, imo Cbet/fold is better

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04.06.2012, 02:41 0

nice bump ♦

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04.06.2012, 03:32 0

Originally posted by Alficor1
God this is rly like a bad dream.. I cant fucking believe all this crap. Ppl are making the most ridiculous plays i have seen in my life and obv get away w it. Calling a raise w 92s and making runner runner flush to beat my two pair, nh sir. Snapping of a 4bet w AQ and getting there all day when being just dead to my AK/KK.. Obviously no bluffs work, all of a sudden everyone is an amazing hand reader or too retarded to fold and makes ridiculous hero calls. And i just keep on busting right before bubble despite having Top 50 stack all the time.. Its all so fucking golden.

retired

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