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Originally posted by MarkQuick

Originally posted by HollyMichelle

Originally posted by fruktpuff

Originally posted by HollyMichelle
Oh dear lord what was that Swiss lady thinking!

Quite sure the lack of thinking is the primary cause of death..

LDO

They should have had a "don't try this at home" disclaimer attached to the documentary.

Don't believe everything you see on TV kids!

Unreal. On a similar note, do you remember this guy:

Fasting Fakir Flummoxes Physicians:

Doctors and experts are baffled by an Indian hermit who claims not to have eaten or drunk anything for several decades - but is still in perfect health.

India's Man Who Lives on Sunshine:

The crimson-clad old man with the nose ring tries to tell us that he hasn't eaten or drunk anything since the goddess Ambaji touched his tongue with her finger. That must have been around the time of the outbreak of the second world war.

I take note to the 10 days of observation:

"During that time, he did not consume anything and "neither did he pass urine or stool"

Wow! :f_eek:


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Originally posted by pswyatt

Originally posted by MarkQuick

Originally posted by HollyMichelle

Originally posted by fruktpuff

Originally posted by HollyMichelle
Oh dear lord what was that Swiss lady thinking!

Quite sure the lack of thinking is the primary cause of death..

LDO

They should have had a "don't try this at home" disclaimer attached to the documentary.

Don't believe everything you see on TV kids!

Unreal. On a similar note, do you remember this guy:

Fasting Fakir Flummoxes Physicians:

Doctors and experts are baffled by an Indian hermit who claims not to have eaten or drunk anything for several decades - but is still in perfect health.

India's Man Who Lives on Sunshine:

The crimson-clad old man with the nose ring tries to tell us that he hasn't eaten or drunk anything since the goddess Ambaji touched his tongue with her finger. That must have been around the time of the outbreak of the second world war.

I take note to the 10 days of observation:

"During that time, he did not consume anything and "neither did he pass urine or stool"

Wow! :f_eek:

I can never pass a stool.... barstool that is....I'll get my coat.


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I can never pass a stool.... barstool that is....I'll get my coat.

:facepalm:


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UPAY4DINNER
Joined: 28.09.2009

Originally posted by pswyatt

I can never pass a stool.... barstool that is....I'll get my coat.

:facepalm:

Your coat? There's a plane ticket in the right pocket as well


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Originally posted by HollyMichelle

Originally posted by pswyatt

I can never pass a stool.... barstool that is....I'll get my coat.

:facepalm:

Your coat? There's a plane ticket in the right pocket as well

LOL! Cheers ears, I could do with a holiday! :)


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Wednesday the 2nd of April:

Spy Death May Never be Solved:

The holdall death mystery of MI6 codebreaker Gareth William may never be solved, a coroner said today. Dr Fiona Wilcox said it was "unlikely" the circumstances "will ever be satisfactorily explained". Despite a 21-month police inquiry and a seven-day inquest, "most of the fundamental questions in relation to how Gareth died remain unanswered", she added. Starting her narrative verdict at Westminster Coroner's Court, Dr Wilcox said it was "especially important" not to speculate.

Mr Williams, a 31-year-old fitness enthusiast originally from Anglesey, was found naked, curled up in the padlocked holdall in the bath of his flat in Pimlico, central London, on August 23, 2010. A police investigation which cost millions of pounds has drawn a blank. Pathologists said he would have suffocated within three minutes if he was alive when he got inside the 32ins by 19ins red North Face bag.

Bolivia Seizes Power Grid From Spanish Company:

Spain’s energy business gets a second hit from South America as Bolivia's President Evo Morales announced plans to nationalize the country’s major power grid owned by Spain's Red Eléctrica. Troops peacefully took over the company's facilities in the central city of Cochabamba, hanging Bolivia's flag across its entrance. Morales said Red Electrica hadn’t invested enough in Bolivia as only $81 million had been invested in Bolivia's power grid since it was privatized in 1997. The move came just two weeks after Argentina took control of the country's largest oil company, YPF, from the Spanish energy company Repsol, which had a majority interest.

Afghanistan Annual Drug Money Reaches $ 70 Billion:

Official figures released by the Afghan government indicate the annual turnover value of drug trade in the war-weary country has reached to USD 70 billion. Afghanistan’s Deputy Counter-Narcotics Minister Ibrahim Azhar announced the news, noting that almost all of the drug trade money goes to international opium cartels.
Afghan farmers and low level drug dealer do not receive more than a meager five percent of the total drug income in Afghanistan. Azhar expressed concern that that the huge income hinders the fight against drug production and trafficking in the country.

The Afghan government and international community embarked on a costly campaign to stem opium cultivation and smuggle in Afghanistan after the invasion of the country by US-led foreign militaries. But little improvement has been achieved given the growing demands across the globe, especially in Europe, where in parts using drugs is legally authorized.

The Pirate Bay Must be Blocked by UK ISPs:

File-sharing site The Pirate Bay must be blocked by UK internet service providers, the High Court has ruled. The Swedish website hosts links to download mostly pirated free music and video. Sky, Everything Everywhere, TalkTalk, O2 and Virgin Media must all prevent their users from accessing the site. "Sites like The Pirate Bay destroy jobs in the UK and undermine investment in new British artists," the British Phonographic Industry (BPI) said.

A sixth ISP, BT, requested "a few more weeks" to consider their position on blocking the site. BPI's chief executive Geoff Taylor said: "The High Court has confirmed that The Pirate Bay infringes copyright on a massive scale. "Its operators line their pockets by commercially exploiting music and other creative works without paying a penny to the people who created them.

Gamma Ray Catharsis:

The Hulk doesn’t say a whole lot in The Avengers. Iron Man spews sarcastic put-downs, Captain America speechifies about the duties of a true patriot, Thor hashes out exotic sibling rivalry issues and Black Widow deadpans her way through reams of exposition. But Hulk? He roars. And then, he attacks. From a distance, zipping from skyscraper to skyscraper, he could be an enraged housefly. Up close, it’s King Kong with a bad haircut.

Whatever the mode, this CGI-generated Avenger makes high-tech weaponry and sophisticated strategizing utterly irrelevant. He’s a smash-and-grab superhero fluent in the visual language of brute destruction. Audiences love it. Mark Ruffalo’s motion-capture version of the Hulk has played so strongly to international crowds ahead of The Avengers‘ Friday opening in the United States that Marvel Entertainment is already talking about plans to create yet another standalone Hulk movie in 2015.

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Pants Disguise Fails:

Tazviona Maluge Bhebe, 40, stormed into an off licence in Sutton, South London, armed with a kitchen knife. He was wearing a pair of light blue boxer shorts over his face, peering through one of the leg holes as he threatened 34-year-old shop worker Harry Mahalingham..........


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Some good reading Mark! :)

I also found this....words fail me: :facepalm:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,504125,00.html


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gadget51
Joined: 23.06.2008

And finally...


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Lads,

For some cracking 911 calls check this link:

Funny 911 Calls!

Only in America...


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vladnz
Joined: 17.01.2007

South Korea Targets Smuggled Capsules of Human Flesh

South Korea is saying this morning that its customs officials are stepping up their inspections targeting smuggled capsules that contain the powdered flesh of dead human babies. How’s that for something to wash down with your third cup of coffee this morning?

Full story -> http://www.popsci.com/node/62073/

Jebus christ, wtf is wrong with ppl


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Yep I read that online, unreal. Put me right off my Weetabix!

Check this little fella out; Kung Fu Guinea Pig!


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gadget51
Joined: 23.06.2008

Hah, I saw the guinea pig, what a great photo!

...mmm, powdered babies, I remember my first snort...

Good grief. :f_eek:


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vladnz
Joined: 17.01.2007

hahahah the guinea pig is awesome hahahahahah


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Saturday the 12th of May.

Pentagon Instructor Urged Total War With Islam:

A red-faced Pentagon has conceded that an instructor at its Joint Forces College in Virginia for military officers was until recently teaching a course advocating “total war” with Islam that could require obliterating the holy cities of Mecca and Medina without concern for civilian deaths.

The material in the course, which officers could elect to take but was not obligatory, flew in the face of repeated assertions by the Obama administration that the war on terrorism is just that and should under no circumstances be read as an assault on a religion observed by 1.4 billion people around the world.

The City Trader Who Lost $2bn:

A millionaire City trader known as the "London Whale" for the vast size of his bets on the markets, has emerged as the culprit behind a $2bn (£1.25bn) trading loss at one of the world's biggest investment banks. Bruno Iksil was also known in City circles as Voldemort – the Harry Potter bogeyman who is referred to in the fantasy novels as "He who must not be named" – due to the awed regard he was held in. Until this week.

In an online profile of the City trader, Mr Iksil noted that he is "walking over water" but also suggested he was "humble". It was reported last night that he eschewed the traditional City attire for less formal black jeans and an open-necked shirt. He is said to have earned up to $100m a year.

Dalai Lama fears Chinese Poison Plot:

The Dalai Lama has revealed he fears Chinese agents have trained bogus female devotees to kill him with poison while seeking blessings. The Tibetan Buddhist leader told the Sunday Telegraph that he had been passed reports from inside Tibet warning of the plot, using Tibetan women.

The 76-year-old Nobel laureate said he now lives in a high security cordon in his temple palace grounds in Dharamsala, in the Himalayan foothills, on the advice of Indian security officials. His aides had not been able to confirm the reports, but had recommended his need for high security, the Dalai Lama said. "We received some sort of information from Tibet," he said. "Some Chinese agents training some Tibetans, especially women, you see, using poison – the hair poisoned, and the scarf poisoned – they were supposed to seek blessing from me, and my hand touch."

In Libya the Captors Have Become the Captive:

One night last September, a prisoner named Naji Najjar was brought, blindfolded and handcuffed, to an abandoned military base on the outskirts of Tripoli. A group of young men in camouflage pushed him into a dimly lit interrogation room and forced him to his knees. The commander of the militia, a big man with disheveled hair and sleepy eyes, stood behind Najjar. “What do you want?” the commander said, clutching a length of industrial pipe.

Waves of war? China-Filipino Sea Row Boiling Over:

China has refuted claims that troops in the country’s south are preparing for war over a territorial dispute with the Philippines. However growing warmongering rhetoric in the Chinese media is heightening tensions in the region. The row centers on tiny islands in the South China Sea which are believed to sit on massive oil and gas reserves. "The reports alleging that the PLA Guangzhou Military Area Command and the Navy's South China Sea Fleet have entered combat readiness are not true,"the Chinese Ministry of National Defense said in a statement on its website on Friday.

Despite the government statement there have been online reports that China ordered troops in the Guangzhou region to the second highest level of combat readiness. The long-standing maritime dispute over the Scarborough Shoal came to a counterpoint when Filipino authorities attempted to arrest the crew of Chinese fishing vessels in the area.

Russia 'Retains right' to Pre-emptive Strike on Missile Shield

Russia is ready for a pre-emptive strike on European missile defense systems if the US refuses dialogue, stated Russia’s senior military official. Washington has responded by saying it doesn’t rule out giving Russia legally binding guarantees on ABM. “Russia is constantly speaking about guarantees of ABM systems not targeting it, but we think we need to come to cooperation. We provide guarantees after we start cooperating,” Ellen Tauscher, US Special Envoy for Strategic Stability and Missile Defense, told reporters at the end of the first day of the Moscow ABM conference.

Earlier on Thursday Russia’s Chief of General Staff Nikolay Makarov stated that Russia might consider a pre-emptive strike an option in certain circumstances.

Hollywood’s Exploding Cars:

In Hollywood movies, the smallest fender bender can trigger an inferno. But in the reality-based world, a car doesn’t usually explode—even if you drive it off a cliff or shoot the gas tank. Blowing up a vehicle is deceptively difficult.

“It takes at least 200 man-hours to prep for something that lasts four seconds onscreen,” says Drew Jiritano of DJFX, the special effects company behind the pyrotechnics in Jason Statham’s latest thriller, Safe. “There’s an absolute science.”

Asteroid Vesta:

Vesta is the only remaining example of the original objects that came together to form the rocky planets, like Earth and Mars, some 4.6 billion years ago. This assessment is based on data from the Dawn probe which has been orbiting the second largest body in the asteroid belt for the past 10 months. The findings from the Nasa mission are reported in Science magazine. They confirm that Vesta has a layered interior with a metal-rich core, just as Earth, Mars, Venus and Mercury do

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Hell-raising Holy Men:

SEOUL -- Six leaders from South Korea's biggest Buddhist order have quit after secret video footage showed some supposedly serene monks raising hell, playing high-stakes poker, drinking and smoking. The scandal erupted just days before Koreans observe a national holiday to celebrate the birth of Buddha, the holiest day of the religion's calendar.

The head of the Jogye order (external link to Jogye Order of Korean Buddhism's site), which has some 10 million followers, or about a fifth of the country's population, made a public apology on Friday, vowing "self-repentance."


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vladnz
Joined: 17.01.2007

As always awesome article, LOL @ the monks ahahahahhahaha, they prob said , oh man we really need to live a little. Do they even have sins, hell and heaven in buddhism ?


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Originally posted by vladnz
As always awesome article, LOL @ the monks ahahahahhahaha, they prob said , oh man we really need to live a little. Do they even have sins, hell and heaven in buddhism ?

quality!

The picture alone makes me laugh!


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Wednesday the 23rd of May.

Doctor who ran fake CIA vaccination drive to find Osama bin Laden is jailed:

The Pakistani medical official who ran a fake CIA vaccination programme to help find Osama bin Laden has been jailed for 33 years. A spokesman for Khyber Agency, an administrative unit in Pakistan's restless frontier, said Dr Shakil Afridi would face decades in jail – despite calls from senior US officials to release the man who helped with efforts to track down the al-Qaida chief.

The tough sentence for the former surgeon general of Khyber will be taken as another sign of the terrible state of US-Pakistan relations. And it will further alarm western critics of Pakistan who say the country has put far more effort into trying to understand how US spies and special forces were able to plan and launch the Bin Laden raid than into how the al-Qaida leader was able to remain for so long in the Pakistani army garrison town of Abbottabad.

British ministers 'ponder response to Israeli strike on Iran:

As the talks with Iran got underway in Baghdad this morning, the BBC put out an eyebrow-raising story that ministers in the National Security Council held a discussion last week on what Britain should do in the event of an Israeli strike on Iran aimed at damaging its nuclear programe, and the legality of any such UK action. One of the surprising aspects of the story is why the NSC would only be having this discussion now, while the threat of some kind of Israeli strike has hung heavy in the air for many months. The Guardian's Nick Hopkins wrote about UK military contingency planning last November.

Any UK action would be extremely divisive for the coalition so perhaps it is not surprising that the issue gets a frequent airing at the NSC. Andrew Rawnsley argued in The Observer in March that Iran was the issue most likely to tear the government apart. The prospect clearly worries Liberal Democrat members of the coalition who are adamant that the UK should operate strictly within the boundaries of international law, and not repeat the mistakes of Iraq.

France's Hollande steals show in world stage début:

CHICAGO — In his debut in international summitry, Francois Hollande has made a splash — and held his ground on some sharply defined positions. France's new leader grabbed attention at both the weekend's Group of Eight summit in Camp David and at the NATO summit in Chicago ending Monday, parlaying his mandate from voters in a May 6 election and showing he has his finger on the pulse of the public back home.

An informal European Union summit on Wednesday will cap his whirlwind first week as French president. Hollande first sped to Berlin to meet Germany's chancellor, he then painstakingly formed a Socialist-led French Cabinet. He jetted to Washington, where he mused about his cheeseburger fetish in an Oval Office get-to-know with President Barack Obama that helped replace memories of Hollande's America-friendly predecessor, Nicolas Sarkozy.

Egypt election brings hope and fear to historic Shubra:

As I stood in a line of around thirty women in front of Insaf Siry School in Shubra, the historic neighbourhood in central Cairo, the air was tense. The atmosphere was one of seriousness and worry rather than excitement about Egypt's first democratic presidential election. Women from all age groups queued alongside me, some wearing full face veils, others headscarves and some unveiled. The majority were Muslims, but there was a fair number of Christians from the neighbourhood's large Coptic community.

A conversation started between Nevine and Kristin, both middle-aged government employees: "Let's hope this time around the elections are not rigged and the votes in the boxes are the ones announced," Nevine said.
"No no no, this will be fair and clean, the election is being monitored, this is an international election," Kristin said, who will vote for Mubarak's last prime minister Ahmed Shafiq, like most people in the line. Fear of the Muslim Brotherhood's domination of political life and possible infringements on personal rights had scared Christians and Muslims at this polling station into voting for Ahmed Shafiq.

Vatican slams new book of leaked documents as ‘criminal’:

The Vatican is threatening to take legal action against those responsible for publishing a new book of leaked internal documents. The book sheds light on power struggles and corruption inside the Holy See and the thinking of its embattled top banker. Pope Benedict XVI has already appointed a commission of cardinals to investigate the “Vatileaks” scandal. It erupted earlier this year with the publication of leaked memos alleging corruption and mismanagement in Holy See affairs and internal squabbles over its efforts to comply with international anti-money-laundering norms.

The publication Saturday of “His Holiness” by Italian journalist Gianluigi Nuzzi, added fuel to the fire, reproducing confidential letters and memos to and from Pope Benedict and his personal secretary which, according to the Vatican, violated the pope's right to privacy. Vatican spokesman Rev. Federico Lombardi said in a statement Saturday the book was an “objectively defamatory” work that “clearly assumes characters of a criminal act.” He warned the Holy See would get to the bottom of who “stole” the documents, who received them and who published them. He warned the Holy See would seek international cooperation in its quest for justice, presumably with Italian magistrates.

The Vatican had already warned of legal action against Nuzzi after he published letters in January from the former second-highest Vatican administrator to the pope. In those letters the administrator begged not to be transferred for having exposed alleged corruption that cost the Holy See millions of euros in higher contract prices. The prelate, Monsignor Carlo Maria Vigano, is now the Vatican's US ambassador.

Mark Zuckerberg loses friends on Wall Street as regulators probe $19bn slump:

Facebook's $104bn stock market flotation descended into anger and recrimination last night, as shares in the social network slumped further in value and regulators investigated whether important information was kept hidden from some investors. The company's market value had fallen to $85bn by the end of trading yesterday, reducing founder Mark Zuckerberg's stake from $19.1bn to $15.6bn and creating huge losses for investors who bought in when the stock started trading last Friday.

The shares closed at $31 last night, down 9 per cent on its third day of trading. That fall comes on top of an 11 per cent fall on Monday.

Chimps' personalities are like people's, study says:

Chimpanzees and orangutans really do have personalities "like people", researchers say. For years experts have debated whether great apes truly display human-like personalities - or if such behaviour is simply the anthropomorphic projections of human observers.

The research team used a statistical technique to "remove" any biases apparent in human observers of the apes' behaviour, and they say their findings suggest man and ape really do share "personality dimensions".

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Jerald Reiter Arrested For Driving Drunk With Zebra, Parrot In Truck:

DUBUQUE, Iowa (AP) -- An Iowa man stopped outside a Dubuque bar with a small zebra and a parrot in his truck has been charged with drunken driving.

Base-jump goes wrong in Norway:

Base-jumper Hans Lange managed to avoid serious injury after jumping from the side of a mountain in Norway. He escaped with just a broken leg after his parachute failed to release properly, and he landed in a tree. Flying down a mountainside in a specially designed suit is now popular among base-jumpers.


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An Iowa man stopped outside a Dubuque bar with a small zebra and a parrot in his truck has been charged with drunken driving.

what random passengers!


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Palestinian hunger strikes: Media missing in action:

Is the mass Palestinian prisoner hunger strike the beginning of the Palestinian Spring?

Santa Barbara, CA - Can anyone doubt that if there were more than 1,500 prisoners engaged in a hunger strike in any country in the world other than Palestine, the media in the West would be obsessed with the story? Such an obsession would, of course, be greatest if such a phenomenon were to occur in an adversary state, such as Iran or China, but almost anywhere it would be featured news, that is, anywhere but Palestine. It would be highlighted day after day, and reported on from all angles, including the severe medical risks associated with such a lengthy refusal to take food, with respected doctors and human rights experts sharing their opinions.

At this time there are two Palestinians who were the first to start this current wave of resistance to the practice of administrative detention, Thaer Halalheh and Bilal Diab, enduring their 70th day without food. Both men are reported by respected prisoner protection association, Addameer and Physicians for Human Rights-Israel, to be in critical condition with their lives hanging in the balance. Examining doctors indicated recently that both detainees were reported to "suffer from acute muscle weakness in their limbs that prevents them from standing" and are under the "dual threat" of "muscle atrophy and thromohophilia, which can lead to a fatal blood clot".

Despite this dramatic state of affairs, until today there has been scant notice taken by Western governments, media and even the United Nations, of the life threatening circumstances confronting Halalheh or Diab, let alone the massive solidarity strike that is of shorter duration, but still notable as a powerful expression of nonviolent defiance.


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US escalating intimidation of whistleblowers:

By neglecting whistleblower protection laws and escalating the Manning and Assange cases, the US government is setting a precedent to be applied to journalists, future whistleblowers, activists and bloggers, activist Sibel Edmonds told RT. ­Edmonds is the founder of the National Security Whistleblowers coalition, an independent alliance. The activist believes Bradley Manning and Julian Assange are just the beginning.

America is deluded by its drone-warfare propaganda:

As the US and its allies ponder what to do about Syria, one suggestion advanced by the protagonists of armed intervention is to use unmanned drones to attack Syrian government targets. The proposal is a measure of the extraordinary success of the White House, CIA and Defense Department in selling the drone as a wonder weapon despite all the evidence to the contrary.

Spain finally asks for bailout and receives €100bn lifeline:

After months of speculation, denials, and hoping for something – anything – to turn up, Spain has formally requested a bailout, by far the largest economy to do so. After an emergency telephone conference of eurozone finance ministers yesterday, an official statement was issued saying that the sum involved could be as large as €100bn.

Spain, whose banks are struggling with toxic property loans and assets, becomes the fourth member of the 17-nation eurozone to get a bailout since the continent's debt crisis erupted two years ago. In announcing the request, Luis de Guindos, economy minister, said the final figure was still in question and would remain so pending results of two independent audits of the banking sector, due by 21 June. But he insisted it would fully cover the needs of the country's banks, and not be followed by a request for further funds.

Google faces July deadline over antitrust probe:

Competition Commissioner Joaquin Almunia said the web giant must start to negotiate on remedies to protect competition or face potentially heavy fines.
“By early July, I expect to receive from Google concrete signs of their willingness to explore this route,” he told a conference in Switzerland. The deadline will bring the first stage of the European antitrust authorities investigation to a close. If Google does not negotiate, regulators will issue a formal “statement of objections” in response to complaints by more than a dozen rivals that it abuses its dominant position in general web to promote its own secondary services such as price comparison.

“In case we engage in negotiations to address our concerns and the proposals we receive turn out to be unsatisfactory, formal proceedings will continue through the adoption of a statement of objections,” said Mr Almunia.
After the statement of objections, the Commission could impose fines of up to 10 per cent of Google global revenues, which were $37.9bn in 2011.

Meet your brain:

Did you know a good night's sleep can improve your test scores without you doing any extra work? And a wrongly timed chocolate bar can slow your thinking right down? Your brain's very sensitive and it constantly needs to repair itself and build new connections between the cells as you learn new things. To do this, it needs top class nutrition, a steady supply of energy, a steady supply of oxygen, and time asleep to do all its updating.

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Manhunt for Greek lawmaker who hit female rival on live television:

ATHENS – The spokesman for Greece's far-right party Golden Dawn threw a glass of water at a female leftist politician and hit another in the face on live television Thursday, causing a political uproar and leading a prosecutor to seek his arrest.

The morning talk show on private television station Antenna was interrupted by the incident and Ilias Kasidiaris was locked in a room at the TV studio but he broke down a door and escaped, the TV host said.

Japanese Chef Cooks and Serves His Own Genitals:

Mao Sugiyama, a self-described “asexual” from Tokyo, cooked up, seasoned and served his own genitalia to five diners at a swanky banquet in Japan last month, Calorie Lab reported.

In most cases, “asexual” is a word used to describe a person who is non-sexual. Sugiyama, however, embraces it as a way to show that he does not affiliate with either gender.


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