thanks everyone! 
i'd like to thank my father, my mother, my parents... ohwait.
in all seriousness i'd say that i only managed to get to this milestone thanks to thank hand evaluations, also a shoutout to veriz. 
right next i'd like to thank all readers, it would't be as fun without you. 
Originally posted by coconauta
Bro, don't abandon me!
ok cya tomorrow
or later today if we're pedantic
so well... today update:
Spoiler

so, just HOW does that work?
i stack a fish, spew some monies around, stack another fish. repeat
examples:
PokerStars - $0.25 NL ZOOM - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
BTN: $75.23
Hero (SB): $27.62
BB: $29.99
UTG: $12.25
UTG+1: $20.00
UTG+2: $11.50
MP: $65.68
MP+1: $64.97
CO: $46.47
Hero posts SB $0.10, BB posts BB $0.25
Pre Flop: (pot: $0.35) Hero has T♣ Q♥
fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $0.69, BB calls $0.44
Flop: ($1.38, 2 players) 5♥ 9♠ J♣
Hero bets $0.91, BB calls $0.91
Turn: ($3.20, 2 players) 8♣

Hero bets $2.38, BB calls $2.38
River: ($7.96, 2 players) 2♠
Hero bets $23.64 and is all-in, ...

tanks, BB calls $23.64
Hero shows T♣ Q♥ (Straight, Queen High) (Pre 40%, Flop 47%, Turn 100%)
BB mucks K♦ 9♦ (One Pair, Nines) (Pre 60%, Flop 53%, Turn 0%)
Hero wins $53.24

at least i THINK i can find a reason for this, he put me on AK obv. let's go to the next one:
PokerStars - $0.25 NL ZOOM - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
BTN: $32.69
SB: $13.52
BB: $25.00
UTG: $27.84
UTG+1: $19.89
Hero (UTG+2): $25.33
MP: $27.85
MP+1: $28.17
CO: $29.39
SB posts SB $0.10, BB posts BB $0.25
Pre Flop: (pot: $0.35) Hero has J♣ K♣
UTG calls $0.25, fold, Hero raises to $0.99, MP calls $0.99, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold
Flop: ($2.58, 2 players) J♠ K♥ 7♠
Hero bets $1.91, MP raises to $5.00, ...
obvious 77? i guess i have to pay you off this time

Hero raises to $11.72, MP raises to $26.86 and is all-in, Hero calls $12.62 and is all-in
Turn: ($51.26, 2 players) 3♥
River: ($51.26, 2 players) K♠
Hero shows J♣ K♣ (Full House, Kings full of Jacks) (Pre 41%, Flop 94%, Turn 100%)
MP shows A♣ 8♣ (One Pair, Kings) (Pre 59%, Flop 6%, Turn 0%)
Hero wins $49.26

so, maybe he thought he had some fold equity with the shoving? that also makes no sense but i have to try to get into their heads somehow.
as you've seen that's quite some contenders for play of the day. it was pretty damn close but i think the next one deserves it
so... play of the day:
PokerStars - $0.25 NL ZOOM - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
BTN: $14.90
Hero (SB): $24.99
BB: $21.76
UTG: $47.24
UTG+1: $23.65
UTG+2: $135.78
MP: $22.44
MP+1: $12.15
CO: $26.65
Hero posts SB $0.10, BB posts BB $0.25
Pre Flop: (pot: $0.35) Hero has 2♥ 2♠
fold, fold, fold, MP raises to $0.75, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $0.65, fold
villain is 10/8/51h which only makes it better.
Flop: ($1.75, 2 players) J♦ 2♦ 5♣
Hero checks, MP bets $1.33, Hero raises to $4.31, MP raises to $9.95, ...

at this point i'm obviously slightly worried about an overset. well whatever
Hero raises to $24.24 and is all-in, ...

at this point he tanks...
what, didn't you want to just ship the monies?
at least now i know that he doesn't have an overset, most likely QQ+. PLEASECALLPLEASECALLPLEASECALL

MP calls $11.74 and is all-in

Turn: ($45.13, 2 players) T♠
River: ($45.13, 2 players) 2♣

Hero shows 2♥ 2♠ (Four of a Kind, Twos) (Pre 53%, Flop 93%, Turn 91%)
MP shows Q♣ A♦ (One Pair, Twos) (Pre 47%, Flop 7%, Turn 9%)
Hero wins $43.13
.....OHWAIT.

no, i mean really, seriously. AQo? while he even cuts a lot of my FD combos with the A:d? i just can't find any reasoning here.
so in the end this gets my award for play of the day, but as you see it was tough
anyway i guess i shouldn't be complaining

may you find fish, live long and prosper