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The look on Hellmuth's face at 06:42 is worth watching this again

Got my straight flush with 3 beat on board of 2 :club:4 :club:5 :club:6 :club:5 by 7 :club:8 - still happens from time to time.

I just want to specify that the heated post above is my personal opinion BTW not necessarily the one of PokerStrategy.com

Thazar

Originally posted by thazar
I just want to specify that the heated post above is my personal opinion BTW not necessarily the one of PokerStrategy.com

Thazar

but we all agree with you

Ok I have a confession to make.

Some asian computer geniuses on Stars have this hack that you can use to get a desired card on the next street. We use it from time to time to give the opponent a turn card that will get him excited and get his hopes high and then BOOM hopes crushed with a miraculous river. We do it for a nice twisty climax on the river cause its a lot of fun and this sick habit of ours has lead to the common phrase people use these days, "got my a$$ rivered on jokerstars AGAIN!!!"

Here's an example of how I used it on my opponent. I had a straight so I could have just won this hand nice and easy but NO, I gotta have some more fun. So I gave him a nice card to complete his full house to get him so excited that it would take him a min to figure out why the pot went my way after the river ♠_biggrin:.

Poker Stars, $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG: $26.05 (104.2 bb)
MP: $25.76 (103 bb)
Hero (CO): $25 (100 bb)
BTN: $9.30 (37.2 bb)
SB: $54.07 (216.3 bb)
BB: $19.80 (79.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A K
UTG raises to $0.75, MP folds, Hero raises to $1.50, BTN folds, SB calls $1.40, BB folds, UTG calls $0.75

Flop: ($4.75) T J Q (3 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $4, SB folds, UTG raises to $10.75, Hero raises to $23.50 and is all-in, UTG calls $12.75

Turn: ($51.75) J (2 players, 1 is all-in)

River: ($51.75) K (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $51.75 pot ($2 rake)
Final Board: T J Q J K
UTG showed J Q and lost (-$25 net)
Hero showed A K and won $49.75 ($24.75 net)
SB mucked and lost (-$1.50 net)

In the past some idiots have used the hack incorrectly too which why hands, like the one on the photo I posted earlier, happen. Thats what happens when noobs using it get too excited.

Nice job, I like that! I suppose a public licence would be too much to ask?

Have fun,

Mal.

Originally posted by maheepsangari
Ok I have a confession to make.

Some asian computer geniuses on Stars have this hack that you can use to get a desired card on the next street. We use it from time to time to give the opponent a turn card that will get him excited and get his hopes high and then BOOM hopes crushed with a miraculous river. We do it for a nice twisty climax on the river cause its a lot of fun and this sick habit of ours has lead to the common phrase people use these days, "got my a$$ rivered on jokerstars AGAIN!!!"

Here's an example of how I used it on my opponent. I had a straight so I could have just won this hand nice and easy but NO, I gotta have some more fun. So I gave him a nice card to complete his full house to get him so excited that it would take him a min to figure out why the pot went my way after the river ♠_biggrin:.

Poker Stars, $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG: $26.05 (104.2 bb)
MP: $25.76 (103 bb)
Hero (CO): $25 (100 bb)
BTN: $9.30 (37.2 bb)
SB: $54.07 (216.3 bb)
BB: $19.80 (79.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A K
UTG raises to $0.75, MP folds, Hero raises to $1.50, BTN folds, SB calls $1.40, BB folds, UTG calls $0.75

Flop: ($4.75) T J Q (3 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $4, SB folds, UTG raises to $10.75, Hero raises to $23.50 and is all-in, UTG calls $12.75

Turn: ($51.75) J (2 players, 1 is all-in)

River: ($51.75) K (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $51.75 pot ($2 rake)
Final Board: T J Q J K
UTG showed J Q and lost (-$25 net)
Hero showed A K and won $49.75 ($24.75 net)
SB mucked and lost (-$1.50 net)

In the past some idiots have used the hack incorrectly too which why hands, like the one on the photo I posted earlier, happen. Thats what happens when noobs using it get too excited.