Post hands that made your head a-splode!

This hand was just lol, I was like "wait what?"

IPoker, $0.02/$0.04 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 8 Players
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BTN: $15.76 (394 bb)
SB: $4.64 (116 bb)
Hero (BB): $4 (100 bb)
UTG+2: $4 (100 bb)
MP1: $5 (125 bb)
MP2: $3.53 (88.3 bb)
MP3: $4 (100 bb)
CO: $4.70 (117.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K :club:9
UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls $0.04, 5 folds, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.10) J♠ T♣ Q♠ (2 players)
Hero bets $0.07, MP1 calls $0.07

Turn: ($0.24) 3♦ (2 players)
Hero bets $0.20, MP1 calls $0.20

River: ($0.64) 5♣ (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets $0.04, Hero raises to $3.69 and is all-in, MP1 calls $3.65

Results:

Originally posted by alejandrosh
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PL Omaha $0.50(BB) Party
SB ($9)
BB ($68.38)
UTG ($51.57)
UTG+1 ($59.67)
Hero ($50)
BTN ($102)

Dealt to Hero 9♥ Q♣ J♠ Q♠

UTG calls $0.50, fold, Hero raises to $2.25, BTN calls $2.25, fold, fold, UTG calls $1.75

FLOP ($7.50) K♣ 3♥ 3♠

UTG checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

TURN ($7.50) K♣ 3♥ 3♠ T♠

UTG checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

RIVER ($7.50) K♣ 3♥ 3♠ T♠ K♥

UTG checks, Hero checks, BTN bets $4, UTG calls $4, Hero folds

BTN shows K♦ 5♠ J♣ A♠
(Pre 57%, Flop 83.3%, Turn 100.0%)

UTG shows 4♥ 5♣ 2♦ 6♣
(Pre 43%, Flop 16.7%, Turn 0.0%)

BTN wins $14.73

the guy screenname is sixhigh lol

he thought he had a straight lol

Poker Stars $2.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 2020091
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BB: $2.52 - VPIP: 57, PFR: 15, 3B: 17, AF: 1.2, Hands: 53
UTG: $1.90 - VPIP: 0, PFR: 0, 3B: 0, AF: 0.0, Hands: 2
UTG+1: $0.71 - VPIP: 40, PFR: 4, 3B: 13, AF: 2.0, Hands: 55
UTG+2: $2.20 - VPIP: 0, PFR: 0, 3B: 0, AF: 0.0, Hands: 3
MP1: $2.30 - VPIP: 17, PFR: 11, 3B: 0, AF: 3.5, Hands: 72
MP2: $2.26 - VPIP: 13, PFR: 11, 3B: 5, AF: 5.0, Hands: 159
CO: $2.12 - VPIP: 8, PFR: 8, 3B: 0, AF: 0.0, Hands: 13
BTN: $2.06 - VPIP: 0, PFR: 0, 3B: 0, AF: 0.0, Hands: 2
Hero (SB): $2.70 - VPIP: 19, PFR: 13, 3B: 3, AF: 2.2, Hands: 2509

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is SB with K K
3 folds, MP1 calls $0.02, 3 folds, Hero raises to $0.10, BB calls $0.08, MP1 calls $0.08

Flop: ($0.30) 3 T 2 (3 players)
Hero bets $0.28, BB folds, MP1 raises to $0.66, Hero calls $0.38

Turn: ($1.62) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.56, MP1 calls $1.54 all in

River: ($4.70) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $4.70
MP1 shows 2 2
Hero shows K K
Hero wins $4.52
(Rake: $0.16)

and then next hand:

I looked at his stats and thought "It smells like aces" but I cannot fold KK, maybe he has AK or QQ...

Poker Stars $2.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 2020092
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CO: $2.62 - VPIP: 59, PFR: 17, 3B: 21, AF: 1.3, Hands: 59
BTN: $1.89 - VPIP: 0, PFR: 0, 3B: 0, AF: 0.0, Hands: 8
SB: $0.69 - VPIP: 36, PFR: 3, 3B: 10, AF: 2.0, Hands: 61
BB: $2.02 - VPIP: 15, PFR: 15, 3B: 0, AF: 0.0, Hands: 13
UTG: $2.00 - VPIP: 15, PFR: 10, 3B: 0, AF: 3.5, Hands: 78
UTG+1: $2.26 - VPIP: 12, PFR: 10, 3B: 5, AF: 5.0, Hands: 165
UTG+2: $2.12 - VPIP: 11, PFR: 11, 3B: 0, AF: 0.0, Hands: 19
MP1: $2.06 - VPIP: 15, PFR: 0, 3B: 0, AF: 0.0, Hands: 13
Hero (MP2): $4.94 - VPIP: 19, PFR: 13, 3B: 3, AF: 2.2, Hands: 2544

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is MP2 with K K
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to $0.06, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.18, 4 folds, UTG+2 raises to $0.38, Hero calls $0.20

Flop: ($0.79) 2 8 4 (2 players)
UTG+2 bets $0.45, Hero calls $0.45

Turn: ($1.69) 2 (2 players)
UTG+2 bets $0.94, Hero calls $0.94

River: ($3.57) 9 (2 players)
UTG+2 bets $0.35, Hero calls $0.35

Final Pot: $4.27
UTG+2 shows A A
Hero shows K K
UTG+2 wins $4.12
(Rake: $0.15)