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took the burnt chicken out of the oven that i had forgotten about during the previous 55 minutes of play
peed down me leg when the time buzzer sounded and the wife said i had been dealt pocket kings
blew up the microwave
spent the break plugging in another keyboard and rebooting computer after spilling coffee all over the original one just as the break started
and the best one was standing up at the break to stretch lost me balance tripped backwards over my swivel chair grabbed the curtain to steady myself pulled them the rail and a large chunk of plaster off the wall
and on the other side i once missed a break because i thought the screen had frozen again. so i sat there like a tit till the game restarted
breaks are dangerous and should be banned !!! either that or i gotta give up smoking weed during the 55 minute gaps between them 
Originally posted by MERIT900
took the burnt chicken out of the oven that i had forgotten about during the previous 55 minutes of playpeed down me leg when the time buzzer sounded and the wife said i had been dealt pocket kings
blew up the microwave
spent the break plugging in another keyboard and rebooting computer after spilling coffee all over the original one just as the break started
and the best one was standing up at the break to stretch lost me balance tripped backwards over my swivel chair grabbed the curtain to steady myself pulled them the rail and a large chunk of plaster off the wall
and on the other side i once missed a break because i thought the screen had frozen again. so i sat there like a tit till the game restarted
breaks are dangerous and should be banned !!! either that or i gotta give up smoking weed during the 55 minute gaps between them
epic post lol
Originally posted by thazar
Originally posted by MERIT900
took the burnt chicken out of the oven that i had forgotten about during the previous 55 minutes of playpeed down me leg when the time buzzer sounded and the wife said i had been dealt pocket kings
blew up the microwave
spent the break plugging in another keyboard and rebooting computer after spilling coffee all over the original one just as the break started
and the best one was standing up at the break to stretch lost me balance tripped backwards over my swivel chair grabbed the curtain to steady myself pulled them the rail and a large chunk of plaster off the wall
and on the other side i once missed a break because i thought the screen had frozen again. so i sat there like a tit till the game restarted
breaks are dangerous and should be banned !!! either that or i gotta give up smoking weed during the 55 minute gaps between them
epic post lol
+1
3100 players left at 4300 average stack thats roughly 13m chips total. Usually final stack size is around 50bb, so the tourney will be over at around 250k BB perhaps. Right now the BB s at 100 so it will need to double 11 times until we are there. With the structure it double around every 20 minutes. So the tourney takes about 4 more hours to finish.
That kind of stuff 
Originally posted by lnternet
3100 players left at 4300 average stack thats roughly 13m chips total. Usually final stack size is around 50bb, so the tourney will be over at around 250k BB perhaps. Right now the BB s at 100 so it will need to double 11 times until we are there. With the structure it double around every 20 minutes. So the tourney takes about 4 more hours to finish.That kind of stuff
And that is why you are a coach
A few weeks ago, I got up early to do a Saturday morning tournament starting at 07:00.
At the first break I closed my eyes for a bit of a rest, and woke up an hour and a half later.