Originally posted by celui68
When you take your Laptop to the shitter because you cant miss a hand
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Originally posted by datsmahname
Sometimes I hear pokerstars sounds when I'm not even playing poker.
LOl omg!! ♦
When you've dreamt you've shipped the Sunday Storm and you wake up to find $9 in your cashier!
:rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage:
When someone is telling a obvious lie I say 'nice bluff I call'
You dont want to do something so say 'snap muck'
Originally posted by IngridN
Originally posted by datsmahname
Sometimes I hear pokerstars sounds when I'm not even playing poker.LOl omg!! ♦
I used to hear the same sort of thing, but it was the Pokemon sounds from Gameboy lol 
I had a similar thing, not poker related. On one of my old gameboy games you had to double tap the direction to run instead of walk. This is back when I was like 8.
For ages I would think I had to 'double step' before i started running in my head!
haha I find a similar thing is bejeweled blitz, sometimes I go through a phase of grinding it way too hard and I'll go for a piss and start to imagine moving the bathroom tiles around to get matching lines
never had it get as bad as audio hallucinations though
When:
You wake in the morning, and you think about poker.
You eat your breakfast, and you think about poker.
You'r driving your car, and you'r thinking about poker.
Your having a conversation, while thinking about poker.
Your reading the news, because it's about poker.
Your doing your assignment, but end up just playing poker.
Some donkey ass mother f*cker hit's his one outer on you, and all you can think about is how much you f*cking hate this stupid f*cked up piece of sh*t game called poker, and how this is the final straw, your quitting for life!
Half an hour later, still playing poker...
Originally posted by DailyDollarPro
When:You wake in the morning, and you think about poker.
You eat your breakfast, and you think about poker.
You'r driving your car, and you'r thinking about poker.
Your having a conversation, while thinking about poker.
Your reading the news, because it's about poker.
Your doing your assignment, but end up just playing poker.
Some donkey ass mother f*cker hit's his one outer on you, and all you can think about is how much you f*cking hate this stupid f*cked up piece of sh*t game called poker, and how this is the final straw, your quitting for life!
Half an hour later, still playing poker...
But I do all of these, & am still convinced I don't Play enough poker!
...Mrs Gadget is watching television downstairs and I think it's burglars...but I'll just 3-barrel bluff this guy quickly first before I go check... 
When you think your friends making -EV Decisions by refusing to start playing poker.
When . . "No Mom! I will not go busto ! I know what I'm doing , it's .. it's ... all calculated ! ............ MOM PLEASE LET ME STAY HOME !"
Also when you try to convince your parents to go poker as well ^_^
Once my mother entered the room in panic and shouted: "Come quick! Your brother just lit the forest!" I had to wait for the big blind on all tables to sit out, so I played for a few minutes before going.
When you treat your container deposit as rakeback from your grocery store
When you can make a cup of coffee, eat a meal and go to the bathroom in the matter of 5 minutes
When your inbox is filled with mails from PokerStars
