Post hands that made your head a-splode!

No Limit Holdem Tournament
8 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ramon51111 (246608)
UTG+1 shamus85 (215499)
MP1 Galinhola (312511)
MP2 MODRAZZZ (123904)
CO calliekay (149651)
BTN Throwin Boez (554190)
SB Hero (111365)
BB UROCHKA (209250)

Blinds: 10000/20000 Ante 2000

Pre-flop: (46,000, 8 players) Hero is SB J♥ 9♦
6 folds, Hero goes all-in 109,365, UROCHKA calls 89,365

Flop: J♣ 8♠ 7♣ (234,730, 2 players)

Turn: 7♠ (234,730, 2 players)

River: J♠ (234,730, 2 players)

Final Pot: 234,730
UROCHKA shows: 6♠ 8♥
Hero shows: J♥ 9♦

Hero wins 234,730 ( won +125,365 )
UROCHKA lost -109,365

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $3.00+$0.40 Tournament, 15/30 Blinds (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

SB (t3090)
BB (t2080)
UTG (t1120)
UTG+1 (t1420)
MP1 (t1005)
MP2 (t2010)
Hero (CO) (t3155)
Button (t1130)

Hero's M: 70.11

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q, Q
UTG calls t30, 1 fold, MP1 calls t30, 1 fold, Hero bets t150, 1 fold, SB calls t135, BB calls t120, UTG raises to t1120 (All-In), MP1 calls t975 (All-In), Hero raises to t3155 (All-In), 1 fold, BB calls t1930 (All-In)

Flop: (t6435) 7, 8, 5 (4 players, 4 all-in)

Turn: (t6435) 7 (4 players, 4 all-in)

River: (t6435) K (4 players, 4 all-in)

Total pot: t6435
Main pot: t4170 between BB, UTG, MP1 and Hero, won by MP1
Side pot 1: t345 between BB, UTG and Hero, won by BB
Side pot 2: t1920 between BB and Hero, won by BB

Results:
BB had 6, 4 (straight, eight high).
UTG had 9, 9 (two pair, nines and sevens).
MP1 had 7, 7 (four of a kind, sevens).
Hero had Q, Q (two pair, Queens and sevens).
Outcome: BB won t2265, MP1 won t4170

This one made me maddddddd lol

This made me laugh my ass off:

Cassava Poker $0.25/$0.50 Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 166310
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Pre Flop: (1.48 SB) Hero is BTN with 9 T
UTG calls, 2 folds, Hero calls, SB calls, BB checks

Flop: (4 SB) 7 A 5 (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks

Turn: (2 BB) 7 (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks

River: (2 BB) 5 (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG bets, Hero raises, SB folds, BB folds, UTG folds

After a preflop missclick I just decided to play c/f as I didn't hit anything. Apparently so didn't the other players and when a river completed two pairs with top kicker on tottaly passive it was clear that no one hit anything. So I just raised to share pot with as little people as possible... and they all folded. ♦

Known players:
[tg]Position_Stack:hands/vp$ip/RaisePreflop/AF/WTS/ORL/BBvsSteal/W$SD;Hero$25,00:///////;MP2$69,08:65/62 /26 /2,8/29 /60 /-/50 ;MP3$34,28:181/19 /16 /5,0/16 /26 /100 /50 ;[/tg]
0,1/0,25 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.67 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6♥, 6♠
MP2 calls $0,25, MP3 raises to $1,25, 2 folds, Hero calls $1,15, BB folds, MP2 calls $1,00.

Flop: ($4,00) Q♥, 6♣, 5♥ (3 players)
Hero checks, MP2 checks, MP3 bets $3,10, Hero raises to $10,00, MP2 calls $10,00, MP3 calls $6,90.

Turn: ($34,00) A♣ (3 players)
Hero bets $13,75 (All-In), MP2 calls $13,75, MP3 raises to $23,03 (All-In), MP2 calls $9,28.

River: ($93,81) A♥ (1 players)

Final Pot: $93,81

Results follow (highlight to see):
Hero shows a full-house, sixes full of aces (6h 6s)
MP3 shows a full-house, aces full of queens (Qs As)
MP2 shows a flush, ace high (2h 4h)

MP3 wins with a full-house, aces full of queens (Qs As)

On the turn there are many card which would make me lose, but pretty frustration considering the potsize. ♠_cry:

Hey guys here is some hilarity

Just before i got move to this table i got sucked out on and was a little tilty. I said to the table "Leave my blinds alone"

First hand at the table in my BB

No Limit Holdem Tournament
$3.00+$0.30
9 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG gunclap#1 (1195)
UTG+1 tori200 (1965)
MP1 kremlin22 (2365)
MP2 bottrop1 (565)
MP3 Breflabb (3135)
CO facerea (1750)
BTN swissmen25 (910)
SB shonoff 063 (3885)
BB Hero (2880)

Blinds: 20/40

Pre-flop: (60, 9 players) Hero is BB 6♣ 8♦
2 folds, kremlin22 raises to 240, bottrop1 goes all-in 565, Breflabb calls 565, 3 folds, Hero calls 525, kremlin22 goes all-in 2,365, Breflabb calls 1,800, Hero calls 1,800

Flop: 3♠ 6♥ 5♦ (7,680, 4 players)
Hero goes all-in 515, Breflabb calls 515

Turn: 5♥ (8,710, 4 players)

River: 6♦ (8,710, 4 players)
Hero says "Majic", swissmen25 says "^wooooooooooow"

Final Pot: 8,710
bottrop1 shows: A♥ A♠
Breflabb shows: Q♥ Q♠
Hero shows: 6♣ 8♦
kremlin22 shows: K♣ K♠

Hero wins 8,710 ( won +5,830 )
bottrop1 lost -565
Breflabb lost -2,880
kremlin22 lost -2,365

Then my small blind

No Limit Holdem Tournament
$3.00+$0.30
9 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG tori200 (1965)
UTG+1 kremlin22 (3000)
MP1 bottrop1 (1500)
MP2 Breflabb (1755)
MP3 facerea (1750)
CO swissmen25 (910)
BTN shonoff 063 (3865)
SB Hero (8710)
BB gunclap#1 (1195)

Blinds: 25/50

Pre-flop: (75, 9 players) Hero is SB Q♠ J♣
1 fold, kremlin22 calls 50, bottrop1 calls 50, Hero says "try and take my blind first hand im here", Breflabb raises to 150, 2 folds, shonoff 063 calls 150, Hero calls 125, 1 fold, Hero says , kremlin22 calls 100, bottrop1 calls 100

Flop: 7♠ T♣ 9♥ (800, 5 players)
Hero checks, kremlin22 bets 1,250, bottrop1 goes all-in 1,350, Breflabb goes all-in 1,605, 1 fold, Hero calls 1,605, kremlin22 calls 355

Turn: J♦ (6,965, 4 players)
Hero goes all-in 6,955, kremlin22 goes all-in 1,245

River: 8♠ (15,165, 4 players)

Final Pot: 9,455
bottrop1 shows: J♥ Q♦
Breflabb shows: 7♦ 7♥
Hero shows: Q♠ J♣
kremlin22 shows: T♥ A♠

bottrop1 wins 3,100 ( won +1,600 )
Hero wins 12,065 ( won +3,355 )
Breflabb lost -1,755
shonoff 063 lost -150
kremlin22 lost -3,000

♠_love: ♠_love: ♠_love:

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
PL Omaha $0.50(BB) Party
SB ($9)
BB ($68.38)
UTG ($51.57)
UTG+1 ($59.67)
Hero ($50)
BTN ($102)

Dealt to Hero 9♥ Q♣ J♠ Q♠

UTG calls $0.50, fold, Hero raises to $2.25, BTN calls $2.25, fold, fold, UTG calls $1.75

FLOP ($7.50) K♣ 3♥ 3♠

UTG checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

TURN ($7.50) K♣ 3♥ 3♠ T♠

UTG checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

RIVER ($7.50) K♣ 3♥ 3♠ T♠ K♥

UTG checks, Hero checks, BTN bets $4, UTG calls $4, Hero folds

BTN shows K♦ 5♠ J♣ A♠
(Pre 57%, Flop 83.3%, Turn 100.0%)

UTG shows 4♥ 5♣ 2♦ 6♣
(Pre 43%, Flop 16.7%, Turn 0.0%)

BTN wins $14.73

the guy screenname is sixhigh lol

$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
6 players
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Stacks:
UTG ($109.00)
UTG+1 ($53.48)
CO ($34.49)
Hero (BTN) ($49.25)
SB ($140.00)
BB ($74.25)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 6 players) Hero is BTN 5♣ 5♥
UTG raises to $1.75, 2 folds, Hero calls $1.75, SB calls $1.50, 1 fold

Flop: A♦ 5♠ 2♠ ($5.75, 3 players)
SB checks, UTG bets $3, Hero calls $3, SB raises to $8.73, UTG folds, Hero raises to $17.50, SB raises to $138, Hero calls $30

Turn: 9♠ ($103.75, 2 players)

River: 6♥ ($103.75, 2 players)

Final Pot: $103.75
SB shows: A♣ A♠
Hero shows: 5♣ 5♥

SB wins $190.25 ( won +$50.50 )
UTG lost -$4.75
Hero lost -$49.25

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
PL Omaha $0.50(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($99.50)
BB ($100)
UTG ($34.15)
UTG+1 ($32.65)
CO ($59.60)
Hero ($100)

Dealt to Hero 6♠ K♦ 7♥ 8♦

UTG raises to $1, fold, CO calls $1, Hero calls $1, SB raises to $5.50, fold, UTG calls $4.50, CO raises to $23.50, fold, SB calls $18, UTG calls $18

FLOP ($72) Q♣ Q♥ 3♣

SB checks, UTG checks, CO bets $35.50, SB calls $35.50, UTG folds

TURN ($143) Q♣ Q♥ 3♣ 5♣

SB bets $0.50, CO calls $0.50

RIVER ($144) Q♣ Q♥ 3♣ 5♣ 2♦

SB bets $0.50, CO folds with ten cents left

SB wins $141

Stone-cold bluff and hero call gone bad?

Cake Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) - Cake-Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($14.56)
SB ($2.20)
BB ($21.80)
UTG ($5.72)
MP ($1.65)
Hero (CO) ($9.70)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K♠, K♦
1 fold, MP raises to $1.65 (All-In), Hero raises to $4, 1 fold, SB calls $2.15 (All-In), 1 fold

Flop: ($6.15) 2♥, 4♥, 2♣ (3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($6.15) Q♦ (3 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($6.15) 9♣ (3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $6.15

Results:
SB had 6♦, A♠ (one pair, twos).
MP had Q♣, 3♦ (two pair, Queens and twos).
Hero had K♠, K♦ (two pair, Kings and twos).
Outcome: Hero won $6.15

I just love this hand so much I wanna post it everywhere...

0.5/1 Limit Holdem
5 players
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Stacks:
UTG loin73 ($7.30)
CO Hero ($30.10)
BTN granthower ($23.25)
SB gysi112 ($56.15)
BB Tenshii ($18.00)

Pre-flop: (1.5 SB, 5 players) Hero is CO T♦ T♠
loin73 calls, Hero raises, granthower calls, 1 fold, Tenshii 3-bets, loin73 calls, Hero 4-bets, granthower calls, Tenshii calls, loin73 calls

Flop: 9♦ 2♥ T♣ (16.5 SB, 4 players)
Tenshii checks, loin73 checks, Hero bets, granthower raises, Tenshii calls, loin73 calls, Hero 3-bets, granthower 4-bets, Tenshii calls, loin73 calls, Hero calls

Turn: T♥ (16.2 BB, 4 players)
Tenshii checks, loin73 bets, Hero raises, granthower 3-bets, Tenshii folds, loin73 4-bets, Hero calls, granthower calls

River: 8♠ (26.2 BB, 3 players)
Hero bets, granthower raises, Hero 3-bets, granthower calls

Final Pot: 32.1 BB
granthower shows: K♣ 2♣
loin73 shows: 5♦ 9♥
Hero shows: T♦ T♠

Hero wins 31.6 BB ( won +21.3 BB )
granthower lost 10.3 BB
Tenshii lost 4.0 BB
loin73 lost 7.3 BB

This might have been a misclick but still an instant donk-fold is fairly funny.

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 3♣, 3♠
3 folds, Hero raises, MP3 folds, CO calls, 2 folds, BB calls.

Flop: (6.40 SB) 6♥, K♦, A♦ (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, CO folds, BB calls.

Turn: (4.20 BB) 2♥ (2 players)
BB folds.

Final Pot: 4.20 BB

Originally posted by NickParkes
I just love this hand so much I wanna post it everywhere...

0.5/1 Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG loin73 ($7.30)
CO Hero ($30.10)
BTN granthower ($23.25)
SB gysi112 ($56.15)
BB Tenshii ($18.00)

Pre-flop: (1.5 SB, 5 players) Hero is CO T♦ T♠
loin73 calls, Hero raises, granthower calls, 1 fold, Tenshii 3-bets, loin73 calls, Hero 4-bets, granthower calls, Tenshii calls, loin73 calls

Flop: 9♦ 2♥ T♣ (16.5 SB, 4 players)
Tenshii checks, loin73 checks, Hero bets, granthower raises, Tenshii calls, loin73 calls, Hero 3-bets, granthower 4-bets, Tenshii calls, loin73 calls, Hero calls

Turn: T♥ (16.2 BB, 4 players)
Tenshii checks, loin73 bets, Hero raises, granthower 3-bets, Tenshii folds, loin73 4-bets, Hero calls, granthower calls

River: 8♠ (26.2 BB, 3 players)
Hero bets, granthower raises, Hero 3-bets, granthower calls

Final Pot: 32.1 BB
granthower shows: K♣ 2♣
loin73 shows: 5♦ 9♥
Hero shows: T♦ T♠

Hero wins 31.6 BB ( won +21.3 BB )
granthower lost 10.3 BB
Tenshii lost 4.0 BB
loin73 lost 7.3 BB

how come he didn't cap river? ♦

most optimistic bluff ever?

Seat 5: Keruli ( $291.75 USD )
Seat 6: jdinnes ( $55.05 USD )
Keruli posts small blind [$1.00 USD].
jdinnes posts big blind [$2.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Keruli [ 3h 8h ]
Keruli raises [$4.00 USD]
jdinnes calls [$3.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qc, 8d, Ts ]
jdinnes bets [$6.00 USD]
Keruli calls [$6.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8c ]
jdinnes bets [$22.00 USD]
Keruli raises [$44.00 USD]
jdinnes raises [$22.05 USD]
Keruli calls [$0.05 USD]
jdinnes shows [3d, 6d ]
Keruli shows [3h, 8h ]
** Dealing River ** [ 6s ]
Keruli wins $109.60 USD from main pot

Originally posted by chenny8888

Originally posted by NickParkes
I just love this hand so much I wanna post it everywhere...

0.5/1 Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG loin73 ($7.30)
CO Hero ($30.10)
BTN granthower ($23.25)
SB gysi112 ($56.15)
BB Tenshii ($18.00)

Pre-flop: (1.5 SB, 5 players) Hero is CO T♦ T♠
loin73 calls, Hero raises, granthower calls, 1 fold, Tenshii 3-bets, loin73 calls, Hero 4-bets, granthower calls, Tenshii calls, loin73 calls

Flop: 9♦ 2♥ T♣ (16.5 SB, 4 players)
Tenshii checks, loin73 checks, Hero bets, granthower raises, Tenshii calls, loin73 calls, Hero 3-bets, granthower 4-bets, Tenshii calls, loin73 calls, Hero calls

Turn: T♥ (16.2 BB, 4 players)
Tenshii checks, loin73 bets, Hero raises, granthower 3-bets, Tenshii folds, loin73 4-bets, Hero calls, granthower calls

River: 8♠ (26.2 BB, 3 players)
Hero bets, granthower raises, Hero 3-bets, granthower calls

Final Pot: 32.1 BB
granthower shows: K♣ 2♣
loin73 shows: 5♦ 9♥
Hero shows: T♦ T♠

Hero wins 31.6 BB ( won +21.3 BB )
granthower lost 10.3 BB
Tenshii lost 4.0 BB
loin73 lost 7.3 BB

how come he didn't cap river? ♦

I reckon he FINALLY figured he was beat and made the crying call

Not as crazy as most of the hands in this thread...
Just... this had never happened to me. Cap the flop and fold on turn?? He probably saw I got full house. ♦

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Hand abspielen

$0.05/$0.1 Fixed-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9:c, K:c.
UTG2 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, 3 folds, Hero calls, BB checks.

Flop: (5 SB) 9:d, 8:c, K:s (6 players)
Hero bets, BB raises, UTG2 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 calls, Hero 3-Bets, BB caps, MP2 folds, Hero calls.

Turn: (7.5 BB) 9:h (3 players)
Hero bets, BB folds.

Final Pot: 8.5 BB.

Yet another reason why slow playing AA preflop is sooo worng.

No Limit Holdem Tournament
$14 + $1 Sit & Go (Super Turbo)
7 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG (300)
UTG+1 (345)
MP (255)
CO (240)
BTN (255)
SB (1005)
Hero (BB) (300)

Blinds: 20/40

Pre-flop: (60, 7 players) Hero is BB 8♣ 9♦
5 folds, SB calls 20, Hero checks

Flop: 8♥ J♣ 8♦ (80, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: A♠ (80, 2 players)
SB bets 40, Hero raises to 80, SB raises to 120, Hero goes all-in 260, SB calls 140

River: 8♠ (600, 2 players)

Final Pot: 600
SB shows: A♥ A♦
Hero shows: 8♣ 9♦

Hero wins 600 ( won +300 )
SB lost -300

No Limit Holdem Tournament
$15.00+$1.50
8 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Mandiolin (8740)
UTG+1 call2light (3471)
MP1 A.Kochergin (2940)
MP2 guinavajas (5225)
CO NiceHitDonk (3827)
BTN kp89nh (5380)
SB Hero (3910)
BB fimanoid (2685)

Blinds: 100/200

Pre-flop: (300, 8 players) Hero is SB 6♥ 6♦
2 folds, A.Kochergin raises to 800, guinavajas calls 800, NiceHitDonk goes all-in 3,827, 1 fold, Hero folds, 1 fold, A.Kochergin goes all-in 2,140, guinavajas calls 3,027

Flop: K♠ 6♠ 6♣ (10,894, 3 players)

Turn: 3♥ (10,894, 3 players)

River: 5♦ (10,894, 3 players)

Final Pot: 10,894
A.Kochergin shows: K♣ A♠
guinavajas shows: A♣ K♥
NiceHitDonk shows: K♦ A♦

A.Kochergin wins 3,040 ( won +100 )
guinavajas wins 3,927 ( won +100 )
NiceHitDonk wins 3,927 ( won +100 )

No Limit Holdem Tournament
CakePoker
9 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG (1310)
UTG+1 (1660)
MP1 (2835)
MP2 (1255)
MP3 (1390)
CO (2252)
BTN (1195)
Hero (SB) (2265)
BB (838)

Blinds: 75/150

Pre-flop: (225, 9 players) Hero is SB J♥ 6♠
5 folds, CO goes all-in 2,237, 1 fold, Hero folds, BB goes all-in 673

Flop: J♣ 4♥ T♣ (3,135, 2 players)

Turn: K♣ (3,135, 2 players)

River: T♥ (3,135, 2 players)

Final Pot: 3,135
BB shows: A♦ Q♣
CO shows: T♠ T♦

CO wins 5,126 ( won +2,889 )
BB lost -823

beat this

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$1/$2 No-Limit Hold'em (2 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BB$463.00:///////;SB(Hero)$200.00:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8:c, 8:d.
BB raises to $5.00, Hero raises to $20.00, BB calls $16.00.

Flop: ($44) 6:s, 4:s, 9:h (2 players)
Hero bets $29.00, BB calls $29.00.

Turn: ($102) 9:s (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $75.00, Hero raises to $149.00(All-In), BB calls $74.00.

River: ($400) K:c (2 players)

Final Pot: $400.

Results follow:

BB shows a pair of nines(3h Qh).
Hero shows two pairs, nines and eights(8c 8d).

Hero wins with two pairs, nines and eights(8c 8d).

I'm in the big blind btw, converter messed up

Well I can't even come close to beating many of these hands but here's mine. Sorry I do not have the hand in my hand history but it went something like this:

0.50/1.00 NL on pokerstars (I buy in for $20 to play SSS)

My big blind: 72 offsuit

It is folded to the sb who open completes. I check.

Flop: AA4 with two spades. He checks, I check.

Turn: 4. He checks, I check.

River: 6 of spades. He checks, I bet $1. He calls and mucks, my 72 takes the pot. It turns out he had pocket 2's.