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I looked at my phone at work last week and it read 11 Sep 3:33 (AA 333) i thought Full House!


AugustusCaesar
Joined: 24.05.2008

Originally posted by Nosssweat
I looked at my phone at work last week and it read 11 Sep 3:33 (AA 333) i thought Full House!

Yeah, I admit, I always see hands instead of column names in excel, I like the column AA the most .. And when I see a car ID, it is like NR ( district ) 682 (3 digit number) KK (two letters) .. I am like pocket kings :f_biggrin:

And my favourite song Your sweet 666 just has one more sense to me .. Love a set of sixes ..

BTW. Last time I went on an exam at uni I learned 70% of the thing thinking yeah I got AK, have all the other aces dominated (they DID suck out that time :f_biggrin: )


... if your kid told his math teacher that J is next number after 10...


justkyle88
Joined: 07.05.2008

Originally posted by ElvisKa
... if your kid told his math teacher that J is next number after 10...

i like


NickParkes
Joined: 07.07.2008

Originally posted by justkyle88

Originally posted by ElvisKa
... if your kid told his math teacher that J is next number after 10...

i like

+1


...youve been scared to post in this thread because you thought that people might think you play to much poker if you do so. ^^

:f_biggrin:

-Jack


Originally posted by Faye6891

Originally posted by spadesnaces
...you review your sessions in your head during sex, so that you can last longer!

LOL!! I think you need a break!

You play too much poker when you're at college in a Java Programming class, logged into pokertableratings.com reviewing some hands... while you're watching Ziigmund playing durrrr on PLO HU.

this one got to me as I am sitting in java class right now :f_biggrin:


Kimber88
Joined: 08.07.2008

A few minutes ago after our teacher had told us to start the exercises for today he said: "Oh I forgot, I have the very nice example that I haven't shown you"

My first thought: Of course you fucking nit.

Not sure why really. Maybe because he was being so tight with his info _evil:


Yoghi
Joined: 10.09.2007

It is natural to think of people you hate as nits, nits are supposed to be hated


swissmoumout
Joined: 24.02.2007

Originally posted by Yoghi
It is natural to think of people you hate as nits, nits are supposed to be hated

how about shortstackers?


Yoghi
Joined: 10.09.2007

Originally posted by swissmoumout

Originally posted by Yoghi
It is natural to think of people you hate as nits, nits are supposed to be hated

how about shortstackers?

I don't really play cashgames a lot, but in tournaments it's OK I guess.

But from what I heard most shortstackers are nits..


swissmoumout
Joined: 24.02.2007

good point ^^


Kimber88
Joined: 08.07.2008

Originally posted by Yoghi
It is natural to think of people you hate as nits, nits are supposed to be hated

Suppose you could be right.

I don't hate him though. Just find him extremely boring.


Sasa1234
Joined: 22.05.2008

If you are Platinum playing NL25 (that's me)


..... if your still clicking on Videos or Coaching where the Forum used to be.

Damn, that'll be me then :rolleyes:


NickParkes
Joined: 07.07.2008

.... if your wife has started referring to the savings account as HER bankroll...


CoreySteel
Joined: 25.10.2006

... if you wrote a line in this thread.


TheBrood
Joined: 17.07.2008

Originally posted by NickParkes
.... if your wife has started referring to the savings account as HER bankroll...

That will be the day...


AugustusCaesar
Joined: 24.05.2008

You are downloading new episodes of poker after dark and WSOP from youtube via keepvid because youtube is forbidden at work :f_biggrin:


DiegoFueng
Joined: 13.10.2008

Originally posted by EagleStar88
..... if your still clicking on Videos or Coaching where the Forum used to be.

Damn, that'll be me then :rolleyes:

everytime.. =/