..if you plan an activity with your friend, but he's hesitating, and you say to him: "Don't time out on me!" 
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Originally posted by TribunCaesar
You play too much poker: If you meet a new girl you refer to it as "picking up a draw".or: If you rate girls you see according to the SHC. For example: This girl is an open raise. This girl is a re-raise/shove. This one is an easy open fold.
... I laughed for about 5 minutes straight without breathing. ♦ ♦ ♦ I'm gonna start using the open raise/re-raise/fold calls around my poker-playing friends now 
If you keep asking your friend (who has an ethnic girlfriend..) why his favorite hand is 69 offsuit.
If your manager from work keeps pestering you and coming in and out of your office and you think to yourself
Oh my fucking god! She's definately 75% VP$IP today! ....F**kin maniac!
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