Post hands that made your head a-splode!

Everest Poker, $0.03/0.05 Hold'em Cash Games, 9 Players
Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

Board:
fisher_king (Button): $4.79
StaticM0th (SB): $4.76
miss625 (BB): $3.83
Moltor (UTG): $.70
AS5 (UTG+1): $8.20
Sherema (MP1): $1.90
kev1272 (MP2): $8.01
WIIY (MP3): $1.90
martini.77 (CO): $5

Dealt to StaticM0th Q♦ Q♥

Pre-flop:
(1 folds), AS5 calls $.05, (2 folds), martini.77 checks, (1 folds), StaticM0th raises to $.10, miss625 raises to $.15, AS5 calls $.10, martini.77 calls $.10, StaticM0th raises to $.20, miss625 raises to $.25, AS5 calls $.10, martini.77 calls $.10, StaticM0th calls $.05

Flop: ($1.28) 6♥ Q♣ 7♣ (5 Players)
StaticM0th bets $.05, miss625 calls $.05, AS5 calls $.05, martini.77 calls $.05

Turn: ($1.48) 2♦ (5 Players)
StaticM0th bets $.10, miss625 calls $.10, (1 folds), martini.77 calls $.10

River: ($1.78) A♣ (4 Players)
StaticM0th bets $.10, miss625 raises to $.20, martini.77 raises to $.30, StaticM0th calls $.20, miss625 calls $.10

Results:
martini.77 Showed 8♣ 5♣
miss625 Showed 4♣ 2♥
StaticM0th Showed Q♦ Q♥
martini.77 wins $2.28

^ played poorly by hero.

Originally posted by SheepMoose
^ played poorly by hero.

+1

Originally posted by andyb43

Originally posted by SheepMoose
^ played poorly by hero.

+1

It's No Limit Limit!

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (UTG) ($11.63)
MP ($7.52)
CO ($5.02)
Button ($9.95)
SB ($6.50)
BB ($11.60)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 3, 3
Hero calls $0.10, MP checks, CO bets $0.60, Button calls $0.60, 1 fold, BB calls $0.50, Hero calls $0.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($2.55) 7, 6, 3 (4 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, CO bets $4.42 (All-In), Button calls $4.42, 1 fold, Hero raises to $11.03 (All-In), Button calls $4.93 (All-In)

Turn: ($25.67) Q (3 players, 3 all-in)

River: ($25.67) 2 (3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: $25.67 | Rake: $1.71

Results:
Button had 6, 6 (three of a kind, sixes).
Hero had 3, 3 (three of a kind, threes).
CO had 10, 10 (one pair, tens).
Outcome: Button won $24.01

No ways u having the ace!

$0.1/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
FullTiltPoker
8 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($18.40)
UTG+1 ($13.10)
MP1 ($54.80)
MP2 ($27.40)
CO ($24.15)
BTN ($18.45)
SB ($18.95)
Hero ($23.05)

Pre-Flop: ($0.35, 8 players) Hero is BB Q♦ 2♠
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.75, MP1 calls $0.75, MP2 calls $0.75, CO calls $0.50, 1 fold, SB calls $0.65, Hero folds

Flop: J♥ 10:spade: K♦ ($3.75, 5 players)
SB checks, UTG+1 bets $1, 3 folds, SB calls $1

Turn: Q♥ ($5.75, 2 players)
SB checks, UTG+1 bets $3, SB raises to $15, UTG+1 goes all-in $8.35

River: A♦ ($32.10, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $32.10
UTG+1 shows
9♦ 10:diamond:
SB shows
8♣ 9♣

UTG+1 wins $14.10 ( won +$1 )
SB wins $17.75 ( won +$1 )

MP1 lost -$0.75
MP2 lost -$0.75
CO lost -$0.50

Yeah! That's what I thought...

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($25.95)
BB ($43.87)
UTG ($33.59)
UTG+1 ($25)
CO ($30.61)
Hero ($26.03)

Dealt to Hero K♥ T♠

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $0.85, SB raises to $3, fold, Hero calls $2.15

FLOP ($6.25) K♦ Q♥ 8♥

SB bets $4, Hero calls $4

TURN ($14.25) K♦ Q♥ 8♥ 6♥

SB checks, Hero checks

RIVER ($14.25) K♦ Q♥ 8♥ 6♥ 2♦

SB bets $18.95 (AI), Hero calls $18.95

Hero shows K♥ T♠
(Pre 40%, Flop 80.7%, Turn 90.9%)

SB shows A♣ 8♣
(Pre 60%, Flop 19.3%, Turn 9.1%)

Hero wins $49.55

this happened to me on facebook poker, so i dont have any hand history, but i'll try to picture this situation using plain text:

i played sit n go, it was push or fold phase, there were only 4 players left.

and so i look to my hand: i had A :heart:K :heart:, so i raised. this other guy went all in and showed me QQ.

and now the flop: first there came third Q, and another two cards i didnt even see, as i was just jumping in air and kicking things in my room from anger and fury.

and then i took another look: queen on board was , just like T, J, and Ace. yes, i had :heart:ROYAL FLUSH:heart:

and i think that was the best moment in my poker history ♦

lol facebook poker

Originally posted by hahahihi
this happened to me on facebook poker, so i dont have any hand history, but i'll try to picture this situation using plain text:

i played sit n go, it was push or fold phase, there were only 4 players left.

and so i look to my hand: i had A :heart:K :heart:, so i raised. this other guy went all in and showed me QQ.

and now the flop: first there came third Q, and another two cards i didnt even see, as i was just jumping in air and kicking things in my room from anger and fury.

and then i took another look: queen on board was , just like T, J, and Ace. yes, i had :heart:ROYAL FLUSH:heart:

and i think that was the best moment in my poker history ♦

♠_confused:

Originally posted by hahahihi
this happened to me on facebook poker (...)
and i think that was the best moment in my poker history ♦

now that's just sad.

Originally posted by swissmoumout

Originally posted by hahahihi
this happened to me on facebook poker (...)
and i think that was the best moment in my poker history ♦

now that's just sad.

Facebook poker is pretty fun actually if you lost a stack or two and you're feeling a tad tilted. Your edge is so big and its so easy to win you can't help but feel a bit better. I have a feeling that playing against standard Facebook opponents might help my hand-reading a bit versus the super-ultra-mega-fish who sometimes crop up on Partypoker NL100.

If you're winning at Real Money though there is nothing more depressing than Facebook Poker lol. It feels utterly pointless ♦

there is nothing more depressing than Facebook Poker lol. It feels utterly pointless ♦

my thorts exatly!

woops double post.. guess ill throw in a few asploding hands of mine!

0.02/0.04 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.69 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K :spade:, A
UTG2 folds, Hero raises to $0.16, 2 folds, CO calls $0.16, 3 folds.

Flop: ($0.38) K :heart:, K :diamond:, A (3 players)
Hero checks, CO checks.

Turn: ($0.38) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks.

River: ($0.38) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $0.20, CO raises to $0.40, Hero raises to $0.84, CO raises to $1.28, Hero raises to $2.31 (All-In), CO calls $1.03.

Final Pot: $5.00

Results follow (highlight to see):
Hero shows a full-house, kings full of aces (K A :club:)
CO shows a full-house, aces full of kings (A A :diamond:)

CO wins with a full-house, aces full of kings (A A :diamond:)

0.05/0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.69 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with T :spade:, T
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.40, MP3 folds, CO calls $0.40, 3 folds.

Flop: ($0.95) A :heart:, 6 :heart:, 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $0.60, CO calls $0.60.

Turn: ($2.15) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.00, CO calls $1.00.

River: ($4.15) A (2 players)
Hero raises $1.49 (All-In), CO calls $1.49.

Final Pot: $7.13

Results follow (highlight to see):
Hero shows two pairs, aces and tens (T T :heart:)
CO shows a flush, ace high (T 6 :diamond:)

CO wins with a flush, ace high (T 6 :diamond:)

Head literally a-sploded on the spot

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.05/$0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BB(Hero)$14.00:///////;UTG2$6.95:///////;MP1$10.90:///////;MP2$8.80:///////;MP3$9.45:///////;CO$9.60:///////;BU$7.45:///////;SB$1.85:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q:h, 8:s.
2 folds, MP2 calls $0.10, 3 folds, SB calls $0.05, Hero checks.

Flop: ($0.3) Q:d, J:h, K:d (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, MP2 checks.

Turn: ($0.3) K:c (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, MP2 checks.

River: ($0.3) K:s (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, MP2 bets $8.70, SB folds, Hero calls $8.70.

Final Pot: $17.7.
Results follow:

Hero shows a full-house, kings full of queens(Q:h 8:s).
MP2 shows three of a kind, kings(5:c 2:c).

Hero wins with a full-house, kings full of queens(Q:h 8:s).

WTF WAS HE DOING!?

mind blasted

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

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$0.05/$0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)

Known players:
[tg]UTG2$1.85:///////;MP1$2.05:///////;MP2$10.00:///////;MP3$4.60:///////;CO$9.80:///////;BU(Hero)$10.65:///////;SB$1.75:///////;BB$6.00:///////;UTG1$1.95:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BU with A:h, Q:h.
2 folds, MP1 calls $0.10, 3 folds, Hero raises to $0.40, SB folds, BB calls $0.30, MP1 calls $0.30.

Flop: ($1.25) T:h, T:d, A:s (3 players)
BB checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets $0.80, BB calls $0.80, MP1 folds.

Turn: ($2.85) 5:h (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3.00, BB raises to $4.80, Hero calls $1.80.

River: ($12.45) 2:c (0 players)
Hero gets uncalled bet back.

Final Pot: $10.65.
Results follow:

Hero shows two pairs, aces and tens(A:h Q:h).
BB shows four of a kind, tens(T:c T:s).

BB wins with four of a kind, tens(T:c T:s).

whats wrong with facebook poker? i play it, bcuz i dont have to worry about my money. i just have fun

whats wrong with facebook poker? i play it, bcuz i dont have to worry about my money. i just have fun

it's a complete waste of time, time better spent actually playing "poker" ( I hate people that say "this is not poker" but when it's playchips then it's kind of appropiate)

take a nap, play killer instinct, watch grass grow ... all of them are better ways to spend time than facebook poker

Everest Poker, $0.05/0.10 Hold'em Cash Games, 9 Players
Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

Board:
gedousan87 (MP3): $1.99
Relamz (CO): $8.51
pokermagic1 (Button): $9.70
Karlabu (UTG): $8
Regersonboss (SB): $33.95
BillyJambers (BB): $12.70
quickkilllah (UTG+1): $12.43
StaticM0th (MP1): $1.85
ristijeesus (MP2): $5.78

Dealt to StaticM0th J♦ J♥

Pre-flop:
quickkilllah calls $.10, StaticM0th raises to $.50, (4 folds), Regersonboss calls $.45, (1 folds), quickkilllah calls $.40

Flop: ($1.60) 2♥ 3♥ 3♣ (4 Players)
Regersonboss checks, quickkilllah checks, StaticM0th bets $1.35 and is all-in, Regersonboss calls $1.35, quickkilllah raises to $5, (1 folds), quickkilllah returns $3.65

Turn: ($5.65) 9♣ (3 Players)

River: ($5.65) Q♥ (3 Players)

Results:
quickkilllah Showed 9♠ 9♦
StaticM0th Showed J♦ J♥

quickkilllah wins $5.29

Everest Poker, $0.05/0.10 Hold'em Cash Games, 9 Players
Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

Board:
gedousan87 (BB): $2.32
Relamz (UTG): $7.27
dungeon06 (UTG+1): $1.70
KunAguero_10 (MP1): $9.14
Totti1710 (MP2): $4.94
greven (MP3): $6.03
hekuna (CO): $1.75
StaticM0th (Button): $2.21
ristijeesus (SB): $6.78

Dealt to StaticM0th K♦ K♥

Pre-flop:
(4 folds), greven calls $.10, (1 folds), StaticM0th raises to $.50, (2 folds), greven calls $.40

Flop: ($1.15) 3♥ 6♠ 8♦ (2 Players)
greven bets $.10, StaticM0th raises to $1.71 and is all-in, greven calls $1.61

Turn: ($4.57) T♥ (2 Players)

River: ($4.57) 4♦ (2 Players)

Results:
StaticM0th Showed K♦ K♥
greven Showed 8♠ T♦

greven wins $4.27