[Closed] you play too much poker if ...

Originally posted by TribunCaesar
You play too much poker if you start to only think in stacks. Like: "LOL, this ....and that....doesn't even cost me a stack. I'll buy it."

i did that in a shop

Originally posted by vladnz

Originally posted by TribunCaesar
You play too much poker if you start to only think in stacks. Like: "LOL, this ....and that....doesn't even cost me a stack. I'll buy it."

i did that in a shop

i do that all the time.. that's why i go broke everyday =/

...if you count prizes in shops in BB

...if you communicate with poker room support more than with your mother ♦

Originally posted by alexello
...if you communicate with poker room support more than with your mother ♦

:heart: ♠_thumbsup:

Originally posted by EagleStar88

Originally posted by alexello
...if you communicate with poker room support more than with your mother ♦

:heart: ♠_thumbsup:

I called my mum yesterday just so that this should not become true in my case (and because I wanted to talk to her of course)

Originally posted by alexello
...if you communicate with poker room support more than with your mother ♦

Oh god... I'm an addict...

...if your pet's name is Bankroll, BadBeat or smth like that.

...if that, what other computer users call "windows", you call "tables"

...if you need money not to spend it. You need money to get to the next limit.

... when you play solitaire or spider solitaire and go like "oh, I have a flush!", or "Oh, quad aces, the pot is mine!!!"

Happened millions of times lol

Originally posted by alexello
...if you need money not to spend it. You need money to get to the next limit.

But i want to beat the boss!

If you make a potsize raise on a ebay auktion.

If you have dream about going for walk with some guy ... and the next day recalling his name was Andy Bloch ...

played 9hours y-day ..

Originally posted by GooRukYONG
If you have dream about going for walk with some guy

WAT

If u are on nl20 with BR lil over 1K$ and u r checking airtickets to the hottest destinations for next summer cuz u think making loads of cash is inevitable... ♦

Originally posted by NightFrostaSS

Originally posted by GooRukYONG
If you have dream about going for walk with some guy

WAT

lol..

I just started doing some weird dreams,like i wake up myself as gambit from xmen and say ''wtf am i supposed to have some aces in da fkin deck''

Originally posted by Betrunkener
If you make a potsize raise on a ebay auktion.

♦ ♦ ♦

i´m 18 and still go to school so i still get money from my mom sometimes if i go out to a party or to the movies and such things.. whenever i have some money left i count that as *profit* since i didnt have to do anything for it ..

Originally posted by Betrunkener
If you make a potsize raise on a ebay auktion.

FTW :heart:

If you smile after taking a shit, thinking: "Yeah! Hit my flush you piece of shit!"

If you are about to sleep and start thinking about hands during your session and whether you have played them right...

If you start seeing stats floating above people's heads.