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There are many many reasons why i should get this gift.
* i'm a bronze member and bronze member don't get diamond status - hes got silver, but i make maybe 0.4points per week and i dont get silver status in million years..
*In Estonia is weather quite shitty and gray - depressive winter , no snow and unfortunatelly no Santa 
*"Diamonds are girls best friend.." Maybe i found some new girl? 
I think I deserve Diamond status because:
- by giving me Diamond status, you will lose minimum equity, because I'm into PLO and there's only one PLO video;
- I update my blog regulary. I post graphs, stats, thoughts, even posted my session, also began doing sweat sessions - contributing to the community; (my blog also won Blog of the Week award);
- I like helping others, answering questions basic members raise, also reading other people blogs and encouraging them;
- my main game is PLO - that's quite exceptional;
- you've invested $100 in me, I've paid back a lot more;
- I'm the first to deny this is not a "scam"!
Regards,
i should become diamond member because today is my birthday (i can send id photo to verify that) and this would be perfect present. ♦
My fav actor is dustin DIAMOND
my fav song is DIAMONDS are forever
yeh i could go on but.........
When i asked santa for a diamond this chirstmas i had something else in mind 
I got 99 reasons but a bitch aint one: your having poker problems I feel bad for you son.
Difficult angle to head for here. Just why should I and not the thousands who are like me, wallowing in the pits of bronze and silver status, take the diamond status? Do I deserve it more than them? maybe. maybe not. Ive lost bank rolls and bubbled more than Violet Beauregarde in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Ive took bad beat and dished them out. Ive played drunk and fished and disregarded BRM until my family are getting oranges for Christmas. Ive donked and ranted and swore at the tables; been xenophobic, hypotrophic, morphophobic and poker phobic. BUT, just occassionally I play a good hand. I go deep in a tournament, hell, I even won one once. JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. Do I deserve it for that? Only as much as everyone else.
I should become a diamond member or I will fill the boards with bad rap, from here to there to Havanna. Rap will fill the forums so bad that Poker Strategy will be begging me to take diamond status, JUST TO SHUT ME UP. I dont deserve it but YOU DO.
I will rhyme spade with shade and laid and bade and made. Diamond with Hymen (pronounced Highman) and tie man. Cub with should and mud and 'tug on me jugs'.
reasons to choose me:
1. I remember joining and making my introductory post here, I felt tremendously honoured to be acknowledged and welcomed by a diamond member. If you choose me, I will personally welcome every new member on the forum for as long as my avatar sparkles.
2. This means I would make my 1,000th post in a couple of weeks - consider it a 1k post present.
3. Because I desperately need access to platinum articles, particularly squeeze play. I am using a squeeze chart I made myself with equilator but need to know I am on the right track.
4. While I am extremely grateful for everything pokerstrategy does, I have managed to miss out on every freebie handed out since I received the starting capital.
5. Because Pokerstrategy is set as my browsers home page.
6. Because none of Pokerstrategy's 2 million members live further away from its offices than I do.
u should give me the diamond status cause the icelands economy is totaly screwd and i need to earn some tax money for the goverment,and i do that better if i can see all the vidos and articals from u guys.;)
cheers all the way from iceland
p,s i,m not far from going gold so u guys only need to bump me up a level and i wount tell anybody:)
giving me diamond will help me become a more acomplished player by reading all the articles ![:]](https://forums.pokerstrategy.com/wp-content/uploads/wpforo/emoticons/pokerstrategy-legacy/basics/pleased.gif ":]")
Give me back my diamond status! I was not able to play the last few weeks, been on a heavy downswing and also got sick! Damn this cold wind!
what is diamond status privileges? i only see couple of videos there is no training at least not for the players that speaks english
Alright everyone, thank you for posting! The winners will be announced shortly in this thread 
The results are in! Before we get started, let me tell you that it was extremely hard deciding the winners - many entries were great. Anyway, here we go!
First Place: Waiboy (read his entry here)
Reason: The guy has it going on, admit it. Women want him and men want to be like him.
Second Place: Jackalof (read his entry here)
Reason: If he gets Diamond status, you guys will also benefit from this.
Third place: JuiceQuadre (read other people's entries about him here, here and here)
Reason: if the community wants him to win, who am I to disagree? You guys even spammed his blog about this ♦
Honorary mentions:
Mention #1: - Gabinr1 (read his entries here and here)
Reason: It's me dancing with Obama.
Mention #2: HarveyFP (read his entry here)
Reason: Because we have to hire this guy.
Mention #3: saxemephone (read his entry here)
Reason: Because he can win with 73s.
Thank you for participating, everyone!
Wow.. It may not seem that way, but it means a lot to me 
My Thanks to Fonyman, GooRukYONG, GabiNr1, Raun, Fakedurrr and to you Vhallee.
To give it back, im about to make special challenge in rereading all silver, gold and platinum articles with taking notes - til the end of this year.
More will be introduced in my blog today.
Good luck to everyone!
Congratulations to the winners and all those taking part.
This thread is an excellent read, well done everyone.
Best regards,
Bart
Harvey....do I sense a hint of sarcasm??? I can almost see the steam coming off of you ♦