Originally posted by ExternalUseOnly
Originally posted by justkyle88
just tell her, she will get sex only if she makes you tea while you play.lol if only this worked... ive tried this line a few times just to hear a laugh and an ok thats fine.
I must be doing it wrong lol
This line does work, but you may need to balance your ranges by making her tea once in a while
Originally posted by nibbana
This line does work, but you may need to balance your ranges by making her tea once in a while
Another balancing line you can use is to have sex with her while she's making you tea.
Originally posted by nibbana
Originally posted by ExternalUseOnly
Originally posted by justkyle88
just tell her, she will get sex only if she makes you tea while you play.lol if only this worked... ive tried this line a few times just to hear a laugh and an ok thats fine.
I must be doing it wrong lol
This line does work, but you may need to balance your ranges by making her tea once in a while
I always thought that the way to balance this line was to have sex with other girls. Especially her best friends.
The hobby thing is a really good idea, I never got any peace to do ANYTHING, but now she cross stitches and I get loads of time!
Originally posted by elhh82
Originally posted by nibbana
Originally posted by ExternalUseOnly
Originally posted by justkyle88
just tell her, she will get sex only if she makes you tea while you play.lol if only this worked... ive tried this line a few times just to hear a laugh and an ok thats fine.
I must be doing it wrong lol
This line does work, but you may need to balance your ranges by making her tea once in a while
I always thought that the way to balance this line was to have sex with other girls. Especially her best friends.
Aggressive, very aggressive
prepare a loaded gun beside your keyboard, you will found it helpful when next time she is noisy and make troubles and annoy you when you happen to meet a bad beat and being ontilt and need focus on the table and most importantly need quiet .
oh mind you do wear glove and dont stain the wall , and maybe you need a saw and a big fridge too.
Originally posted by Waiboy
Originally posted by Kimber88
Advice:
- Talk to your girl.Worst advice in this thread. Communication is overrated. Hide the stuff you do she doesn't like. If she finds out for some reason, claim it's her fault. Deny any and all culpability!!!
Talk to her. Pffff. What's life like on planet Kimber88?
If you talk to her I think 1 of 2 things will happen:
1. She will understand because she likes/love you - win
2. She will not understand and she will be a bitch about it. Now's the time to dump her. If she can't support you in what you like to do, she's probably not for you anyway. Now go out and have crazy sexy time with all the girls you can find, while grinding the poker in your free time - win.See my point, Waiboy?
But of course you can also try hitting her. I expect you have the same to possible outcomes as mentioned above.
Originally posted by Waiboy
Originally posted by Kimber88
Advice:
- Talk to your girl.Worst advice in this thread. Communication is overrated. Hide the stuff you do she doesn't like. If she finds out for some reason, claim it's her fault. Deny any and all culpability!!!
Talk to her. Pffff. What's life like on planet Kimber88?
PMSL
Dam it............... I just spilt my tea
‘Mrs UK’ you just spilt that on my head!!!
shut-up and keep sucking!:f_cool:
HAHAAHAHAHA!! ♦
thanks for all the very helpful advice guys I'll probably go with the go away or no sex advice from justkyle88. we'll see who will break first!
getting another gf to play more poker hmmmm.... lol
having a gun next to the comp... very possible! lol though a baseball bet would do.
the problem is that we share one comp, once i have enough money in my bankroll I'm getting a new comp thats for sure.
she doesn't mind me playing while she is not around and supports me will all the sports I do so I guess she is not as devilish as I might have described as first.
keep em coming and share ur experience ♠_mad:
Originally posted by tokyoaces
Originally posted by nibbana
This line does work, but you may need to balance your ranges by making her tea once in a whileAnother balancing line you can use is to have sex with her while she's making you tea.
The EV of this move is unlimited, further balancing is not needed.
My fiancée has just been reading this thread, she says the thing that changed her opinion of poker is after she watched the film Rounders, every time she complained about poker I called her Jo and said I'd leave her for Petra.
She says that this training was invaluable to her and our relationship has blossomed because of it. You can find her personal site at www.PokerWidows.com where she dishes out advice on how to be the ultimate poker Wife.
Originally posted by elhh82
nibbana, the website is dead. Does that mean she has given up?
That just proves the fact that the website is indeed made by a woman.
for further balancing you can have sex with her tea before serving it or throw a hot cup of tea at her during sex.
Originally posted by elhh82
Originally posted by nibbana
Originally posted by ExternalUseOnly
Originally posted by justkyle88
just tell her, she will get sex only if she makes you tea while you play.lol if only this worked... ive tried this line a few times just to hear a laugh and an ok thats fine.
I must be doing it wrong lol
This line does work, but you may need to balance your ranges by making her tea once in a while
I always thought that the way to balance this line was to have sex with other girls. Especially her best friends.
Nah, she usually just snap folds.
Originally posted by ihufa
for further balancing you can have sex with her tea before serving it or throw a hot cup of tea at her during sex.
What the balls?! ♦ What do you call that? Teaophilia?
Originally posted by caltabiano
Originally posted by ihufa
for further balancing you can have sex with her tea before serving it or throw a hot cup of tea at her during sex.What the balls?! ♦ What do you call that? Teaophilia?
teabagging? oh wait, that means something else, and like football, also means something entirely different in America.
Originally posted by Kimber88
Originally posted by Waiboy
Originally posted by Kimber88
Advice:
- Talk to your girl.Worst advice in this thread. Communication is overrated. Hide the stuff you do she doesn't like. If she finds out for some reason, claim it's her fault. Deny any and all culpability!!!
Talk to her. Pffff. What's life like on planet Kimber88?
If you talk to her I think 1 of 2 things will happen:
1. She will understand because she likes/love you - win
2. She will not understand and she will be a bitch about it. Now's the time to dump her. If she can't support you in what you like to do, she's probably not for you anyway. Now go out and have crazy sexy time with all the girls you can find, while grinding the poker in your free time - win.See my point, Waiboy?
Nope.
Hide all, deny everything = happy contented relationship. Maybe this communication lark is a Danish thing.
