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Alverine
Joined: 31.01.2009

Just tell you play poker straight from the beginning and tell you make tons of money. Dont try to tell her bad beats, loosing days or shit like this. Hide them all. Seriously, if you can barely handle variance, how can she handle? Overall girls are so weak at this point. Just stop whining and be a mindset pro.

When you are playing just tell her you are working and she is at your office. Either she brings you coffee, or she GTFO.


Waiboy
Joined: 18.09.2008

Originally posted by purplefizz
get a boyfriend instead

Solves 90% of all problems for 90% of all dudes.


nibbana
Joined: 05.12.2009

Originally posted by elhh82
nibbana, the website is dead. Does that mean she has given up?

Obviously we need another little chat


Kimber88
Joined: 08.07.2008

Originally posted by Waiboy

Originally posted by Kimber88

Originally posted by Waiboy

Originally posted by Kimber88
Advice:
- Talk to your girl.

Worst advice in this thread. Communication is overrated. Hide the stuff you do she doesn't like. If she finds out for some reason, claim it's her fault. Deny any and all culpability!!!

Talk to her. Pffff. What's life like on planet Kimber88? :f_p:

If you talk to her I think 1 of 2 things will happen:
1. She will understand because she likes/love you - win
2. She will not understand and she will be a bitch about it. Now's the time to dump her. If she can't support you in what you like to do, she's probably not for you anyway. Now go out and have crazy sexy time with all the girls you can find, while grinding the poker in your free time - win.

See my point, Waiboy? :f_cool:

Nope.

Hide all, deny everything = happy contented relationship. Maybe this communication lark is a Danish thing. :f_p:

Haha, maybe. You win this one Aussie.


Waiboy
Joined: 18.09.2008

Originally posted by Kimber88
Haha, maybe. You win this one Aussie.

Now that's just being mean. :f_cry:


Kimber88
Joined: 08.07.2008

Originally posted by Waiboy

Originally posted by Kimber88
Haha, maybe. You win this one Aussie.

Now that's just being mean. :f_cry:

Sorry. Just couldn't find an argument to beat your deny-speach :)

But I will stick to my point that hitting her could have the same possible outcomes as talking to her.


This fred is null and void.......REAL poker players dont have girlfriends


PocketAcesJohn
Joined: 19.06.2008

Originally posted by lennonac
This fred is null and void.......REAL poker players dont have girlfriends

They just get sluts n hoes


justkyle88
Joined: 07.05.2008

or we have to high standards cause we think we can buy them


!!!!!!!!!SOLUTION FOUND!!!!!!!!!

After trying all sorts of things in the last few days, including hitting her, sleeping with her best mate and getting a boyfriend. Which non worked unfortunately, but last night some magic happened something that changed it all! :)

SEX before POKER!
that's right guys I even got a tea (which i didn't have sex with) while playing.
maybe it was a one off, maybe I'm on something here I guess only time will tell.

could be many reasons to explain it, but one thing is for sure!
we both satisfied now _grin: _grin:


mishkagg
Joined: 29.07.2008

My wife doesn't mind me playing poker. She even got the free $50 herself but hasn't yet made me any TAF money... Gotta tell to play a few hands at least for $25.

advice: find a gf that loves poker.


opal99
Joined: 05.02.2008

Originally posted by Krivo
SEX before POKER!

although I wouldn't mind it these days, there were couple of weeks I played A TON of poker each day, so having sex before each session would kill me pretty quickly :f_biggrin:


nibbana
Joined: 05.12.2009

Originally posted by opal99

Originally posted by Krivo
SEX before POKER!

although I wouldn't mind it these days, there were couple of weeks I played A TON of poker each day, so having sex before each session would kill me pretty quickly :f_biggrin:

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger


real life story:

she - You are playing too much, you should choose either me or poker.
me - You are bluffing
she - almost burst into tears..


opal99
Joined: 05.02.2008

Originally posted by silent21
real life story:

she - You are playing too much, you should choose either me or poker.
me - You are bluffing
she - almost burst into tears..

gold


if ur gf gives u shit about poker - download another one
I mean, there are tons of them, and some even free


opal99
Joined: 05.02.2008

Originally posted by antonio47211
... and some even free

that's fallancy ^^ nothing is really for free these days... it might be for free to try, but you pay for keeping it for longer..


justkyle88
Joined: 07.05.2008

Originally posted by Krivo
!!!!!!!!!SOLUTION FOUND!!!!!!!!!

could be many reasons to explain it, but one thing is for sure!
we both satisfied now _grin: _grin:

she read this thread ;)


Katu1900
Joined: 06.07.2009

hittin her doesnt work? :f_mad:


Originally posted by Waiboy

Originally posted by justkyle88
just tell her, she will get sex only if she makes you tea while you play.

Quality advice IMO.

Try doing both at once.... i swear it works... as hard as it sounds, trust me its possible ;)