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Like yeah well , what can I say , he uses the bluff call method

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

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$0.5/$1 Fixed-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4:c, T:c.
MP3 raises, CO calls, BU calls, SB folds, Hero calls.

Flop: (8.5 SB) 8:c, J:h, A:c (4 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets, CO calls, BU calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (6.25 BB) Q:d (4 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets, CO raises, BU folds, Hero calls, MP3 calls.

River: (12.25 BB) 3:c (3 players)
Hero bets, MP3 folds, CO raises, Hero 3-Bets, CO calls.

Final Pot: 18.25 BB.
Results follow:

Hero shows a flush, ace high(4:c T:c).
CO shows high card ace(9:s K:d).

Hero wins with a flush, ace high(4:c T:c).


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Abhorrence
Joined: 13.11.2009

Oh god Grailer, wtf was that guy thinking?


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That's what happens if you miss check/fold and you click check/call :f_cool:

http://www.pokerhandreplays.com/view.php/id/1879909

yup, his head probably went kapooow.

feels good man :f_cool:


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You met a big fish. He though that by raising he can win your money when you fold.


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I got mindfucked by a fish:

Full Tilt Poker, $2 + $0.25, 25/50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

Board:
BB: $1,905
UTG: $1,500
UTG+1: $1,155
MP1: $1,815
Hero (MP2): $1,800
MP4: $1,250
CO: $1,440
Button: $1,175
SB: $1,460

Dealt to Hero K♦ K♠

Pre-flop:
(2 folds), MP1 raises to $150, Hero raises to $450, MP4 raises to $1,250 and is all-in, (5 folds), Hero calls $800

Flop: ($2,725) 6♣ 2♣ 4♥ (2 Players)

Turn: ($2,725) 7♠ (2 Players)

River: ($2,725) 8♠ (2 Players)

Results:
MP4 Showed 7♦ 5♦
Hero Showed K♦ K♠
MP4 wins $2,725


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GunFlavoured
Joined: 19.10.2008

Mmmm, A high is probably good here, especially when you're 160BB deep in Nit (Rush) poker.

$0.10/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
9 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($26.04)
Hero ($59.30)
MP1 ($40.13)
MP2 ($14.93)
MP3 ($28.92)
CO ($61.46)
BTN ($25.75)
SB ($37.36)
BB ($20.13)

Pre-Flop: ($0.35, 9 players) Hero is UTG+1 J♣ J♦
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.85, MP1 calls $0.85, 6 folds

Flop: J♠ 4♣ 2♠ ($2.05, 2 players)
Hero bets $1.92, MP1 raises to $7, Hero raises to $15.72, MP1 goes all-in $39.28, Hero calls $23.56

Turn: 4♥ ($80.61, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: 6♦ ($80.61, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $80.61
Hero shows a full house, Jacks full of Fours
J♣ J♦
MP1 shows a pair of Fours
K♣ A♥

Hero wins $77.61 (net +$37.48)

MP1 lost $40.13


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NightFrostaSS
Joined: 25.10.2008

Originally posted by GunFlavoured
Mmmm, A high is probably good here, especially when you're 160BB deep in Nit (Rush) poker.

$0.10/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
9 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($26.04)
Hero ($59.30)
MP1 ($40.13)
MP2 ($14.93)
MP3 ($28.92)
CO ($61.46)
BTN ($25.75)
SB ($37.36)
BB ($20.13)

Pre-Flop: ($0.35, 9 players) Hero is UTG+1 J♣ J♦
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.85, MP1 calls $0.85, 6 folds

Flop: J♠ 4♣ 2♠ ($2.05, 2 players)
Hero bets $1.92, MP1 raises to $7, Hero raises to $15.72, MP1 goes all-in $39.28, Hero calls $23.56

Turn: 4♥ ($80.61, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: 6♦ ($80.61, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $80.61
Hero shows a full house, Jacks full of Fours
J♣ J♦
MP1 shows a pair of Fours
K♣ A♥

Hero wins $77.61 (net +$37.48)

MP1 lost $40.13

Ahi good? How about 5hi!

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$0.5/$1 No-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)

Known players:
[tg]SB$103.50:///////;BB$43.00:///////;MP3$121.30:///////;CO$101.50:///////;BU (Hero)$126.50:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BU with 9:d, J:h.
MP3 folds, CO calls $1.00, Hero raises to $4.00, SB folds, BB calls $3.00, CO calls $3.00.

Flop: ($12.5) 9:h, 9:c, 7:h (3 players)
BB checks, CO checks, Hero bets $8.00, BB folds, CO calls $8.00.

Turn: ($28.5) J:s (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $18.00, CO raises to $36.00, Hero calls $18.00.

River: ($100.5) A:h (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $78.50(All-In), CO calls $53.50(All-In).

Final Pot: $232.5.
Results follow:

Hero shows a full-house, nines full of jacks(9:d J:h).
CO shows a pair of nines(5:h 4:s).

Hero wins with a full-house, nines full of jacks(9:d J:h).

I posted this hand like million times already, still post worthy imo


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I got out in time, but the other dude... hmm, tough. Villain is such a donk that has, in my stats, a vpip of 100%!

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, 2.25 Tournament, 15/30 Blinds (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

CO (t1230)
Button (t1455)
SB (t1695)
BB (t1800)
UTG (t1500)
UTG+1 (t1500)
Hero (MP1) (t1350)
MP2 (t1500)
MP3 (t1470)

Hero's M: 30.00

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K, A
2 folds, Hero bets t120, 2 folds, CO calls t120, 2 folds, BB calls t90

Flop: (t375) 7, 3, Q (3 players)
BB bets t30, Hero raises to t180, CO calls t180, BB calls t150

Turn: (t915) 8 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, CO bets t915, BB calls t915, Hero folds

River: (t2745) 4 (2 players)
BB bets t30, CO calls t15 (All-In)

Total pot: t2775

Results:
BB had 8, 4 (two pair, eights and fours).
CO had K, Q (one pair, Queens).
Outcome: BB won t2775


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Alficor1
Joined: 16.06.2010

misclick


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Snodreliss
Joined: 23.12.2007

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $2(BB) Replayer
SB ($76.75)
BB ($80)
UTG ($331)
UTG+1 ($247)
UTG+2 ($439)
Hero ($354)
MP2 ($77)
CO ($288)
BTN ($203)

Dealt to Hero A♥ A♦

UTG raises to $6, fold, UTG+2 raises to $10, Hero raises to $36, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, UTG+2 calls $26

FLOP ($81) 6♥ Q♦ 6♣

UTG+2 checks, Hero bets $30, UTG+2 calls $30

TURN ($141) 6♥ Q♦ 6♣ 3♥

UTG+2 bets $2, Hero raises to $100, UTG+2 raises to $373 (AI), Hero calls $188 (AI)

RIVER ($717) 6♥ Q♦ 6♣ 3♥ K♦

UTG+2 shows K♠ T♠
(Pre 18%, Flop 2.2%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero shows A♥ A♦
(Pre 82%, Flop 97.8%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero wins $714

kthnx bye


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justkyle88
Joined: 07.05.2008

Bliss when they muck

$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Holdem
5 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG onetime178 ($9.50)
CO Hero ($14.50)
BTN B233446 ($29.55)
SB black_bible ($44.55)
BB MarinaFrank ($23.85)

Pre-Flop: ($0.75, 5 players) Hero is CO K♣ K♥
1 fold, Hero raises to $2, 1 fold, black_bible calls $1.75, 1 fold

Flop: 3♦ J♣ 9♥ ($4.50, 2 players)
black_bible folds

Final Pot: $4.50

Hero wins $4.30 (net +$2.30)

black_bible lost $2


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Alficor1
Joined: 16.06.2010

Originally posted by justkyle88
Bliss when they muck

$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Holdem
5 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG onetime178 ($9.50)
CO Hero ($14.50)
BTN B233446 ($29.55)
SB black_bible ($44.55)
BB MarinaFrank ($23.85)

Pre-Flop: ($0.75, 5 players) Hero is CO K♣ K♥
1 fold, Hero raises to $2, 1 fold, black_bible calls $1.75, 1 fold

Flop: 3♦ J♣ 9♥ ($4.50, 2 players)
black_bible folds

Final Pot: $4.50

Hero wins $4.30 (net +$2.30)

black_bible lost $2

I guess he had deuces or something like that, so he was gonna fold to any bet anyway.. I think he didnt wanna waste ur time.


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Originally posted by NightFrostaSS

Ahi good? How about 5hi!

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

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$0.5/$1 No-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)

Known players:
[tg]SB$103.50:///////;BB$43.00:///////;MP3$121.30:///////;CO$101.50:///////;BU (Hero)$126.50:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BU with 9:d, J:h.
MP3 folds, CO calls $1.00, Hero raises to $4.00, SB folds, BB calls $3.00, CO calls $3.00.

Flop: ($12.5) 9:h, 9:c, 7:h (3 players)
BB checks, CO checks, Hero bets $8.00, BB folds, CO calls $8.00.

Turn: ($28.5) J:s (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $18.00, CO raises to $36.00, Hero calls $18.00.

River: ($100.5) A:h (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $78.50(All-In), CO calls $53.50(All-In).

Final Pot: $232.5.
Results follow:

Hero shows a full-house, nines full of jacks(9:d J:h).
CO shows a pair of nines(5:h 4:s).

Hero wins with a full-house, nines full of jacks(9:d J:h).

I posted this hand like million times already, still post worthy imo

WTF!!!! :f_biggrin:


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chenny8888
Joined: 03.10.2007

Originally posted by Snodreliss
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $2(BB) Replayer
SB ($76.75)
BB ($80)
UTG ($331)
UTG+1 ($247)
UTG+2 ($439)
Hero ($354)
MP2 ($77)
CO ($288)
BTN ($203)

Dealt to Hero A♥ A♦

UTG raises to $6, fold, UTG+2 raises to $10, Hero raises to $36, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, UTG+2 calls $26

FLOP ($81) 6♥ Q♦ 6♣

UTG+2 checks, Hero bets $30, UTG+2 calls $30

TURN ($141) 6♥ Q♦ 6♣ 3♥

UTG+2 bets $2, Hero raises to $100, UTG+2 raises to $373 (AI), Hero calls $188 (AI)

RIVER ($717) 6♥ Q♦ 6♣ 3♥ K♦

UTG+2 shows K♠ T♠
(Pre 18%, Flop 2.2%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero shows A♥ A♦
(Pre 82%, Flop 97.8%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero wins $714

kthnx bye

every time i run into this line they have 2pair or a set :(


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ihufa
Joined: 18.03.2008

either this thread is bullshit or you're all dead ?( ?( ?(


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justkyle88
Joined: 07.05.2008

more muckaments

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
5 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG analena85 ($73.45)
CO STRong_Syde ($82.05)
BTN Hero ($18.50)
SB sproutsie ($89.30)
BB roeni ($32.45)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 5 players) Hero is BTN A♥ 9♦
2 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, 1 fold, roeni calls $1.50

Flop: 6♠ J♠ 10:spade: ($5.50, 2 players)
roeni folds

Final Pot: $5.50

Hero wins $5.25 (net +$2.75)

roeni lost $2.50


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ihufa
Joined: 18.03.2008

No Limit Holdem Tournament
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com
FTOPS Event #3

Stacks:
UTG Hero (1,495)
UTG+1 Unfortunate 89 (2,175)
CO die post (1,930)
BTN Somyung Sim (1,920)
SB 1stUgetDmoney (2,085)
BB Timber4483 (2,395)

Blinds: 40/80

Pre-Flop: (120, 6 players) Hero is UTG J♣ J♥
Hero raises to 200, 1 fold, die post calls 200, 3 folds

Flop: 10:diamond: 8♠ Q♦ (520, 2 players)
Hero checks, die post bets 520, Hero goes all-in 1,295, die post calls 775

Turn: 2♣ (3,110, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: A♠ (3,110, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: 3,110
Hero shows a pair of Jacks
J♣ J♥
die post shows two pair, Aces and Tens
A♣ 10:club:

die post wins 3,110 (net +1,615)

Hero lost 1,495


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chenny8888
Joined: 03.10.2007

Originally posted by ihufa
No Limit Holdem Tournament
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com
FTOPS Event #3

Stacks:
UTG Hero (1,495)
UTG+1 Unfortunate 89 (2,175)
CO die post (1,930)
BTN Somyung Sim (1,920)
SB 1stUgetDmoney (2,085)
BB Timber4483 (2,395)

Blinds: 40/80

Pre-Flop: (120, 6 players) Hero is UTG J♣ J♥
Hero raises to 200, 1 fold, die post calls 200, 3 folds

Flop: 10:diamond: 8♠ Q♦ (520, 2 players)
Hero checks, die post bets 520, Hero goes all-in 1,295, die post calls 775

Turn: 2♣ (3,110, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: A♠ (3,110, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: 3,110
Hero shows a pair of Jacks
J♣ J♥
die post shows two pair, Aces and Tens
A♣ 10:club:

die post wins 3,110 (net +1,615)

Hero lost 1,495

Looks super standard :| what would you do in his shoes??


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nathanrenard
Joined: 10.02.2009

Originally posted by NightFrostaSS
Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.5/$1 No-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)

Known players:
[tg]SB$103.50:///////;BB$43.00:///////;MP3$121.30:///////;CO$101.50:///////;BU (Hero)$126.50:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BU with 9:d, J:h.
MP3 folds, CO calls $1.00, Hero raises to $4.00, SB folds, BB calls $3.00, CO calls $3.00.

Flop: ($12.5) 9:h, 9:c, 7:h (3 players)
BB checks, CO checks, Hero bets $8.00, BB folds, CO calls $8.00.

Turn: ($28.5) J:s (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $18.00, CO raises to $36.00, Hero calls $18.00.

River: ($100.5) A:h (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $78.50(All-In), CO calls $53.50(All-In).

Final Pot: $232.5.
Results follow:

Hero shows a full-house, nines full of jacks(9:d J:h).
CO shows a pair of nines(5:h 4:s).

Hero wins with a full-house, nines full of jacks(9:d J:h).

I posted this hand like million times already, still post worthy imo

That was one of the most bizarro plays ever. :f_eek:


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justkyle88
Joined: 07.05.2008

I like it when Jhigh is good
$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ThePrunus ($20)
UTG+1 Best Hand v1 ($17)
CO hot&spiicy ($74.30)
BTN Hero ($18.50)
SB damngood69er ($175.10)
BB limpnfold24 ($62.70)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 6 players) Hero is BTN 10:diamond: J♦
3 folds, Hero raises to $3, damngood69er calls $2.50, limpnfold24 calls $2

Flop: Q♣ 7♦ 3♦ ($9, 3 players)
damngood69er checks, limpnfold24 bets $6.50, Hero goes all-in $15.50, damngood69er folds, limpnfold24 calls $9

Turn: 8♠ ($40, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: K♠ ($40, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $40
Hero shows high card King - Queen+Jack kicker
10:diamond: J♦
limpnfold24 shows high card King
2♦ 5♦

Hero wins $38.05 (net +$19.55)

damngood69er lost $3
limpnfold24 lost $18.50


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