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RUSH

$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Holdem
FullTiltPoker
6 Players
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Stacks:
UTG ($74.20)
Hero ($50)
CO ($59.70)
BTN ($196.20)
SB ($53.30)
BB ($51.45)

Pre-Flop: ($0.75, 6 players) Hero is UTG+1 A♠ 10:spade:
UTG raises to $1.75, Hero raises to $5.50, CO folds, BTN folds, SB calls $5.25, BB folds, UTG calls $3.75

Flop: 10:club: 4♥ K♦ ($17, 3 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks

Turn: J♦ ($17, 3 players)
SB bets $3, UTG calls $3, Hero calls $3

River: 7♠ ($26, 3 players)
SB bets $6, UTG calls $6, Hero folds

Final Pot: $38
UTG shows
10:heart: 10:diamond:
SB shows three of a kind, Kings
K♠ K♥

SB wins $36.10 (net +$21.60)

UTG lost $14.50
Hero lost $8.50

wtf

Don't know how to get text-info for Hand History on 888 Poker to use in a converter, so I'll just write it out...

NLHE MTT

Stacks:
UTG ($1325)
UTG+3 ($3025)
Hero (Highjack) ($8630)

Blinds: $100/$200

Pre-flop: UTG raises to $400, UTG+3 calls, Hero calls 5 :diamond:5

Flop: 5 :club:J :diamond:A
UTG checks, UTG+3 bets $750, Hero raises $2700, UTG calls all-in, UTG+3 calls all-in.

UTG shows A :club:A :club:, UTG+3 shows T :diamond:T

Turn: T :club:, River: T

Final pot:
UTG+3 wins $7675 (Four of a kind, Tens)

My head wasn't really spinning, but I bet UTG's was...

Not my hand but solid river bet
He just might be behind 100:1 times muahahaha

$0.02/$0.05 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
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Stacks:
UTG mana666666 ($1.99)
UTG+1 Radkee ($23.98)
CO ABT09M ($6.03)
BTN crazyside.nl ($8.47)
SB Juanchi36 ($5)
BB Leonardo VII ($5.08)

Pre-Flop: ($0.07, 6 players)
mana666666 raises to $0.10, 2 folds, crazyside.nl raises to $0.25, 1 fold, Leonardo VII calls $0.20, mana666666 raises to $0.40, crazyside.nl calls $0.15, Leonardo VII calls $0.15

Flop: K♦ 9♦ Q♠ ($1.22, 3 players)
Leonardo VII bets $0.55, mana666666 calls $0.55, crazyside.nl folds

Turn: 6♦ ($2.32, 2 players)
Leonardo VII bets $0.50, mana666666 raises to $1, Leonardo VII calls $0.50

River: 5♠ ($4.32, 2 players)
Leonardo VII checks, mana666666 goes all-in $0.04, Leonardo VII folds

Final Pot: $4.36

mana666666 wins $4.15 (net +$2.16)

crazyside.nl lost $0.40
Leonardo VII lost $1.95

You can imagine the happy dances I was doing in my room after this one
$0.02/$0.05 No Limit Holdem
5 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG chortztack ($1.69)
CO time2rule ($5.43)
BTN Hero ($5.21)
SB calsvette ($3.62)
BB pjank ($4.55)

Pre-Flop: ($0.07, 5 players) Hero is BTN 10:club: 9♥
1 fold, time2rule calls $0.05, Hero raises to $0.18, 2 folds, time2rule calls $0.13

Flop: 7♣ 8♣ 9♣ ($0.43, 2 players)
time2rule bets $0.25, Hero calls $0.25

Turn: 5♠ ($0.93, 2 players)
time2rule bets $0.30, Hero calls $0.30

River: 6♣ ($1.53, 2 players)
time2rule bets $0.50, Hero goes all-in $4.48, time2rule calls $3.98

Final Pot: $10.49
time2rule shows
5♣ 6♠
Hero shows a straight flush, Ten high
10:club: 9♥

Hero wins $9.80 (net +$4.59)

time2rule lost $5.21

This was kinda.. sick

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$0.02/$0.05 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)

Known players:
[tg]UTG1$6.27:///////;UTG2$2.32:///////;MP1$2.05:///////;MP2$1.95:///////;MP3$4.09:///////;CO$5.21:///////;BU$6.93:///////;SB$4.41:///////;BB (Hero)$8.19:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BB with A:s, A:d.
UTG1 folds, UTG2 raises to $0.10, MP1 folds, MP2 calls $0.10, 3 folds, SB raises to $0.40, Hero raises to $1.00, UTG2 raises to $2.32, MP2 folds, SB calls $1.92, Hero raises to $8.24, SB calls $2.09.

Flop: ($15.02) 4:h, J:d, Q:h (3 players)

Turn: ($15.02) 7:s (3 players)

River: ($15.02) K:h (3 players)

Final Pot: $15.02.

Results follow:

UTG2 shows three of a kind, queens(Qs Qd).
SB shows three of a kind, jacks(Jh Jc).
Hero shows a pair of aces(As Ad).

UTG2 wins with three of a kind, queens(Qs Qd).

RUSH

My head could have exploded but I don't like that so

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
9 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG punkkid_here ($421)
UTG+1 Ikbie ($511.50)
MP1 IlostMyLeg ($634.95)
MP2 Jubididu ($1,956.05)
MP3 Imajika ($900.80)
CO OSSA7978 ($200)
BTN Hero ($563.80)
SB Om nom nom ($484.10)
BB Skow2 ($400)

Pre-Flop: ($6, 9 players) Hero is BTN Q♦ A♣
2 folds, IlostMyLeg raises to $12, 1 fold, Imajika calls $12, 1 fold, Hero raises to $48, 1 fold, Skow2 calls $44, IlostMyLeg calls $36, Imajika calls $36

Flop: J♣ J♠ 7♠ ($194, 4 players)
Skow2 checks, IlostMyLeg checks, Imajika checks, Hero checks

Turn: A♥ ($194, 4 players)
Skow2 checks, IlostMyLeg checks, Imajika bets $30, Hero calls $30, Skow2 calls $30, IlostMyLeg folds

River: A♦ ($284, 3 players)
Skow2 checks, Imajika goes all-in $822.80, Hero folds, Skow2 goes all-in $322

Final Pot: $1,428.80
Skow2 shows
A♠ K♥
Imajika shows four of a kind, Jacks
J♥ J♦

Imajika wins $1,425.80 (net +$525)

Skow2 lost $400
IlostMyLeg lost $48
Hero lost $78

MP1 (t2670)
MP2 (t2835)
CO (t3060)
Button (t3255)
Hero (SB) (t2850)
BB (t7110)
UTG (t2220)
UTG+1 (t3000)

Hero's M: 47.50

Preflop: Hero is SB with A, 10
UTG calls t40, UTG+1 calls t40, MP1 calls t40, MP2 calls t40, CO calls t40, 1 fold, Hero calls t20, BB checks

Flop: (t280) 4, 5, 8 (7 players)
Hero checks, BB bets t280, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls t280, 2 folds, CO calls t280, Hero raises to t1300, 2 folds, CO calls t1020

Turn: (t3440) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets t1510 (All-In), CO calls t1510

River: (t6460) 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t6460

Results:
Hero had A, 10 (one pair, fives).
CO had 7, 9 (straight, nine high).
Outcome: CO won t6460

Slightly busted my forehead open with a pen after that hand, been running like complete donkey shit for quite some time now, that hand just did me in, felt instant lifetilt, lasted exactly 20sec, shortest life tilt ever, loved his call. WANT MORE!

I don't know how to get the pretty graphics from the posting site to here but here is he link...sigh.

http://weaktight.com/2820880

then copy paste

€0.05/€0.10 No Limit Holdem
Prima
9 Players
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Stacks:
UTG The7nuts (€3.98)
UTG+1 alvenus (€25.40)
MP1 Hero (€10.64)
MP2 madbobmago (€7.09)
MP3 xujakst (€10.40)
CO BarbaNegra (€10.08)
BTN Mark_B_ (€14.27)
SB bennyboy44_6 (€9.82)
BB Fakerisss (€8.70)

Pre-Flop: (€0.15, 9 players) Hero is MP1 A♦ A♣
2 folds, Hero raises to €0.40, 1 fold, xujakst calls €0.40, 4 folds

Flop: 2♠ 4♥ Q♠ (€0.95, 2 players)
Hero bets €0.65, xujakst calls €0.65

Turn: Q♥ (€2.25, 2 players)
Hero bets €1.10, xujakst calls €1.10

River: A♥ (€4.45, 2 players)
Hero goes all-in €8.49, xujakst goes all-in €8.25

Final Pot: €21.19
Hero shows
A♦ A♣
xujakst shows
Q♦ Q♣

xujakst wins €19.91 (net +€9.51)

Hero lost €10.64

Originally posted by Joenaes
RUSH

My head could have exploded but I don't like that so

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
9 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG punkkid_here ($421)
UTG+1 Ikbie ($511.50)
MP1 IlostMyLeg ($634.95)
MP2 Jubididu ($1,956.05)
MP3 Imajika ($900.80)
CO OSSA7978 ($200)
BTN Hero ($563.80)
SB Om nom nom ($484.10)
BB Skow2 ($400)

Pre-Flop: ($6, 9 players) Hero is BTN Q♦ A♣
2 folds, IlostMyLeg raises to $12, 1 fold, Imajika calls $12, 1 fold, Hero raises to $48, 1 fold, Skow2 calls $44, IlostMyLeg calls $36, Imajika calls $36

Flop: J♣ J♠ 7♠ ($194, 4 players)
Skow2 checks, IlostMyLeg checks, Imajika checks, Hero checks

Turn: A♥ ($194, 4 players)
Skow2 checks, IlostMyLeg checks, Imajika bets $30, Hero calls $30, Skow2 calls $30, IlostMyLeg folds

River: A♦ ($284, 3 players)
Skow2 checks, Imajika goes all-in $822.80, Hero folds, Skow2 goes all-in $322

Final Pot: $1,428.80
Skow2 shows
A♠ K♥
Imajika shows four of a kind, Jacks
J♥ J♦

Imajika wins $1,425.80 (net +$525)

Skow2 lost $400
IlostMyLeg lost $48
Hero lost $78

Why did u fold the nuts on river??? I don't get it, missclick or read that he had quads? :)))

Read obv, he always has quads

Originally posted by Joenaes
Read obv, he always has quads

That is one of the sickest folds I've ever seen! Great play!

Originally posted by Joenaes
Read obv, he always has quads

Being timed out sometimes can make u real hero:D

Originally posted by cojonel

Originally posted by Joenaes
Read obv, he always has quads

Being timed out sometimes can make u real hero:D

I'm dead serious

rush does play pretty nitty

Originally posted by Joenaes

Originally posted by cojonel

Originally posted by Joenaes
Read obv, he always has quads

Being timed out sometimes can make u real hero:D

I'm dead serious

You're my hero then.

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

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$0.02/$0.05 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BB$2.76:///////;UTG2 (Hero)$9.39:///////;MP1$6.47:///////;MP2$6.47:///////;MP3$14.25:///////;CO$4.90:///////;BU$3.88:///////;SB$8.49:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is UTG2 with K:s, K:h.
Hero raises to $0.20, 3 folds, CO calls $0.20, BU raises to $3.88(All-In), 2 folds, Hero calls $3.68, CO folds.

Flop: ($8.03) 6:c, Q:h, 2:h (2 players)

Turn: ($8.03) 6:h (2 players)

River: ($8.03) 8:c (2 players)

Final Pot: $8.03.

Results follow:

Hero shows two pairs, kings and sixs(Ks Kh).
BU shows a pair of sixs(4c 7h).

Hero wins with two pairs, kings and sixs(Ks Kh).

Why doesnt he donate the money to some charity instead?:f_biggrin:

Originally posted by Alficor1
Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

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$0.02/$0.05 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BB$2.76:///////;UTG2 (Hero)$9.39:///////;MP1$6.47:///////;MP2$6.47:///////;MP3$14.25:///////;CO$4.90:///////;BU$3.88:///////;SB$8.49:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is UTG2 with K:s, K:h.
Hero raises to $0.20, 3 folds, CO calls $0.20, BU raises to $3.88(All-In), 2 folds, Hero calls $3.68, CO folds.

Flop: ($8.03) 6:c, Q:h, 2:h (2 players)

Turn: ($8.03) 6:h (2 players)

River: ($8.03) 8:c (2 players)

Final Pot: $8.03.

Results follow:

Hero shows two pairs, kings and sixs(Ks Kh).
BU shows a pair of sixs(4c 7h).

Hero wins with two pairs, kings and sixs(Ks Kh).

Why doesnt he donate the money to some charity instead?:f_biggrin:

+1 ! but ofc are welcomed to me also ♦

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

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$0.25/$0.5 No-Limit Hold'em (2 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BB$22.68:///////;SB (Hero)$15.27:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9:s, T:s.
BB raises to $1.00, Hero calls $0.50.

Flop: ($2) 3:s, K:s, J:c (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $0.50, Hero calls $0.50.

Turn: ($3) Q:h (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $0.50, Hero raises to $2.50, BB calls $2.00.

River: ($8) 8:s (2 players)
Hero raises to $11.27(All-In), BB calls $11.27.

Final Pot: $30.54.
Results follow:

BB shows a pair of eights(8:d 6:c).
Hero shows a flush, king high(9:s T:s).

Hero wins with a flush, king high(9:s T:s).

Originally posted by Alficor1

Originally posted by Joenaes

Originally posted by cojonel

Originally posted by Joenaes
Read obv, he always has quads

Being timed out sometimes can make u real hero:D

I'm dead serious

You're my hero then.

fwiw the logic behind the fold makes a ton of sense, however in game with several tables going i'm not sure i'd be capable of making it.

for anyone that doesn't understand the fold, the logic is this: when the player leading the turn does so, he represents an ace, which means is range is polarized to AK/AQ, JJ, one J, or a bluff. when the third player in the hand calls, his range is a big ace and a big ace only - since he would logically raise a J or fullhouse at this point. on the river, the turn leader overbet shoves into both players, recognizing that they logically both have the ace and neither of them are ever folding, so no point in not getting max value. joenaes recognizes that there are only 4 aces in the deck - two on board, one in his hand, and based on turn action one in Skow2's hand. now based on our turn read, imajika never has a bluff here and never has a jack here, limiting his range to quads and quads only. hope i explained this properly.

wp joenaes

i m a fish!