LOL Donkaments

Originally posted by Alficor1
Nh sir.. Second time this session my aces were beat by Axs..
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$0.05/$0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)

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[tg]CO (Hero)$19.88:///////;BU$10.48:///////;SB$11.81:///////;BB$1.77:///////;MP3$10.10:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is CO with A:s, A:c.
MP3 raises to $0.30, Hero raises to $0.80, 3 folds, MP3 calls $0.50.

Flop: ($1.75) 7:d, 6:d, J:h (2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero bets $19.08(All-In), MP3 calls $9.30.

Turn: ($30.13) 8:s (2 players)

River: ($30.13) T:d (2 players)

Final Pot: $30.13.

Results follow:

Hero shows a pair of aces(As Ac).
MP3 shows a flush, ace high(Ad 4d).

MP3 wins with a flush, ace high(Ad 4d).

Tried a kinda different strategy today as you can see. ♦

O my

I hope your not looking at your BR when your playing that was one of my problems

Originally posted by vonki
I dont see why you would need to build back confidence when its obviously coolers? Steaming off I can understand but if your confidence gets crushed every time you get some bad coolers in a session then what you need to work on the most is your mindset

Yeah, thats def right. It's not just these hands, i picked up the most interesting ones.. I just feel i'm way of my game so i want to play lower so i dont lose too much money. And it's also a kind of a punishment for me. ♦

Ed: i actually never tilt after i get a cooler or after i get unlucky.. I tilt only after i make a stupid call or bluff, just after MY mistake. When a guy hits one outer i just dont give a shit. but when i bluff of my entire stack i just feel like total idiot.

Originally posted by joecar
O my

I hope your not looking at your BR when your playing that was one of my problems

I try not to.. But i still suffer from the "Cashier syndrome". How did u solve that prob btw?

Cashier Syndrome is a severe addiction and is very common among poker players. Only few get to recover fully from that addiction, and those who restrain themselves from checking results eventually taking their 'SHOT' and checking up on their cashier just to see if the numbers went down or up.

We are not greedy, We are sick people and we need help !

Originally posted by Alficor1

Originally posted by joecar
O my

I hope your not looking at your BR when your playing that was one of my problems

I try not to.. But i still suffer from the "Cashier syndrome". How did u solve that prob btw?

just first reduce it to like every 20min then 30, then 1 hour then finally dont look it at all. weeeeeeen urself off

@joe sounds good. I'm gonna try it

Anyway had a good winning session once again. I think i played really well, spewed couple of bucks as always.. I have to stop making fancy plays. (im saying this for like 50th time ♦ ).
And i had a huge success of my student life - for the first time ever, i got a mark E+. I'm really happy, it was my dream to get this mark since i was 13.

Interesting hands:

I bluffed a 94/90 player. Now who else can say that huh?

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$0.05/$0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)

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[tg]BU (Hero)$23.94:///////;SB$10.30:///////;BB$6.24:///////;MP2$15.41:///////;MP3$11.54:///////;CO$13.41:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BU with 4:d, 3:d.
2 folds, CO raises to $0.35, Hero calls $0.35, SB folds, BB raises to $0.60, CO calls $0.25, Hero calls $0.25.

Flop: ($1.85) Q:d, 5:s, 6:s (3 players)
BB bets $0.10, CO calls $0.10, Hero calls $0.10.

Turn: ($2.15) J:c (3 players)
BB checks, CO checks, Hero bets $1.10, BB calls $1.10, CO folds.

River: ($4.35) T:c (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.70, BB folds, Hero gets uncalled bet back.

Final Pot: $4.35.

Kinda strange hand, he checked back the turn so i just didnt put him on a flush because i thought im the only one who checks back a flush from time to time. ♦ On the river i make a pretty obv value bet, he raises, i tank, i fold. Easy. He never has a bluff or worse straight imo.

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$0.05/$0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)

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[tg]BU$7.30:///////;SB (Hero)$30.49:///////;BB$10.00:///////;MP3$10.98:///////;CO$19.34:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8:d, T:d.
MP3 raises to $0.40, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.35, BB calls $0.30.

Flop: ($1.2) 9:s, 7:s, 4:h (3 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $0.50, MP3 folds, Hero calls $0.50.

Turn: ($2.2) J:s (2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks.

River: ($2.2) 5:h (2 players)
Hero bets $1.30, BB raises to $6.10, Hero folds, BB gets uncalled bet back.

Final Pot: $3.5.

I'd probably kill him if he shoved river. Thankfully he called.. I think this is really good example of how good this video is for poker ♦
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$0.05/$0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)

Known players:
[tg]MP3$9.77:///////;CO (Hero)$12.88:///////;BU$16.85:///////;SB$10.05:///////;BB$10.75:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q:h, K:h.
MP3 folds, Hero raises to $0.30, BU raises to $0.70, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.40.

Flop: ($1.55) 6:h, 5:h, A:h (2 players)
Hero checks, BU bets $0.80, Hero raises to $1.60, BU calls $0.80.

Turn: ($4.75) 7:h (2 players)
Hero checks, BU checks.

River: ($4.75) 9:h (2 players)
Hero bets $2.85, BU calls $2.85.

Final Pot: $10.45.

Results follow:

Hero shows a flush, ace high(Qh Kh).
BU shows a flush, ace high(Ks Kc).

Hero wins with a flush, ace high(Qh Kh).

Thread saver:

not much going on last few days

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SB ($22.37)
Hero ($10.15)
UTG ($9.20)
UTG+1 ($6.81)
CO ($30.05)
BTN ($10)

Dealt to Hero K♥ K♠

fold, fold, fold, BTN raises to $0.40, fold, Hero raises to $1.20, BTN calls $0.80

FLOP ($2.45) 4♠ 3♣ 7♦

Hero bets $1.15, BTN raises to $8.80 (AI), Hero calls $7.65

TURN ($20.05) 4♠ 3♣ 7♦ 8♦

RIVER ($20.05) 4♠ 3♣ 7♦ 8♦ 6♠

BTN shows A♦ 5♦
(Pre 34%, Flop 45.1%, Turn 40.9%)

Hero shows K♥ K♠
(Pre 66%, Flop 54.9%, Turn 59.1%)

BTN wins $18.72

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thought this was a good thread untill it began to look like a 12 year old virgins bedroom wall

Originally posted by mattbaillon
thought this was a good thread untill it began to look like a 12 year old virgins bedroom wall

Ohhhhhhhh SNAP!

Originally posted by mattbaillon
thought this was a good thread untill it began to look like a 12 year old virgins bedroom wall

Yea posting hot chicks just ruined this blog. ♦

Had a pretty good session. Finished some 2BI up, which is cool, but not after i was 3,5BI up at one point. ♠_mad: Then i made some bad plays and got hero called couple of times. Really everytime i say "I have to play some more to get another fdb release" i just fuck it all up.

Interesting hands:

Preflop i make pretty standart call imo because he's 3betting here quite often and i'm better player so i can pwn him post. He bets only 1 buck into $1,9 pot so i just dont believe he has anything at all. I make it $2,5 hoping to take it down right there, he calls very quickly which kinda tells that he doesnt have much. I think he'd just shove QQ+ here so i think he might have like 88 or something and i think i can get him to fold. I bet tree fiddy on the turn and he snap folds.. Probably just had overcards.

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[tg]BU$4.49:///////;SB (Hero)$12.30:///////;BB$10.26:///////;MP2$36.54:///////;MP3$11.32:///////;CO$1.45:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is SB with J:c, A:c.
4 folds, Hero raises to $0.30, BB raises to $0.90, Hero calls $0.60.

Flop: ($1.8) 7:c, 5:d, 6:s (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $1.00, Hero raises to $2.50, BB calls $1.50.

Turn: ($6.8) 7:h (2 players)
Hero bets $3.50, BB folds, Hero gets uncalled bet back.

Final Pot: $6.8.

Lovely river raise. I tanked forever to figure out what the right raise would be and i decided that $8,9 is the best.
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[tg]BU$10.00:///////;SB (Hero)$17.94:///////;BB$11.37:///////;MP2$30.22:///////;MP3$10.15:///////;CO$10.15:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6:d, 9:c.
4 folds, Hero raises to $0.25, BB calls $0.15.

Flop: ($0.5) 8:s, 7:h, Q:s (2 players)
Hero bets $0.30, BB calls $0.30.

Turn: ($1.1) T:d (2 players)
Hero bets $0.55, BB calls $0.55.

River: ($2.2) 2:h (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $2.20, Hero raises to $8.90, BB calls $6.70.

Final Pot: $20.

Results follow:

Hero shows a straight, ten high(6d 9c).
BB shows two pairs, queens and tens(Th Qh).

Hero wins with a straight, ten high(6d 9c).

[X] Bet tree fiddy.
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$0.05/$0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BU$5.25:///////;SB (Hero)$15.86:///////;BB$11.38:///////;MP3$18.87:///////;CO$10.76:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is SB with 7:s, K:c.
MP3 calls $0.10, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.05, BB checks.

Flop: ($0.3) K:s, K:d, 7:c (3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, MP3 bets $0.30, Hero raises to $0.60, BB folds, MP3 calls $0.30.

Turn: ($1.5) 4:s (2 players)
Hero bets $3.50, MP3 raises to $8.50, Hero raises to $15.16, MP3 calls $6.66.

River: ($31.82) 9:s (2 players)

Final Pot: $31.82.

Results follow:

Hero shows a full-house, kings full of sevens(7s Kc).
MP3 shows a full-house, fours full of kings(4c 4h).

Hero wins with a full-house, kings full of sevens(7s Kc).

I was really gonna fold river against that nit, then though he might be value betting queens or jacks since i just called pre, so he would never put me on a hand this strong..
Full Tilt Poker $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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MP: $9.01
CO: $10.00
Hero (BTN): $12.36
SB: $16.30
BB: $14.92
UTG: $11.15

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BTN with K K
UTG raises to $0.40, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.40, 2 folds

Flop: ($0.95) T 6 3 (2 players)
UTG bets $0.70, Hero calls $0.70

Turn: ($2.35) 5 (2 players)
UTG bets $1.60, Hero calls $1.60

River: ($5.55) 5 (2 players)
UTG bets $3, Hero calls $3

Final Pot: $11.55
Hero mucks K K
UTG shows A A (two pair, Aces and Fives)
UTG wins $10.78
(Rake: $0.77)

Thread saver:

This has to be like the thinnest value shove in PLO ever. ♦

Full Tilt Poker $0.01/$0.02 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 5 players - View hand 1190834
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Hero (UTG): $3.97
CO: $1.84
BTN: $1.74
SB: $2.24
BB: $1.54

CO posts a big blind ($0.02)

Pre Flop: ($0.06) Hero is UTG with 2 4 3 5
Hero raises to $0.06, CO calls $0.04, BTN calls $0.06, 2 folds

Flop: ($0.22) 9 6 Q (3 players)
Hero bets $0.11, CO folds, BTN raises to $0.22, Hero calls $0.11

Turn: ($0.66) 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $0.66, Hero raises to $2.64, BTN calls $0.80 all in

River: ($3.58) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

I just love those sick PLO draws.

Full Tilt Poker $0.01/$0.02 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players - View hand 1190865
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MP: $1.76
CO: $4.17
BTN: $2.30
SB: $0.74
BB: $1.95
Hero (UTG): $2.14

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is UTG with 7 5 6 8
Hero raises to $0.06, MP calls $0.06, CO calls $0.06, BTN calls $0.06, SB calls $0.05, 1 fold

Flop: ($0.32) 6 3 T (5 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.17, MP folds, CO calls $0.17, BTN folds, SB calls $0.17

Turn: ($0.83) 9 (3 players)
SB bets $0.51 all in, Hero raises to $1.91 all in, CO folds

River: ($1.85) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $1.85
SB shows A 3 K 9 (two pair, Nines and Threes)
Hero shows 7 5 6 8 (a straight, Ten high)
Hero wins $1.73
(Rake: $0.12)

hey ohh
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BB ($8.55)
\m/ ($10)
UTG+1 ($10)
CO ($12.41)
BTN ($10.10)

Dealt to \m/ A♥ A♠

Hero raises to $0.40, fold, CO calls $0.40, fold, SB raises to $1.70, BB calls $1.60, Hero raises to $10 (AI), fold, SB raises to $10.18 (AI), BB calls $6.85 (AI)

FLOP ($28.95) 6♦ 2♣ 8♥

TURN ($28.95) 6♦ 2♣ 8♥ 8♠

RIVER ($28.95) 6♦ 2♣ 8♥ 8♠ T♦

SB shows Q♥ Q♣
(Pre 16%, Flop 8.7%, Turn 4.8%)

BB shows K♠ J♠
(Pre 14%, Flop 1.7%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero shows A♥ A♠
(Pre 69%, Flop 89.6%, Turn 95.2%)

Hero wins $27.02

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Hi there
Correct me if I am wrong you are playing BSS NL10 FR? What site are you playing on?
I'm playing BSS NL5 SH but I'll soon(hopefully) be switching on NL10 so it'd be cool to chat with someone from the same limit for some inside thoughts.
Cheers
PS: every last one of your threadsavers are just a joy to watch

Originally posted by rorrlsh
Hi there
Correct me if I am wrong you are playing BSS NL10 FR? What site are you playing on?
I'm playing BSS NL5 SH but I'll soon(hopefully) be switching on NL10 so it'd be cool to chat with someone from the same limit for some inside thoughts.
Cheers
PS: every last one of your threadsavers are just a joy to watch

I'm not sure whether this question is for me or for Joe, however we both play NL10 SH and not FR. I play on Full tilt and Joe plays on Stars. If you have any question feel free to ask them

I been playing ft too since u gave me that rakeback tip finding ft way softer than ps

Anyway since joe played on Stars, thats where I play atm, I'd like to know what
does he think about players there, on NL10, how did he play, stats and so on?
I myself think of moving to FTP but as long as I have that bonus to clear I think I'll be staying w Stars...no need to waste money.
From what you wrote already seems that FTP is much better choice
Maybe when joe's drunk, he might share his player DB with me, I'm pretty sure I'll return the favor one day, if not thats cool...

Originally posted by joecar
I been playing ft too since u gave me that rakeback tip finding ft way softer than ps

Oh I forgot I still have you kinda fixed in my head as a PS player

Anyway i made a big important decision. I'm going to try to play FR this week. The tables are like 10x softer than SH.. When i play SH and there are two fishes at the table i just feel like "holy shit time to make a screenshot!". 2 fishes at FR is like "oh, just 2? I gotta close this one". ♦
I just have to play somewhat tighter, i guess that playing 35/28 is not ideal. But i really feel like i'm running these fishes over which is quite awesome feeling.

Interesting hands:

I probably had the best hand here.. ♦ I dont see how he can fold a top pair or anything with any sd value.

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$0.05/$0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (7 handed)

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[tg]MP3$10.04:///////;CO (Hero)$10.10:///////;BU$10.70:///////;SB$21.40:///////;BB$17.37:///////;MP1$12.48:///////;MP2$3.50:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is CO with T:d, J:h.
2 folds, MP3 raises to $0.25, Hero calls $0.25, 3 folds, 2 folds, BB folds.

Flop: ($0.65) 8:s, Q:h, 4:s (2 players)
MP3 bets $0.20, Hero raises to $0.60, MP3 calls $0.40.

Turn: ($1.85) 7:h (2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero bets $1.10, MP3 calls $1.10.

River: ($4.05) 6:c (2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero bets $2.85, MP3 folds, Hero gets uncalled bet back.

Final Pot: $4.05.

He'd never raise a better hand on the flop since i have a kinda maniacal image so i just insta put him on a draw and ship turn.

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$0.05/$0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)

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[tg]MP2$6.89:///////;MP3$4.34:///////;CO$2.50:///////;BU$15.93:///////;SB (Hero)$11.43:///////;BB$3.50:///////;UTG2$10.00:///////;MP1$15.30:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is SB with T:s, T:c.
6 folds, Hero raises to $0.30, BB calls $0.20.

Flop: ($0.6) 3:h, Q:h, 5:d (2 players)
Hero bets $0.35, BB raises to $0.70, Hero calls $0.35.

Turn: ($2) 6:s (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $2.00, Hero raises to $4.00, BB calls $0.50(All-In).

River: ($8.5) 7:s (2 players)

Final Pot: $8.5.

Results follow:

Hero shows a pair of tens(Ts Tc).
BB shows high card king(8h Kh).

Hero wins with a pair of tens(Ts Tc).

My first hand at the table.. Always nice to see that the game is not dead. ♦ Guy calls a squeeze with Q7s from a guy who just sat down. ♦
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$0.05/$0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)

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[tg]BU$4.50:///////;SB$6.46:///////;BB (Hero)$10.00:///////;UTG2$21.72:///////;MP1$12.48:///////;MP2$10.00:///////;MP3$3.55:///////;CO$3.20:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BB with A:d, A:c.
3 folds, MP3 raises to $0.35, CO folds, BU calls $0.35, SB folds, Hero raises to $1.25, MP3 folds, BU calls $0.90.

Flop: ($2.9) 8:c, Q:h, 3:s (2 players)
Hero bets $8.75, BU calls $3.25.

Turn: ($14.9) 3:d (2 players)

River: ($14.9) Q:d (2 players)

Final Pot: $14.9.

Results follow:

Hero shows two pairs, aces and queens(Ad Ac).
BU shows a full-house, queens full of threes(7s Qs).

BU wins with a full-house, queens full of threes(7s Qs).

PS: Is there any chance I catch you guys on skype?

Anybody remembers my Alficor1's theorem?

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$0.05/$0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)

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[tg]UTG1$13.95:///////;UTG2$10.31:///////;MP1$8.09:///////;MP2$4.88:///////;MP3$3.40:///////;CO$10.00:///////;BU$12.54:///////;SB (Hero)$12.42:///////;BB$10.00:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6:h, 7:h.
7 folds, Hero raises to $0.30, BB raises to $0.90, Hero calls $0.60.

Flop: ($1.8) A:d, Q:c, 9:s (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $1.00, Hero raises to $2.50, BB folds, Hero gets uncalled bet back.

Final Pot: $2.8.

rorr: yea, post ur skype here and ill add u