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Alficor1
Joined: 16.06.2010

9 tabling NL10FR is the most beautiful thing i've ever done with a PC.

Graph for todays FR session:

Yea, i had fun. I realized that i just have so much bigger edge at FR, because pretty much all FR players just suck post flop.

Lifetime FR Graph (just a brag about my redline obv ):

Some todays hands:

Thought process: what did he call me with on the flop? With a queen. Is he folding a queen? No. Allin!
Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

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$0.05/$0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)

Known players:
[tg]UTG2$3.95:///////;MP1 (Hero)$11.31:///////;MP2$10.36:///////;MP3$6.32:///////;CO$0.99:///////;BU$5.86:///////;SB$9.90:///////;BB$15.57:///////;UTG1$9.64:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A:d, 7:d.
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.25, 2 folds, CO calls $0.25, BU folds, SB calls $0.20, BB folds.

Flop: ($0.85) 7:s, 7:c, Q:d (3 players)
SB bets $0.40, Hero raises to $0.80, CO folds, SB calls $0.40.

Turn: ($2.45) T:c (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $10.26(All-In), SB calls $8.85(All-In).

River: ($21.56) 9:d (2 players)

Final Pot: $21.56.

Results follow:

Hero shows three of a kind, sevens(Ad 7d).
SB shows two pairs, queens and sevens(Jd Qh).

Hero wins with three of a kind, sevens(Ad 7d).

Biggest suckout of the day..
Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

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$0.05/$0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BU$10.48:///////;SB$13.55:///////;BB$10.00:///////;UTG2$3.09:///////;MP1$12.97:///////;MP2$10.35:///////;MP3 (Hero)$10.00:///////;CO$10.00:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with T:d, A:d.
2 folds, MP2 raises to $0.30, Hero calls $0.30, 4 folds, 3 folds, 2 folds, BB folds.

Flop: ($0.75) J:h, A:h, T:s (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets $0.50, MP2 raises to $2.00, Hero raises to $9.70, MP2 calls $7.70.

Turn: ($20.15) T:h (2 players)

River: ($20.15) 8:d (2 players)

Final Pot: $20.15.

Results follow:

Hero shows a full-house, tens full of aces(Td Ad).
MP2 shows two pairs, aces and jacks(Js Ac).

Hero wins with a full-house, tens full of aces(Td Ad).

Most ridiculous river bet by villain ever.. I mean what kind of hands does he expect me to fold here getting like mirrion to one?
Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

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$0.05/$0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)

Known players:
[tg]MP2$8.37:///////;MP3$4.90:///////;CO$8.28:///////;BU$11.21:///////;SB$10.00:///////;BB (Hero)$10.00:///////;UTG2$3.99:///////;MP1$4.04:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BB with A:d, A:c.
6 folds, SB raises to $0.30, Hero raises to $0.70, SB calls $0.40.

Flop: ($1.4) 5:h, 8:d, 6:h (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.80, SB calls $0.80.

Turn: ($3) 9:c (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

River: ($3) 6:c (2 players)
SB bets $1.00, Hero calls $1.00.

Final Pot: $5.

Results follow:

Hero shows two pairs, aces and sixs(Ad Ac).
SB shows a pair of sixs(As Qs).

Hero wins with two pairs, aces and sixs(Ad Ac).

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Originally posted by Alficor1

rorr: yea, post ur skype here and ill add u ;)

I grinded out silverstar status at PS already so just going to finish the month off at FT

Here is FT so far

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Alficor1
Joined: 16.06.2010

What happened to ur redline at like 5,6k? Did you start playing differently or what? :f_confused:


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I guess boring FR maybe worth it after all might have to give it another shot.
Ahaha yeah tried a couple moves.......fail


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Alficor1
Joined: 16.06.2010

Well you have more fishes at a table = more fun. :f_cool: And even regs just suck soo hard.

Anyway, any thoughts? He just rivered tens full i guess..

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

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$0.05/$0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (7 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BU (Hero)$13.13:///////;SB$10.00:///////;BB$10.00:///////;MP1$10.25:///////;MP2$35.18:///////;MP3$4.45:///////;CO$7.52:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BU with 6:d, 5:d.
4 folds, Hero raises to $0.25, SB folds, BB calls $0.15.

Flop: ($0.55) 3:h, 6:c, 6:h (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.30, BB calls $0.30.

Turn: ($1.15) 2:s (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.75, BB calls $0.75.

River: ($2.65) T:d (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1.45, BB raises to $4.50, Hero folds, BB gets uncalled bet back.

Final Pot: $4.1.


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possible but if he is a cs, then a10 is a kick in the nuts :P
does BB flat 1010 oop to 2.5 O/R? to an aggressive bb stealer?


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just fucked

top set vs. flush draw
top set vs. OESD
AA vs JJ
QQ vs T6 bluff runner runner straight

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rorrlsh
Joined: 31.10.2009

I added you guys on community...
Joe, I've sent you my skype nick as well so I hope to catch you on skype and chat with you.
cheers


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jbpatzer
Joined: 23.11.2009

Originally posted by joecar
just variance

FYP

I spewed 6BI in 2K hands last night. Standard. Volume and restraint will cure all. Stick with it.


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[x]stacked deep
[x] nit fish
[x] set mine

Seat 2: Hero ( $17.14 USD )
Seat 3: Player3 ( $30.74 USD ) - VPIP: 19, PFR: 15, 3B: 5, AF: 1.2, Hands: 110

Dealt to Hero 3♥ 3♣

Hero raises to $0.40, CO raises to $1.25, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $0.85

FLOP ($2.65) 7♠ 3♦ 8♦

Hero checks, CO bets $2, Hero raises to $4.50, CO raises to $29.49 (AI), Hero calls $11.39 (AI)

TURN ($34.43) 7♠ 3♦ 8♦ A♦

RIVER ($34.43) 7♠ 3♦ 8♦ A♦ 2♠

Hero shows 3♥ 3♣
(Pre 18%, Flop 90.8%, Turn 95.5%)

CO shows Q♠ Q♣
(Pre 82%, Flop 9.2%, Turn 4.5%)

Hero wins $32.43


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vonki
Joined: 18.03.2008

I don't see why you bother posting hands like that, with the amount of hands+pictures being posted in here i've stopped following it pretty much...

Quality > Quantity


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Alficor1
Joined: 16.06.2010

FUCK FUCK FUCK!
Guess what? "Im gonna play lil more to get another fdb released"..

You have no idea how im fucking pissed on myself. _mad: Played like total asshole, went on tilt, lost some money. It has nothing to do with my luck or variance or whatever.. Just with myself. Worst feeling ever rly.
How can i ever become a good player if i cant get my mindset right? _mad:

ed:
Ofc i made some kill reads as always :f_cool:

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

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$0.05/$0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)

Known players:
[tg]MP1$17.57:///////;MP2$12.28:///////;MP3$12.14:///////;CO$10.00:///////;BU$10.55:///////;SB$2.10:///////;BB (Hero)$10.02:///////;UTG2$4.54:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BB with J:c, J:s.
3 folds, MP3 calls $0.10, 3 folds, Hero raises to $0.35, MP3 calls $0.25.

Flop: ($0.75) K:c, 2:s, T:d (2 players)
Hero bets $0.45, MP3 raises to $1.35, Hero raises to $3.45, MP3 folds, Hero gets uncalled bet back.

Final Pot: $2.1.


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EmanuelC16
Joined: 02.01.2010

Originally posted by Alficor1
How can i ever become a good player if i cant get my mindset right? _mad:

Since you have asked yourself this it means you are heading in the right direction. :)


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Alficor1
Joined: 16.06.2010

Hopefully :)

I have these problems:

1) I call it "Superman syndrome" - i just feel like im the best in the world, i make super marginal calls to 3bets preflop because "i can outplays these morons post flop" and sometimes even because "My QTs is the best hand quite often in this spot and if not i'm 40% at worst".

2) Loss of patience - you know that, you're card dead for an hour, then you open A :club:A :heart:from UTG, you get five callers, flop comes 5 :diamond:6 :diamond:7 :diamond: and you have to bet/check fold. Then you open with kings from the button and the 95/90 player who was 3betting you all day folds. Suddenly 95s doesnt look so bad and you just feel like playing it.

3) "He must be bluffing/playing back at me" syndrome - 99% of FR players (yea, i switched to FR in case u didnt know ) just dont stone bluff 3 streets nor will 3bet bluff pre even if i raise their blinds every orbit.

4) Pot odds - i wish i didnt know these things.. How many times in last one week did i call a minraise on river which completed every draw with like one pair type of hand because "I'm getting 5 to 1 fuck tp has to be good here like everytime!"

5) Cashier syndrome - i guess we all know this "Oh fuck i lost 3 dollars in last two minutes, i definitely cant fold my 33 to this 3bet, i'm sure i can stack him if i flop a set"..

6) I do too many things while playing - its quite remarkable that i'm capable of checking my facebook, this forum and my cashier while playing 9 tables. And they say that men cant do more things at the same time! I def have to stop this, i have to focus on poker and poker only.


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Cornie4ever
Joined: 19.04.2009

Originally posted by Alficor1
Hopefully :)

I have these problems:

1) I call it "Superman syndrome" - i just feel like im the best in the world, i make super marginal calls to 3bets preflop because "i can outplays these morons post flop" and sometimes even because "My QTs is the best hand quite often in this spot and if not i'm 40% at worst".

2) Loss of patience - you know that, you're card dead for an hour, then you open A :club:A :heart:from UTG, you get five callers, flop comes 5 :diamond:6 :diamond:7 :diamond: and you have to bet/check fold. Then you open with kings from the button and the 95/90 player who was 3betting you all day folds. Suddenly 95s doesnt look so bad and you just feel like playing it.

3) "He must be bluffing/playing back at me" syndrome - 99% of FR players (yea, i switched to FR in case u didnt know ) just dont stone bluff 3 streets nor will 3bet bluff pre even if i raise their blinds every orbit.

4) Pot odds - i wish i didnt know these things.. How many times in last one week did i call a minraise on river which completed every draw with like one pair type of hand because "I'm getting 5 to 1 fuck tp has to be good here like everytime!"

5) Cashier syndrome - i guess we all know this "Oh fuck i lost 3 dollars in last two minutes, i definitely cant fold my 33 to this 3bet, i'm sure i can stack him if i flop a set"..

6) I do too many things while playing - its quite remarkable that i'm capable of checking my facebook, this forum and my cashier while playing 9 tables. And they say that men cant do more things at the same time! I def have to stop this, i have to focus on poker and poker only.

hey, bro. you named the leaks pretty well. i´m sure you get rid of them soon. just play the good moves based on the stats, it helps a lot ;)


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Alficor1
Joined: 16.06.2010

Originally posted by Cornie4ever
hey, bro. you named the leaks pretty well. i´m sure you get rid of them soon. just play the good moves based on the stats, it helps a lot ;)

Thanks for support man! :) I appreciate it :) I have to put on some thread savers to ur blog, i forgot it again

Anyway had a decent NL10 session.. Had some coolers (set over set and trips over deuces full), but overall i think i played really well. NL10 FR is def the softest thing i ever played.

Value bets.. I really didnt think he's gonna have better on the river that often, i obv didnt want him to raise me tho.
Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.05/$0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (7 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BB (Hero)$18.60:///////;MP1$13.67:///////;MP2$10.35:///////;MP3$11.67:///////;CO$9.21:///////;BU$4.62:///////;SB$7.39:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BB with 7:c, 5:c.
3 folds, CO calls $0.10, BU calls $0.10, SB calls $0.05, Hero checks.

Flop: ($0.4) 2:s, 8:d, 6:d (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.20, CO folds, BU calls $0.20, SB calls $0.20.

Turn: ($1) K:d (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.50, BU calls $0.50, SB folds.

River: ($2) 9:d (2 players)
Hero bets $0.55, BU calls $0.55.

Final Pot: $3.1.

Results follow:

Hero shows a straight, nine high(7c 5c).
BU shows two pairs, nines and eights(8c 9s).

Hero wins with a straight, nine high(7c 5c).

One of those hands that kinda make you wonder why do they do it? Im not complaining, but why? :f_cool:
Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.05/$0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BB$11.15:///////;UTG2$37.89:///////;MP1 (Hero)$20.31:///////;MP2$8.45:///////;MP3$10.15:///////;CO$10.58:///////;BU$10.00:///////;SB$6.84:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K:c, A:c.
UTG2 folds, Hero raises to $0.30, 4 folds, SB raises to $0.70, BB folds, Hero calls $0.40.

Flop: ($1.5) 3:c, 6:d, 7:c (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.80, SB raises to $1.60, Hero raises to $19.61, SB calls $4.54.

Turn: ($27.25) 3:d (2 players)

River: ($27.25) K:d (2 players)

Final Pot: $27.25.

Results follow:

Hero shows two pairs, kings and threes(Kc Ac).
SB shows a pair of threes(9h Js).

Hero wins with two pairs, kings and threes(Kc Ac).

Like the best example of how much these ppl suck.. And yeah i should have folded preflop. Once he bets this small i put him on either AK/AQ or a set, and there are much more combos of random overcards then sets, so i raise and he snap folds.

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.05/$0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BB$10.00:///////;UTG2$10.42:///////;MP1 (Hero)$11.40:///////;MP2$8.70:///////;MP3$11.78:///////;CO$11.56:///////;BU$10.59:///////;SB$13.16:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A:d, 4:d.
UTG2 folds, Hero raises to $0.25, 2 folds, CO raises to $0.90, 3 folds, Hero calls $0.65.

Flop: ($1.95) T:h, 2:d, J:c (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $0.80, Hero raises to $2.20, CO folds, Hero gets uncalled bet back.

Final Pot: $2.75.


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Alficor1
Joined: 16.06.2010

Sickest bluff ever imo:


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Sickest bluff ever imo:

this is ittt :O but also that one


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Alficor1
Joined: 16.06.2010

Yea, that one is also pretty sick :) But the one i posted is sicker because there were 8 ppl in the pot and that Tom got Barry G to fold overpair and Peter to fold trips.

edit: wow this was my 1.000th post :)


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Alficor1
Joined: 16.06.2010

The new FT update is absolutely fantastic. I love it. You can seat yourself at a table right from lobby and you can also see who plays and who is sitting out. :f_love:


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