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if you are so sure its rigged - why do you keep playing?


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Wriggers
Joined: 21.07.2009

I REALLY WISH YOU WOULD TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK AND TO BE HONEST NOT MANY PEOPLE WILL CARE ABOUT A DOWNSWING BECAUSE EVERYONE ON THIS SITE HAS HAD ONE AND THERE IS NO POINT TRYING TO CONVINCE ANYONE THAT IT IS RIGGED BECAUSE THAT IS A STUPID IDEA AND NO-ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU.


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EmanuelC16
Joined: 02.01.2010

Originally posted by Wriggers
I REALLY WISH YOU WOULD TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK AND TO BE HONEST NOT MANY PEOPLE WILL CARE ABOUT A DOWNSWING BECAUSE EVERYONE ON THIS SITE HAS HAD ONE AND THERE IS NO POINT TRYING TO CONVINCE ANYONE THAT IT IS RIGGED BECAUSE THAT IS A STUPID IDEA AND NO-ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU.

Listen to the Platinum Man Utd fan.


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belthazorrrr
Joined: 12.02.2011

how can i delete the post?


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lol at that video. Would love that guy at my table.

Mr Foo King Tilt.


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Vildcz
Joined: 09.12.2010

I lost 99 vs. 88 on FT yesterday, AA vs J4o two days ago, it must be rigged!


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So stupid. people earn their living from FTP yet some people have such a massive ego that if they arn't on an upswing the multimillion dollar tournament sponsoring company must be hacking the game and giving the fish free straits.


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fuzzyfish
Joined: 12.01.2010

Originally posted by belthazorrrr
how can i delete the post?

No point, its already on Youtube and knowyourmeme.com


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belthazorrrr
Joined: 12.02.2011

Originally posted by Vildcz
I lost 99 vs. 88 on FT yesterday, AA vs J4o two days ago, it must be rigged!

u say about two days ago i tell about 3 str8 times


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Alright Full Tillt, now you dun goofed. I backtraced all the hands and cyberpolice is on its way. The consequences will never be the same!


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belthazorrrr
Joined: 12.02.2011

i dont say full tilt is rigged.point me a line that i told that.i say full tilt software always makes river action cards and he has a clever way to equall split the winnings among the fishes.and tell me no one ever thought that


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C'mon seriously - take a break. When you play insane amounts, you get unlucky, you rant like 24/7, you will just harm your health and nothing more. No point to do that.


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Originally posted by belthazorrrr
i dont say full tilt is rigged.point me a line that i told that.i say full tilt software always makes river action cards and he has a clever way to equall split the winnings among the fishes.and tell me no one ever thought that

here is how it works.

Say there is 2 players

Cards 52
Assign cards a number 1-52
each player receives 2 cards. The method used to distribute them is
/roll 1-52 = your first card (This card is then removed from the list.)
/roll 1-51 = your opponents first card.

/roll 1-50 = your second card
/roll 1-49 = your opponents second card

There are now 48 cards left in the list

Flop

/roll 1-48 = first card
/roll 1-47 =second card
/roll 1-46 = third card

Turn

/roll 1-45= Turn card

River

/roll 1-44= River card

End of hand Repopulate list to 52.

Anything more than that is your brain trying to seek patterns in this random chaos of emotion.

You say river card is such an action card. Well the more cards that are dealt the greater the odds someone gets a flush or a strait or a set etc. That's why you should force your opponent to make a hard decision when you are holding the nuts at flop on a drawy board.

Think how many times the river comes and its just some random card that has no bearing on the other 4. This happens alot. You just immediately see it, and your brain files it under Trivial shit that happened that is of no importance. So it is swiftly forgotten.


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Jim4rdo
Joined: 03.10.2010

Originally posted by belthazorrrr
i dont say full tilt is rigged.point me a line that i told that.i say full tilt software always makes river action cards and he has a clever way to equall split the winnings among the fishes.and tell me no one ever thought that

"WHATEVER YOU SAY TO ME FULL TILT IS RIGGED. I WENT ALL IN 3 TIMES PRE FLOP WITH A-A K-K Q-Q STR8 AND LOST 3 BI.THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE"

hmmm....


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