You know you play too much poker when....

Not sure if she had it or not, I folded

Originally posted by NightFrostaSS
Not sure if she had it or not, I folded

So you shoved your "cards" into her "muck"?

Originally posted by Wriggers
So you shoved your "cards" into her "muck"?

you play to much poker when you use poker terms when you talk about sex

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you play to much poker when your girlfriend tells you to go allin and you replay "i am not playing right now, why do you think about poker when we are having sex??"

Originally posted by NightFrostaSS
Once I had a dream where this hot chick was blowing me and it felt rly good, kinda too good to be true so I suddenly got worried that the bitch is slowplaying a set on me.. Think when u start thinking such things in your erotic dreams it's time to decrease volume

♠_biggrin:

epic!

when you´re not getting lucky with girls and all u can think is "fuckin downswing!"

Originally posted by cauelaratta
when you´re not getting lucky with girls and all u can think is "fuckin downswing!"

So the only hand you'd play would be JKo?

...when you write letters po in your web browser address bar and some pokersite suggestion is before some porn page suggestion.

Originally posted by Huseens
...when you write letters po in your web browser address bar and some pokersite suggestion is before some porn page suggestion.

i use incognito just to be sure, so i suppose I lose here...

when u try to last longer during sex by thinking of ur AA getting beat by 89s at the FT

You know you play too much poker when you go to a meeting and always try to sit to the left of the dumbest person in there.

When you sit down at the table at family BBQs, you wish everyone GL.

Originally posted by conall88
...when you call people donkeys outside poker. my brother's m8s do it now and they don't even play poker lol

In the old days, a donkey was someone that couldn't catch a ball. Pre the microchip LDO.

Originally posted by hackbinder
When your lady tries to hug and kiss you while you are playing and you angle your head so you can watch the screen and hold her with one arm so you can keep clicking the mouse.

Reminded me of this:

@Waiboy

Wait a second!

I was talking about hugging and kissing! If it's "business time" I will not even waste time clicking "sit out next hand"!

Originally posted by clawindsouza
when u try to last longer during sex by thinking of ur AA getting beat by 89s at the FT

At first i thought you had a last longer bet with ur gf, then i read it again. ♦

Had another one today, my lecturer was talking about blackboard, the online tihng for University where you can download lectures. She abbreviated it BB. Take a guess what I instantly thought of?

I thought of this in wake of the recent earthquakes here in NZ and in Japan:

You know you play too much poker when your emergency survival kit contains bottled water, torches, canned food etc. etc. etc........ and a poker chip set.

Originally posted by Wriggers
Had another one today, my lecturer was talking about blackboard, the online tihng for University where you can download lectures. She abbreviated it BB. Take a guess what I instantly thought of?

Big Butt?