Biggest girl dilemma

1st & fizz i think there is something u r not telling us............

Sweetheart, please close the window.
The farmer deploys manure.

(Sorry, I am no englishman)

The question was would you prefer her to "think" you farted. You didn't actually need to, or have bad breath.

Would definitely prefer to have her think I farted than have bad breath. You can laugh a fart of and deny it but if you have bad breath that can be a long-term problem that would be generally inconvenient to live with.

Basically, with Halitosis you won't feel comfortable trying to kiss anyone unless you've just had a breath mint and will generally feel paranoid about yourself even if you're problem isn't that bad. (well, it was like that with a couple of girls I used to be friends with)

I would deny that i farted. Insted,because she will think its the bad breath,I'd say i burped.
Or better,I'd say that the fart tooked the elevator. ♠_biggrin: ♠_biggrin: ♠_biggrin:

I think its a leveling spot.

Something like "god damn, something smells outside, or is it my breth, no it cant be.. i just had a gum and give devil look at her."
she will be wondering what the fck i just said and start thinking that she herself has a bad breath or farted.

funny thoughts ^^

I'd look at her and say "you smell like a farm animal honey", then empty a glass of water in her face. She'd be so confused that she forgot about the smell.

can always ask her if farts have got lumps in them

I think i will be honest and say truth

Originally posted by ihufa
I'd look at her and say "you smell like a farm animal honey", then empty a glass of water in her face. She'd be so confused that she forgot about the smell.

♠_confused: ♠_confused:

i'd ask her as follow:

" sweetheart emm.. .. did you do something I can't know about ? " and with a smile " oh i understand you had too "

Girls are so sweet ..

zomg this thread is alive? ♦ i regret making it already!

Originally posted by purplefizz
zomg this thread is alive? ♦ i regret making it already!

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fizz, as long as you don't make one of those hospital experience story thread, I'm happy to keep this one alive ♦

had this one time me 1 guy and 2 girls driving quite long distance and i started to fart like constantly. ofc i blamed it on the coffe those girls gave me. atleas tthey knew my breath was ok ♦

Originally posted by bradomurder

Originally posted by pepsico

Originally posted by Suijj
I would rather have her think i farted tbh, if your breath is bad she will never ever kiss you

Well, if you prefer a**licking, the choice would be different.

lol awesome

This discussion reminds me of when you're at a party or something and you go stand by yourself and pretend to look at something or whatever in order to sneak out a fart. Just after you do it someone sees you and comes over and so you start walking toward them to escape it, which is a weird move anyway cos you could just stand there and wait, but it just driftnets it over anyway. So you're standing there in a bath of smell and you're like "should I tell them I farted? cos I don't want them to think this is just what I smell like"

It's happened to me and I just played it cool and pretended not to notice, probably best to just admit it but they probably realise anyway from your weird walk towards them move.

Go to piss or pretend the need to piss as an excuse to go to the toilet. I always take my farts there when I'm not at home, because you can fully enjoy it, and make them as loud as you like ♦ Be carefull when piss+farting, cuz if you push to hard , the fart may carry something with it, almost happened to me once ♠_biggrin:

Make a loud and noisy fart, and then laugh like a child.

option A) he doesn't like it and leaves you.
option B) he likes it and starts to fart too.

In option A, she wouldn't have liked you anyway, so you saved your time.

In option B, she is too childish, leave her.

Originally posted by sinsas
Go to piss or pretend the need to piss as an excuse to go to the toilet. I always take my farts there when I'm not at home, because you can fully enjoy it, and make them as loud as you like ♦ Be carefull when piss+farting, cuz if you push to hard , the fart may carry something with it, almost happened to me once ♠_biggrin:

yeah you should always take care to not push your farts too far. But it's kinda strange when you are in the restroom taking a piss in the urinal and there are more people in the restroom and you fart loud as hell and people start looking at you and then you look back like "HEY I'm in the restroom i can do it"

Originally posted by Kyyberi
Make a loud and noisy fart, and then laugh like a child.

option A) he doesn't like it and leaves you.
option B) he likes it and starts to fart too.

In option A, she wouldn't have liked you anyway, so you saved your time.

In option B, she is too childish, leave her.

Lawl