The Fongie Poker Show

Yeah.... yeah, that sounds true enough!

Just watched Leatherasses database review of mbml, it was very useful but it's funny how I appear to have almost exactly the same %s that Leatherass does on most things
We seem to think similarly about some stuff that others don't, like fold flop to raise% for example (mine is high also). I need to work on some more general bluffs though that I run more often instead of trying to tailor every bluff to the particular situation, which often results in not enough bluffs being run at all

Yeah, just a random thought. Sup?

How sick actually playing poker can be (as if you didnt know already), and why Winrates are stupid.'

On another note, they seem to have made it possible for everyone to have ads on their uploads and "make money" on it now. I predict allll videos are gonna have google ads on them now I wont put it up unless for some reason my vids start getting more regular views

1) Fongie is a vampire
2) Tiem to amke money on youtube w/o a need of having shitload of vids w 100k+ views, weee, SHIP THE NICKLES
3) NExt time you better ask for my permision if u want ot us emy graph
4) I have a fulll 9 mnin epizode about me
5)True story

Nice to hear, Shade. I think

Boss, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: $268.90 (134.5 bb)
SB: $201 (100.5 bb)
Hero (BB): $208.40 (104.2 bb)
MP: $133.70 (66.9 bb)
CO: $206 (103 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6 5
2 folds, BTN raises to $4, SB folds, Hero calls $2

Flop: ($9) 2 9 K (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $6, Hero raises to $18, BTN calls $12

Turn: ($45) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $31, BTN calls $31

River: ($107) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $75, BTN calls $75

Results: $257 pot ($3 rake)
Final Board: 2 9 K 5 Q
BTN mucked and lost (-$128 net)
Hero showed 6 5 and won $254 ($126 net)

Wait, what?

Originally posted by Fongie
Nice to hear, Shade. I think

Boss, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: $268.90 (134.5 bb)
SB: $201 (100.5 bb)
Hero (BB): $208.40 (104.2 bb)
MP: $133.70 (66.9 bb)
CO: $206 (103 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6 5
2 folds, BTN raises to $4, SB folds, Hero calls $2

Flop: ($9) 2 9 K (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $6, Hero raises to $18, BTN calls $12

Turn: ($45) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $31, BTN calls $31

River: ($107) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $75, BTN calls $75

Results: $257 pot ($3 rake)
Final Board: 2 9 K 5 Q
BTN mucked and lost (-$128 net)
Hero showed 6 5 and won $254 ($126 net)

Wait, what?

Don't necessarily think that this line is optimal here. Even tho that river is excellent for you to bluff imo, i think most ppl call down here with most Kx and some 9x as well rly often. And i don't necessarily think that this betsizing on F & T is that great either. It seems to me that you don't get Kx to fold with this line and sizing. I can be convinced otherwise tho. It For me it seems that the best line on F is to donkbet. Ofc not knowing anything abt villain doesn't help but i'm just thinking and typing at the same time.

Originally posted by THESHade
1) Fongie is a vampire
2) Tiem to amke money on youtube w/o a need of having shitload of vids w 100k+ views, weee, SHIP THE NICKLES
3) NExt time you better ask for my permision if u want ot us emy graph
4) I have a fulll 9 mnin epizode about me
5)True story

♦ funny shady

i like that vid. makes perfect sense and kinda inspiring.

You're starting to look a little bit like a Swedish Teddy KGB. I would keep an eye on that.

Plus I'm pretty sure I can bring up chat logs that show how much this was an obsession for you in the past

Interesting video though. It's important to keep a sense of perspective on things.

Originally posted by Fongie
On another note, they seem to have made it possible for everyone to have ads on their uploads and "make money" on it now. I predict allll videos are gonna have google ads on them now I wont put it up unless for some reason my vids start getting more regular views

Start putting bikini clad girls in at the start of each video. Sure to get views and print money. Or do one where you hilariously trip over. Failing that, get a baby to do something wacky and watch the cash roll in (animals will do if baby not available).

Hey jumbo, bringing the best advice as usual

I shouldve recorded my dance lesson today (locking). Do you think it's possible to crush both your shoulders (it feels like they popped out of joint and back in again) doing just one move, which is just you sliding on your belly under someones legs?

It is

My shoulders hurt like hell.
I mean it was supposed to be fast, but I just have no body coordination at all

@shev
This guy was a strange guy.

Originally posted by Fongie
I shouldve recorded my dance lesson today (locking). Do you think it's possible to crush both your shoulders (it feels like they popped out of joint and back in again) doing just one move, which is just you sliding on your belly under someones legs?

It is

My shoulders hurt like hell.
I mean it was supposed to be fast, but I just have no body coordination at all
Definitely youtube material if you cried like a girl at the end. You're on the right track

Damn, I didnt, I pretended like nothing happened and kept going but it hurt like hell Now its starting to settle in so I cant move them much, lawl

OMG my whole body is hurting from ONE HOUR of dancing yesterday, how does that happen? One leg and two arms out of order, rofl

Anyway..... Star wars the old republic beta just started

I almost cried of joy during the first intro movies (yep, real geek, on the other hand a pretty lame day enhanced how exciting it was :P). KOTOR 1 and 2 are two of my all time favourite games, so naturally I have to play this. So far though in the game itself, I am slightly disappointed. Graphics are pretty bad actually, movement is clumpsy and unnatural and it lags. Combat seems pretty cool, if it wasnt for the clumpsy movement factor. NPC conversations are good so far.
I wish they just made a KOTOR 3 instead honestly, I could do without all the other players

Nerds,
stealing bodies of models since 2009

LIFE OF AN UNDISCIPLINED PROFESSIONAL POKER PLAYER

- Wake up on Sunday after 5 hours sleep, slightly hungover, and play poker all day because you're 4k hands short for the week. Just like every other Sunday.

go go go

Good luck and drink some coffe with lemon for the hungover

Can you spot me in the commercial? This is the thing I was in as a walk-on (think thats the english term).

I can be spotted in two "scenes" (milliseconds, had no idea how the end result would look haha). Im pretty sure noone will find one of those, the other is easier

0:24
and 0:22? Wild guess this one D

.24 is right! the easy one .22 is wrong

Family guy never fails to deliver truth

Indeeed ♦
Mihehehehhe
Family Guy FTW

Was out with the band yesterday, which is always fun. Before though, Claes (who I travelled with this summer and played on the streets with) and I were playing through a few songs and realised we might aswell record it.

We've had a few beers before this, so its not perfect of course, but then again when was ever anything I uploaded perfect

Starting off with A Whiter Shade of Pale! might bring out some more videos from this later