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Drinking straws are for suckers.


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A soldier survived both pepper spray and mustard gas and thus became a seasoned veteran.


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Some interesting definitions:
Gurgle: A search engine for plumbers
Document: When you call someone "nurse" but they're a bit higher up.
Caterpillar: Choosing between a feline pet, or something to rest your head on.
Bigamist: More fog than anticipated


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Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups?

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Because they just can’t even.


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This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.


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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
I just can’t put it down.


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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.


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Broken pencils are pointless.


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