Theoretical physics gives me a hadron.
A Higgs Bosun particle walks into a catholic church.
Priest: 'What brings you here?'
Particle: 'You can't have mass without me.'
Sigh.
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Originally posted by gadget51
Theoretical physics gives me a hadron.A Higgs Bosun particle walks into a catholic church.
Priest: 'What brings you here?'
Particle: 'You can't have mass without me.'Sigh.
relevant, topical and funny. I think i am in love with this joke
A man is driving along a country road and sees a farmer standing in the centre of a paddock. Curious, he steps out of the car and goes to see the strange man.
The man asks the farmer "What are you doing out here?".
The farmer responds "I just won the Nobel Prize."
Puzzled, the man asks "Why did you win the Nobel Prize?"
The farmer replies "Because I was outstanding in my field."
I went to visit my mother-in-law and as I was pulling into her driveway i see 3 men kicking and punching her on the front yard!
The next door neighbour comes over and asks " are you gonna help " to which I replied....... " no..... 3 should be plenty.
Cowboy
Some of you might know, but anyway:
Those "Higgs bosune particles" are breaking news today.
/Johan = Physics and math freak and 
How many supersajans it takes to change lightbulb??
Only one, but it Takes him 3 episodes.
What did the policeman say to his stomach?
Spoiler
Your under a vest
A pregnant Irish woman was involved in a car accident and, while in the hospital, she fell into a coma. When she awoke days later, the woman noticed that she was no longer carrying a child, and asked, "Doc, what happened to my baby!"
The doctor replied, "Ma'am, you've had twins! You're the proud mother of a handsome baby boy and a beautiful baby girl. Also, you should know that while you were in a coma, your brother named the children for you."
"Oh, no!" shrieked the woman. "Not my brother! He's an idiot!"
The doctor replied, "Well, ma'am, your brother named your daughter Denise."
"Oh, that's no so bad," smiled the woman. Then, hesitantly, she asked, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor grinned and said, "Denephew."
Waiboy was visiting London, and he was little puzzled how the traffic works with left sided driving. He was driving roundabout into a wrong direction when police stopped him. Police yelled at him "Idiot! Did you came here to die?!"
Waiboy replied "No, I came here yesterdie."
Originally posted by BObamaJr
A man is driving along a country road and sees a farmer standing in the centre of a paddock. Curious, he steps out of the car and goes to see the strange man.The man asks the farmer "What are you doing out here?".
The farmer responds "I just won the Nobel Prize."
Puzzled, the man asks "Why did you win the Nobel Prize?"
The farmer replies "Because I was outstanding in my field."
Hahahahahaha
good one!
A ditz it driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
A cop pulls her over, and says, "Hey -- did you know this is a one-way street?"
She replies, "But I AM going one way!"
So why do women get married in white anyway?
So they match all the other kitchen appliances when they get home.
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a Martini.
The Bartender asks, "Olive, or twist?"
The Zen master goes up to the (presumably vegetarian) hotdog stand and says, "Make me one with everything"
They say a dog is a man's best friend.
But I don't even have enemies that would stare directly into my eyes whilst taking a shit on my carpet.