December 1st Update
November Wrapup
Well I achieved my trifling goals. So grats to me! I hit plat and can now join in the bootcamp.
I spent a lot of time this month on attempting to get better away from the tables. I think it really helped out and there is certainly far, far more I can do in this area. But for now I think the biggest thing I need to work on is volume.
I've been thinking about where I want my poker to go in 2014 and have come up with the following goal for next year.
500,000 hands at nl500+ (at far better than breakeven)
To achieve this, I think I should be comfortable at nl500 with 5 or 6 months to go. So I have 7 or 8 months where I have to get on my bike and put in some volume and also continue to work hard off the tables to get there.
If I get to nl500 and win well there, this would be tragic with the amount of volume I currently put in. So this needs to change.
My december has the theme of building habits.
Decembers goal is to play 100k hands in regular time intervals.
I can play 700/hands hour comfortably. So playing 5 days a week I need to play 6.5 hours/day. I've broken this down into 2 sessions, with a 30 min break in between.
I can play more at other times if I feel like it.
The other sub goal for December is to run at least 6 out of 7 days per week and 2 or 3 gym sessions per week. This time last year I was doing that, but the last 5 months or so, I've had a bit of a rest and only been running about 3 times a week and no gym sessions. My fitness and energy levels have dropped off dramatically. 30 days and this will be a habit.
These goals will take up a little more of my time, but I'll still have plenty of time to take care of other responsibilities and socialize. And let's face it, it's not time I can't take away from leisure activities such as playing dota or browsing reddit.
On that note, I'm off to play my last game of dota for the year before it's deleted for the month.
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November 1st
Every time I blog I get hit by the runbad. It better not happen this time.
I decided to stop playing on jokerstars and instead chase the sweet rakeback bonuses. Last month I played on Full Tilt. I ran like a god and all was going well, but with next months plat boot camp at pokerstrategy and no strategy points playing with full tilt, I've moved to Titanpoker!
I read a while back, I think in Tim64's blog, a fish being described as 'just clicking buttons'. I thought that was clever so decided to use that as my new nic on TitanPoker.
Unfortuantely, there is a character limit and my new nic turns out to be 'JustClickingButt' ♠_frown: rofl

Pretty good deal at Titan I think. With the first deposit bonus (that I should be able to clear easily) and all the other goodies, it's about 85% rakeback! Which is nice! ♠_biggrin:
Today I managed to grind out 5k hands, which if I can keep remotely close to that volume, I should be able to hit Diamond. Meaning I'll be able to watch all those videos I've wanted to see.

My red line got hammered today. Around -14bb/100
Which is odd, on fulltilt it was doing really well. I wonder if my opponents on ipoker are different or if I was just unlucky. Probably a bit of both.
But I suppose that's ok as long as the green is going up.
In other news, a couple of days ago I got woken up at 6am as our dog, Diesel, was fighting a koala that had somehow made the mistake of wandering into our yard.
If you've never heard a koala. Imagine the sound from the following video, but more intense and with bloodcurdling koala screams mixed in. Not the best way to wake up.
I tried to separate them to no avail. The koala was gripping Diesel like an alien face sucker with all 4 limbs wrapped around his head. At the same time Diesel had a his jaw locked around the koala and was flailing it about like rag doll.
I tried to seperate them, but didn't want risk getting hurt. Koalas have sharp claws and I didn't want to get cut open.
After a few minutes, the koala's back was snapped, skull punctured and intestines falling out... Deisel was very pleased. Me not so much, had to take him to the vet to make sure he was ok (he is) and then dig a grave for the poor koala.
Goals for this month.
Get to Plat so I can do the 6max santas. That is all. No volume targets. No increasing limits targets. No nothing. Just a very easily obtainable goal. Hopefully I can grind quite a few hands too. But no pressure or insane targets like 500k hands. Just play some poker and win some moniez.







