Good to know that at least one person is reading this ♦
I started with 20 GBP on PartyPoker. Fooled around, made some mistakes, tested some micro limits, 1$ MTTs, untill I realised there are actually freerolls!!!
Yes, I am completely new to this
Played some freerolls with pretty good success following a strategy from PokerStrategy.org (yes, not this site) - was finishing in top 10-20%.
Opened account in Full Tilt Poker, looked around, played some freerolls. Did the same on PokerStars (no clue, why it is so popular? - graphics are shit, its difficult to follow, interface is not very user friendly).
Then a friend told me about PokerStrategy.com. So I opened account in Everest Poker to get $50
Installed Elephant, found that it doesnt work with Everest and switched to Poeker Tracker 3 trial version. After a while I started to pay attention to rakes and decided to test how the rakeback works, so opened account in Cake Poker. Thats the story so far, in short.
Now to the money question:
8.50 GBP (from 20 GBP) left on Party Poker - so down a bit, but I am fighting my way back 
24.50$ (from 25$) on Cake Poker - played just a little there as minimum limit is NL4
55.50$ (10$ my own money) on Everest - also slowly fighting my way back from few bad beats while exploring NL10
So, all in all, with the help of bonuses and Poker Strategy I am still up and future looks promising
I am the guy who reads the manual ♦, so I am now focusing on perfecting SSS on micro limits. Basically, I am grinding 4 tables 0.01/0.02 $ NL on Everest. PokerStrategy says to play a minimum of 10 000+ hands, so thats what I will do 
I need to prove to myself that it really works, because I did have a 2000+ hand run on Everest, where I was constantly going only down.
My Goals:
Ultimate goal - to get to the final table of WSOP by year 2015.
Long term goal - to become a professional poker player.
Short term goal - to reach a 5.80 GBP/hour (roughly 9$/hour) income by the end of this year.
Immediate task - to perfect SSS, get all three poker accounts firmly into green and accumulate enough winnings to move to NL 0.02/0.04