Recently a worldwide survey was conducted by U.N. The question asked was: 'Would you please give your opinion about the food shortage in the rest of the world?'.
The survey was a huge failure.
In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what 'opinion' meant.
In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant.
And in U.S. they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant.
Aussenministerin Condolezza Rice veranstaltet ein Pokerturnier.
Es kommt zur Preisvergabe, und der Moderator spricht:
"3rd place made Mason Malmuth, he wins 500.000$!"
Applaus, Applaus.
Weiters sagt er:
" And 2nd place by David Sklansky, he wins a Grapefruit!"
David Sklansky ist empört und schreit:
" What! 3rd place gets 500.000$ und 2nd place a Grapefruit!? FUCK Condolezza Rice!!!!"
Daraufhin der Moderator:
"No, sorry, sir. This is the 1st price!"
HJS: ich wette genau der hat sich den ausgedacht ^^
Original von MKR
Aussenministerin Condolezza Rice veranstaltet ein Pokerturnier.
Es kommt zur Preisvergabe, und der Moderator spricht:
"3rd place made Mason Malmuth, he wins 500.000$!"
Applaus, Applaus.
Weiters sagt er:
" And 2nd place by David Sklansky, he wins a Grapefruit!"
David Sklansky ist empört und schreit:
" What! 3rd place gets 500.000$ und 2nd place a Grapefruit!? FUCK Condolezza Rice!!!!"
Daraufhin der Moderator:
"No, sorry, sir. This is the 1st price!"
eienr der geilsten Pokerwitze überhaupt.
I take it as a compliment that there are so many USA jokes. For some reason there are no Germany jokes at all in the USA. 
Original von JManHH
I take it as a compliment that there are so many USA jokes. For some reason there are no Germany jokes at all in the USA.Mainly because there is nothing to make jokes about. We are just.. perfect
Original von ciRith
guck dir nur ma simpsons an da kommen ab und an witze über germany *g*
Hab ich mir noch nie angeschaut 
I take it as a compliment that there are so many USA jokes. For some reason there are no Germany jokes at all in the USA.
And in U.S. they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant.
Original von Denz
I take it as a compliment that there are so many USA jokes. For some reason there are no Germany jokes at all in the USA.
And in U.S. they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant.
Denz 1 : 0 JManHH. Good come back, I walked right into that one. ♦
Original von Denz
I take it as a compliment that there are so many USA jokes. For some reason there are no Germany jokes at all in the USA.
And in U.S. they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant.
owned ^^
Original von SlannesH
Original von ciRith
guck dir nur ma simpsons an da kommen ab und an witze über germany *g*Hab ich mir noch nie angeschaut
fail ^^
Original von KotteTHC
Original von Denz
I take it as a compliment that there are so many USA jokes. For some reason there are no Germany jokes at all in the USA.
And in U.S. they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant.
owned ^^
Ja, das mußte nach 43 Monaten unbedingt noch gesagt werden. ♦
