Yesterday, on 1st of May 2011, Mr Poker died in his home at the age of 182. Mr Poker will by missed by millions of young men and women who are too lazy to get a real job, but love money.
In his will Mr. Poker encouraged all his followers not to despire, but find another way of paraziting on society. One great way of making money while avoiding contribution to the common good is forex trading, Mr. Poker pointed out.
He hoped that his departure will not drive todays young people to rash decisions, like acquiring a decent education or becoming a productive member of community. And that's what we hope too.
May he rest in peace.