Bad Jokes

Did you hear about the secret pilot?
He spent much of his life in da skies.

Oh, so you expect a bonus joke now do ya?

Well OK then...

That one could do with a thread all its own.

Why can't bicycles stand up unsupported?
They're two tired

I wonder if the receptionist at the sperm bank has ever used the phrase "Thanks for coming".

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Russian, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, Two Kiwis, a German, and American, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Romanian, a Dane, an Israeli, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Greek, a Norwegian, an Ethiopian, a Canadian, a Nigerian and a Chilean walk into a swanky nightclub.

I can't stand those Russian Matroska dolls.
They're just so full of themselves

Bonus Joke:

My grandfather would say to guests -- "Here's your hat -- what's your hurry?"

A wave crushed a boat against the dock.
Yet another case of destructive pier pressure

Oh so you EXPECT a bonus joke now, do ya?

What's the best courier company to send parcels of food to former lovers?

When your boss is always cracking lame jokes but you can't afford to lose your job. :f_rolleyes::f_p::f_tongue:

A bottle of Omega 3 Fatty Acids fell on my head yesterday at the store. Don't worry, I only got super fish oil injuries

Not a joke at all, but in the modern world, this seem hilarious to me

How do Greek people navigate their way to lunch?

My friend has fallen head over heels for a new girl.
She's only a humble whisky maker, but he loves her still.