A pacifist insect farmer got fired because he wouldn't herd a fly.
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What colour is a booger?
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I don't know, but it snot yellow and it snot green
A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar — fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack
Arial and Helvetica walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Get out — we don't serve your type."
If the cops in the US arrest a mime, do they still have to say "You have the right to remain silent"?
A guy goes into a restaurant and asks the hostess -- "Do you serve crabs here"?
The hostess replies, "We serve anyone sir, Let me find you a table..."
I knew a guy who did drugs every day of his life, he smoked pot, snorted cocaine,
I asked him if he ever took mushrooms.
He said no, he doesn’t have any morels.
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For those dying to know:
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A little hoarse.