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07.06.2021, 20:26

Have you heard about the type of bee that produces milk instead of honey?

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It is called the boobee


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07.06.2021, 23:48

I always thought boo bees were ghosts


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08.06.2021, 17:48

When my Grandad was 65 he started running a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.


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09.06.2021, 19:02

A will is a dead giveaway


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10.06.2021, 19:19


I was recently asked who my favourite vampire was.
I said, “the muppet from Sesame Street.”
They told me, “He doesn’t count
I replied, “I assure you, he does.”


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11.06.2021, 10:06


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11.06.2021, 16:01


What does bread do after it's done baking?

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Loaf around.


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12.06.2021, 15:33

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic.
I find it creepy that people take knives with them on dates.


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15.06.2021, 17:18

I'd like to have kids one day.

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.


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17.06.2021, 06:09

The lego store in the mall opened again today. People were lined up for blocks


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18.06.2021, 17:56

My grandson wants to study burrowing rodents.
I say "Gopher it"


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19.06.2021, 20:23

What do you call a hippie's wife?

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Mississippi


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20.06.2021, 15:52

I'm going to start a collection of highlighting pens.

You mark my words!


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21.06.2021, 16:50

Why did the flea flee?

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Because the spider spied 'er


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22.06.2021, 17:00

Ghosts like to ride in elevators because it lifts their spirits


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