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27.05.2021, 16:10

After the weekend, the first five days are the hardest.


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28.05.2021, 17:11

Boy that one sure shows up a lot...

When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"


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30.05.2021, 01:35

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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An investigator.


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30.05.2021, 18:38

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

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To hold their pants up


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31.05.2021, 14:02


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31.05.2021, 16:42

Why do horses reject most ideas?

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Because they're neigh-sayers


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01.06.2021, 16:04


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01.06.2021, 19:25

Why did the can crusher quit her job?

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It was soda-pressing.


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03.06.2021, 18:28

The Devil is going bald
There's gonna be hell toupee


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04.06.2021, 15:52

A pickpocket targeted people less than 1.5m tall.
How could anyone stoop so low?


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05.06.2021, 17:12

A lady put snakes in her hair to try to cure her migraines.
The snakes were for Medusinal purposes of course.


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06.06.2021, 17:51

Why did the owner of a gentlemanly goose move to North Korea?

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He heard it was a great place for his propaganda.


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07.06.2021, 18:48

Auto-correct is my worst enema


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