What do you say to a Llama that loves picnicking?
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Alpaca lunch
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My wife yelled from upstairs and asked: "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
I replied: "No."
She responded: "How about now?"
Originally posted by SDK1987
I think that this was the intended joke:
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.
Salesman: "Can I see your dad?"
Johnny: "No, he's in the shower."
Salesman: "What about your mother? Can I see her?"
Johnny: "Nope. She's in the shower, too."
Salesman: "Do you think they'll be out soon?"
Johnny: "Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead."
A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk asks if it has any luggage. It replies “no, I’m
travelling light”
Don't you just hate it when you clean out your freezer and find people you don't even recognize?