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For anyone interested, I have a friend who bought two tickets to the 2026 World Cup Final on July 19, 2026.
The idiot didn't realize that he's getting married on the same day.
If anyone wants to go in his place, it's at St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York.
The bride's name is Mary, and everything has already been paid for.
Rumours of a food shortage at this year’s spoonerism conference turned out to be a
complete lack of pies.
A Girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre.
So he gives it to her.
A Roman walks in to a bar and says “I’ll have a martinus, please.”
The bartender says “Do you mean a martini?”
The Roman replies “No, if I wanted a double I would have asked for one.”
