How do you catch a bra?
With a booby trap!
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I couldn't find that thing that peels the potatoes and carrots.
So I asked my kids if they had seen it.
Apparently she left me last week 
My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate.
I was so shocked I almost tripped over my penis 
Two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
Arguing with my wife is like reading the software licensing agreement.
In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
Last week, I went to a really awkward party in an igloo.
I tried to break the ice, but that only made things worse.
It's my wife's birthday today, so I'm taking her out tonight to that place where you can drink as much as you for $5.
The swimming baths
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet?
I asked my 7 brothers and 9 sisters and they didn't know either 
I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits the mirror
