
Korman's conclusion:
The trouble with resisting temptation is it may
never come your way again.
Benchley's Law of Distinction:
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.
Corollary:
There are 10 kinds of people -- those who understand binary, and those who don't
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit. They're usually around 90 degrees.
When working towards the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger.
Spoiler
Then it hit me.
What did one eye say to the other?
Spoiler
Just between you and me, something smells
A photon checks into a hotel.
The desk clerk asks if it has any luggage.
The photon replies “No, I’m travelling light”






