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Korman's conclusion:
The trouble with resisting temptation is it may
never come your way again.


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wickus
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I didn't know they even have now selfie sticks in LEGO. :f_biggrin:


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Knight's Law:
Life is what happens to you while you are making other plans.


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Benchley's Law of Distinction:
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.

Corollary:
There are 10 kinds of people -- those who understand binary, and those who don't


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If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit. They're usually around 90 degrees.


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Angels' Law:
Fools rush in where fools rushed in before


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When working towards the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer


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I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger.

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Then it hit me.


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What did one eye say to the other?

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Just between you and me, something smells


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What do you say to a Llama that loves picnicking?

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Alpaca lunch


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A photon checks into a hotel.
The desk clerk asks if it has any luggage.
The photon replies “No, I’m travelling light”


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SDK1987
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Don't try this at home :f_ugly:


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A glass blower accidentally inhaled and got a pane in his chest


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A snail that isn’t moving is an escarstay


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