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Corduroy pillows are in the news again.
In fact, they're making headlines across the country.
Did you hear about the woman who loved making archery supplies?
Spoiler
Every day she went to work, she quivered with joy
Why did the hipster burn his mouth on pizza?
Spoiler
Because he ate it before it was cool
Rumours of a food shortage at this year’s spoonerism conference turned out to be a complete lack of pies
A Girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre
So he gives it to her
A Roman walks in to a bar and says “I’ll have a martinus.”
The bartender says “you mean a martini?”
The Roman replies “no, if I wanted a double I would have asked for one.”