
The Trollympics are back for a couple more weeks - just for fun. We already have the Gold, so what else can we do?
Well, I would at least like to complete a decent 3,000 meter run, after my last clumsy attempt where I was barely staggering over the finish line for a Bronze time after dealing with some bad side stitches. Not today, though. There were no other runners doing the 3,000 meters, but plenty of other athletes doing attempts in the other events - mostly kids this time. There is only so much the organizers can do at the same time, so taking my time in there would have taken too long.
However, one girl who was about 12 or 13 years old was attempting the 800 meters instead. This is not a "Trollympic" event, but children aged 6 to 17 do compete in it instead of the 3,000 meters when they are going for the badge. Since I'm only in it for fun by now, I thought I might as well give it a shot too.
800 Meter Run (Not a Trollympic Event)
No Bronze/Silver/Gold times applicable.
Olympic/World Record: 1:40.91 minutes by David Rudisha (KEN) at the 2012 London Olympics, August 9th, 2012
Harrier's time: 3:25 minutes
My split time for the first lap was 1:25 minutes, so I had a much better start than finish, even though I did try to get a bit of a final sprint in. I then got besieged by an angry wasp after crossing the finish line... 
Having no time to aim for, I guess I didn't really push myself as much as I could have.
Well, for reference, my time would have been just barely good enough for Silver in the category for boys aged 16 to 17, which is the toughest category that still takes the 800 meter run. For girls in the same age group, it would have been barely good enough for Gold - 3:25 is exactly the cutoff point in both cases. We would have to go down all the way to ages 10 to 11 to have this count as a Gold time for boys, where 3:35 would have already been good enough.
So yes, not a great time, but I was doing it just for fun anyway.
I didn't see a lot of the preteen girl who was competing for real alongside of me. As it turned out, she got out of breath along the way and didn't finish the race this time - I guess I will see her at the track again next week. Maybe she tried too hard to keep up with me.
I saw some younger kids doing the standing long jump later on too, so I decided to join the fun for one more attempt.
Standing Long Jump (Strength)
Bronze: 1.65 meters
Silver: 1.95 meters
Gold: 2.25 meters
Olympic Record: 3.47 meters by Ray Ewry (USA) at the 1904 St. Louis Olympics, September 3rd, 1904.
World Record: 3.73 meters by Byron Jones (USA) at the NFL Combine, February 23rd, 2015.
Harrier's distance: 2.23 meters
Well, a considerable improvement over my previous distance, which was just a little over 2 meters. My leg exercises before work may have paid off.
However, we are still just shy of the Gold distance... so unfortunately, no changes to the medal table yet.
If I had done a real attempt, maybe we even would have let it slide... but no, let's not cut any corners. 2.25m is 2.25m, we are still at Silver in this event.
We could unofficially count my 800 meter run time as Silver, since it would have been good enough for this in the 16 to 17 year old boys category - and that wouldn't even be cheating, since the requirements for boys in this age group in most other comparable events are actually higher than for men in my age group. Still, it is not an official "Trollympic" event, so the medal table will stay as it is:
3,000 Meter Run (Stamina): Bronze
800 Meter Freestyle (Stamina): Silver
Medicine Ball Throw (Strength): Gold
Standing Long Jump (Strength): Silver
100 Meter Dash (Speed): Gold
25 Meter Freestyle (Speed): Silver
Long Jump (Coordination): Bronze
Sling Ball Throw (Coordination): Gold