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Harrier88
Joined: 01.05.2012

Troll Calendar - Day 13

Let's not forget about the Troll Calendar, though. :f_grin: This draw wasn't entirely random, as it turned out that this egg has already been damaged, so I figured it should be drawn first. It was a Girly Egg, in any case.

Hmmm... looks like some sort of game? I see some mini-cards in there. We had those before, just not this year.

It comes with this sticker:

After setting the whole thing up, it looks like this:

What do we do with it? The instructions demonstrate it, though it should be self-explanatory.

Let's just give it a go, right here. We rolled an orca.

Where is the orca?

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If you picked bottom right, well done. :f_thumbsup:


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Harrier88
Joined: 01.05.2012

Cringe Tennis - Round 2

New balls, please. It was Prim's turn to serve, with a pick from Lemmy, her youngest Koopaling.

Hey, no fair! :f_eek: I was the one who originally brought that song to Primrose's attention when we came up with this challenge. I once heard it in an unbearable advent music show on TV back when I was living with my parents, and I remembered that stupid "ding ding dong" chorus. :f_ugly:

Well, those were some high cringe levels. Next was Wendy's pick:

Come on, that's not a beat in the background, that's the noise of the construction site where the song was evidently recorded! :f_ugly:

I already consider the original pretty cringe, to be honest. I considered adding a version of it to the list myself.

What could Bowser Jr. have, after his last horror pick?

Ugh... :f_mad: Well, at least it was amusing, in a way. :f_biggrin:

Primrose herself had one more:

Maybe I really should get into digital music making myself... I can't do much worse than that mix, can I?

Primrose left me no choice... I had to break out Barney:

And sure enough, the grindette was struggling quite a bit. :f_wink: As expected, we both made it through, however.

I think I got the bigger cringe out of her this time, though, so I guess 15-15?

Next round tomorrow, maybe. :f_biggrin:


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Harrier88
Joined: 01.05.2012

No "Surprise Menu" this week, but instead, we are taking a culinary trip to India, a country that certainly shouldn't be missing on our soon to be concluded world tour.

Many things we can do with that rich cuisine, but I am taking the easy route once again. Here is a ready-made tandoori masala paste.

We simply fry two chicken patties and spread a teaspoon of that paste on each side.

After a while, we also add some onions, cut into rings.

For the sauce, I mixed four tablespoons of mayonnaise with three tablespoons of extra spicy sri racha and about half a teaspoon each of sugar and garlic powder.

When we are done, we start with the chicken patty...

Then we add the onions, and spread the sauce on the other bun.

Our Indian-inspired burger is ready.

A bit similar to our Senegal burger, maybe, but the spices were completely different and I added some sauce here - which was quite good, by the way. All things together, a very good burger. Primrose has little complaints so far... but she isn't quite sure what to think about it. Maybe she can elaborate tomorrow.

Let's put it in-between China and Mongolia in our ranking.

1st Switzerland
2nd Cyprus
3rd Israel
4th Senegal
5th Greece
6th Japan
7th Mongolia
8th India
9th China
10th Denmark
11th Korea
12th Spain
13th Germany
14th Pakistan
15th Indonesia
16th Russia
17th Madagascar
18th Alsace
19th Italy
20th Texas
21st California
22nd Mexico
23rd Morocco
24th Brazil
25th Namibia
26th Arabia
27th Turkey
28th Australia
29th England
30th France
31st Colombia
32nd Cuba
33rd Canada
34th Hungary
35th The Netherlands
36th Thailand
37th South Africa


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Harrier88
Joined: 01.05.2012

Troll Calendar - Day 14

NaToons again... will we get another animal? We sure will...

Looks like a bear, because it is. :f_grin:

Does it have "epic head moving action"? Actually, no - it moves its entire upper body. Even better, I guess.

Can it stand on four paws? Well, not really.


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Harrier88
Joined: 01.05.2012

Some impressions from today's round of cringe tennis...

What's worse than the Last Christmas song? I guess nothing, really... except, maybe, for mixing it up with some hip-hop:

As it turns out, you can mix up some of that hip-hop with classic carols too:

Or you can just make a new "Christmas" song out of it... and even get the Kool-Aid man involved:

Those were all Prim's picks, but I had some returns to make. This song, about what is probably the most popular hot drink at Christmas markets across the country, had the grindette cringing hard:

Can I top it? I suppose so, with this questionable combo of Christmas, Easter and cringe:

Both of those songs earned the biggest cringes of the day, I believe. If we are still keeping track, the score should be 30-15 for me, then. :f_grin:


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Harrier88
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Troll Calendar - Day 15

More NaToons, and it looks like all of them do contain animal figurines. Which one this time?

It's a frog. :f_grin: This better comes with some jumping ability.

Let's see, but first, let's set it up:

Now let's check the extra functions...

Okay, so it doesn't jump but it kind of slides away when you push down on it like this?

Honestly, that's a little overwhelming. Nice figurine, though.


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Harrier88
Joined: 01.05.2012

Originally posted by Harrier88
Troll Trivia of the Week

Primrose was in a very good mood when she returned home from her Christmas market trip last night. :f_biggrin:

Turns out that she had tried a new coffee version that time, which was coffee with an extra shot of...

1) Amaretto
2) Frangelico
3) Baileys

Solution:

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3) Baileys

While coffee with Frangelico is a popular combo whenever Primrose is visiting at my place, what she had at the Christmas market trip was coffee with some extra Baileys Irish cream liqueur. She also had some Irish coffee before, which is a classic, but also a drink she didn't have in a while.

And yes, Primrose really was in good spirits when she returned home. :f_biggrin: Contrary to popular believe (well, at least one person briefly thought it), we are not married to each other, nor do we live together, but I could tell from our Discord chats that the grindette may have been just a little fuddled. :f_wink: Reportedly, she caught herself speaking Russian already at the event. Maybe that's why you sometimes have trouble with those Duolingo lessons, Prim - you are just way too sober.

Nevertheless, Primrose enjoyed that drink very much. I haven't tried that combo yet myself, though I had some "Irish cream flavored" capsules for my coffee maker before. They were all right, it is a good drink to dip cookies in, which is something I don't usually do. I just happen to have a bottle of Baileys in the fridge, however, so maybe we could try it out next time Primrose is visiting, which should be next week, if we all stay healthy?

Congrats to SDK1987! :f_drink:


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VorpalF2F
Joined: 02.09.2010

Originally posted by Harrier88
Some impressions from today's round of cringe tennis...

What's worse than the Last Christmas song? I guess nothing, really... except, maybe, for mixing it up with some hip-hop:

The worst of all Christmas songs is...

Some people really love it, but it makes me gag.


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Primrose6789
Joined: 01.07.2016

This is really terrible, Vorpal! :spit:
Even so terrible that it´s a reason to spit in the blog! :spit:


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Harrier88
Joined: 01.05.2012

:f_biggrin: It's pretty bad, but not nearly as cringe as some of the songs we've had, I believe.

By the way, Primrose has a bone to pick with me about me giving myself the "win" yesterday. I thought that we were in agreement that she cringed harder about my songs... but I guess not, so let's call it a draw?

I'm not sure if we are going to continue with the Christmas cringe next week, and if we are, we don't need to make it a contest.

And I guess I can now reveal what the song is that I was dreading the whole time? It's Happy Xmas (War Is Over) by John Lennon and Yoko Ono. :f_mad:

A pretty popular song, I believe, but I personally can't stand it. I think it's especially the background vocals that get on my nerves. I also remember a time in 11th grade music class where we had to sing this song, complete with unskilled singers, annoying piano accompaniment by my teacher, and classmates who then had the song stuck in their head and continued to sing it at recess.

Speaking of Beatles members, Wonderful Christmastime by Paul McCartney also ranks highly on the cringe list for me, and I think I'm not the only person who dislikes this song. It's still nowhere near the levels of Last Christmas or Happy Xmas for me, however.


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Harrier88
Joined: 01.05.2012

Race Day!

Here we are in the parking lot of the "Trollympic Stadium". I drove there earlier today on the off-chance that it might be open, and sure enough, it was. I saw a few people working there and talked to one of them, who then even turned out to be the representative with whom I was in contact about this by email. The soccer club has a Christmas party this evening, so there were some preparations to make.

He even recognized my as the son of my late father, who was a long-time active member on the board of the soccer club. He jokingly said that my father pretty much "built" this stadium. :f_biggrin: Well, not quite, but he was in there for a long time and organizing a lot of stuff, including the renovation of the stadium, if I remember correctly.

Using the running track was certainly not a problem, in any case, so let's go - we will finally do our timed 5K run, even though I haven't been running for a week by now. We have the entire Trollympic Stadium for ourselves.

What was my time?

With this being mostly practice for next year's Trollympics, I made a split at 3,000 meters, which is the distance I have to run there. My split was around 17:15 minutes, which is worse than my time of 16:47 minutes this year, but you can't compare those times, of course - I was on a 5K run today, that's a completely different pace. It is good to know, however, that even this split time would be good enough for Silver in the Trollympic 3,000 meter run, so I am optimistic for next year. :f_grin:

My 5K time was just below 30 minutes, and at that point, I wasn't sure if I counted my laps correctly, so I went for another one, just in case. This one finished at around 32:40 minutes. After doing my calculations, however, it is much more likely that my first time was the correct one. 17:15 for 3K means a pace of around 2:18 minutes per lap, while 30:00 for 5K means 2:24 per lap, and I don't think I considerably slowed down towards the end. The extra 2:40 would also make sense as a final time for the extra lap.

So yes, just about 30 minutes flat should be my 5K time. One good thing already is that I wasn't even that puffed out, I could have kept going. But where do I rank?

Not so great... but as I mentioned before when I started this challenge, these times are meant for "proper runners", who are actively doing this sport, not just average people who are going for a run.

Personally, I am happy with it. :f_grin: Would have been nice to reach Novice level, but that one is tough to beat without many months of dedicated training.

On a positive note, I at least managed to beat the Female Novice time. :f_grin: Well done, gender-flipped me!

With that, we can now wrap up the Road to 5K challenge, with a successful result in my book. We are ready for more demanding challenges next year. But before that, maybe we can still go on our Quest for Arnsburg Abbey this year...


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Harrier88
Joined: 01.05.2012

Troll Calendar - Day 16

We've done our sports, now let's have some chocolate. It's yet another NaToons egg, we always seem to draw several ones from the same series in a row.

A crocodile? A lizard? A snake?

I guess that's some kind of lizard? I don't know, I stink at biology! :f_mad:

What's its special action? Looks like it can move its tail...

Well, no need for a photo to demonstrate that it can shift its tail a few millimeters to the side. :f_grin:


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Harrier88
Joined: 01.05.2012

Btw, guys, it seems like there are a few problems with my image hosting site. Not all pictures seem to properly show here, and I often have to upload pics two or three times before they work. There may even be some older pictures affected, but maybe my PC is just weird.

Most likely, though, this seems to be a problem with imgbox. And I switched to them earlier this year after imgur stopped working for a while...

Let me know if you encounter any posts with missing pictures. Sorry for the inconvenience.


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Harrier88
Joined: 01.05.2012

Troll Calendar - Day 17

Only one week left - and today, we got another Christmas egg.

Oh, is that Mrs. Santa Claus?

Possibly - or some other nice babushka. Looks adorable. :f_love:

The stand doubles as a template once again, but this time, you are supposed to remove it from the figurine, and then put a piece of paper over it so you can scribble and make a snowflake shape.

I think this was one of the nicer looking figurines so far.


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Harrier88
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Troll Trivia of the Week

Final trivia question, at least for now.

In grade school, Harrier's strict religion class teacher asked his students about the gifts that the Magi brought when they went to see baby Jesus, according to the gospel of Matthew. No one raised their hand, much to his frustration, so young Harrier took a chance and gave it a try, despite not being certain about one of the gifts.

Unfortunately, it was wrong - but what did Harrier think the Magi brought?

1) Wine
2) Tobacco
3) Cinnamon


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Joined: 12.11.2008

Originally posted by Harrier88
Troll Trivia of the Week

Final trivia question, at least for now.

In grade school, Harrier's strict religion class teacher asked his students about the gifts that the Magi brought when they went to see baby Jesus, according to the gospel of Matthew. No one raised their hand, much to his frustration, so young Harrier took a chance and gave it a try, despite not being certain about one of the gifts.

Unfortunately, it was wrong - but what did Harrier think the Magi brought?

1) Wine
2) Tobacco
3) Cinnamon

I go for option 3 again:f_grin:


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VorpalF2F
Joined: 02.09.2010

3 — it is a logical replacement of one of the gifts — maybe two of them.


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Harrier88
Joined: 01.05.2012

Troll Calendar - Day 18

A girly egg! :f_love: And I've had enough of the technical problems at imgbox. From now on, my images on the forum will be powered by imgur again. Let me know if some of them won't show correctly.

Looks like we drew... a necklace, maybe?

Seems so. And it looks like its extra functionality is that you can smuggle some secret messages inside it.

I guess it's more of a medallion or something, to be attached to a zipper or other objects? This cord won't fit any human neck in existence, so it would be useless as a necklace.

Let's try my squirrel plushie - it kind of fits.

Primrose had another idea. We can attach it to my swimming mascot, Lina/Thalassa the mermaid doll, who is still smiling at me for getting my Bronze lifeguard badge. It actually fits her pretty nicely. :f_grin:

I guess I will let her wear it for a while.


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Primrose6789
Joined: 01.07.2016

I think the mermaid should get it. :f_love:


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Harrier88
Joined: 01.05.2012

The Cutting Room Floor

The Burgers Around the World series shall be concluded this week, I had the final burger today. I hope you guys enjoyed following along. :f_grin: I still would have had a few ideas, but with the year coming to a close and the Trolls looking forward to their winter break, I figured that now is an excellent point for the finale.

Before I post the last burger, probably tomorrow - and I can already say that Primrose considered this one the worst of all :f_biggrin: - I would like to take a moment to list all the burgers that didn't quite make the cut. Burgers for which I had an idea, but which I didn't end up making in the end, for various reasons.

In no particular order:

Norway
This would have been a salmon burger, I even had a specific recipe. Unfortunately, I couldn't think of anything else to add, and I didn't just want to copy a recipe without getting creative myself. Also, salmon is relatively expensive, and I never made burgers out of it before, so it seemed a little intimidating.

Sweden
Köttbullar style, with an appropriate sauce. I don't think it would have been authentic without cranberries, though, and I don't like them.

Ireland
Based on Irish stew, with (possibly mashed) potatoes, carrots, onions, parsley... and maybe I would have found a way to add Guinness to it too.

Belgium
With fries, and... I couldn't think of anything else, which mainly stopped me from making it.

Austria
Possibly inspired by Jägerschnitzel... but I couldn't find a good way to turn it into a burger version.

Philadelphia
Based on Philly Cheese Steak, but I thought it would have been too similar to a regular cheeseburger.

Chicago
Like Chicago-style hot dogs, but with a beef patty instead of a sausage. I don't think it would have made sense without the obligatory poppy seed bun, however, and since proper burger buns with poppy seeds are not sold, I would have had to make them myself, and I never found the time to experiment with burger buns.

American Southern States
Based on Po' Boy sandwiches, with fried shrimps. It would have been one of the more labor-intensive ones, but my main problem was that I had difficulties getting my hands on some cajun seasoning.

Hawaii
Would have been an obvious combo with pineapples and all... but I don't like them.

Egypt
With falafel-style vegetarian patties. In my experience, though, they fall apart quite easily, and I wanted to stick to beef/pork/chicken only.

Atlantis
Would have been a generic seafood burger, possibly inspired by the Filet-o-Fish at McDonald's, but with added calamari and shrimps, I think. Still, I decided to skip the seafood burgers entirely in the end. An alternative version based on "The Ocean" was also considered, which would have used pretzel buns (for the salt), which is an idea that I re-used in today's version.

Portugal
This one also would have involved seafood, but I never managed to get any concrete ideas.

Bologna
With bolognese ragù and parmesan on top of a standard meat patty, but it would have needed more ingredients, and I couldn't think of a version that works.

A few versions based on historical nations were also considered, like USSR (meat-substitute, cabbage, regular whole wheat roll) or Ancient Israel (pita bread, honey-mustard sauce, olives, fish). In the end, I decided to stick to current places only.

That's all I can think of right now, there may have been others. Let's wrap up the series tomorrow, if I can get to it.


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